third | video | relax your mind and picture the future

[polyheroic]

I am so glad jobs here don't do background checks. Or age checks. Or care about carrying a sword on you at work.

[Here's Rose, on the network, again, this time wearing a sort of military-ish uniform.]

Hi, I'm Rose, come drink at the Hangar Queen, this place is great, I'm a bartender now.

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[cool_skeleton]

GREAT WORK AT FINDING GREAT WORK, ROSE! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!!

[Not as great as his, of course, but that's a long way from not wanting a job however many weeks ago. What a good influence he was.]

[polyheroic]

Thanks! A job sitting around, listening to people, and making drinks sounds like a much better job for me than anything else.

... I was tell you to come by but also I don't know... If you drink, does it just, go through?

[cool_skeleton]

UM, YUP! GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE MOUTH AND INTO THE REST OF ME. I'VE EXPERIENCED THIS MANY TIMES!

[polyheroic]

It doesn't just fall out the bottom of your ribs or anything?

also video but mostly aimed at OTHER people, not Rose

[polydemonic]

[ Aaaaand there's the short hero's short demon girlfriend. ]

And I have a job too! I'm a bouncer!!

I've been told this means I get to beat people up, but that they will also deserve it.

Re: also video but mostly aimed at OTHER people, not Rose

[robodorable]

... This unit isn't sure that's supposed to be how it goes?

[polydemonic]

No it is. It was explained to me pretty well, I think.

[robodorable]

Admittedly, this unit's knowledge of taverns may be out of date, but it understood that bouncers weren't supposed to fully beat people up...

Still, if your explanation is what it is...

action, in their apartment

[polyheroic]

[WELL, WE GOT JOBS, AND NOW ROSE IS GONNA BE LAYING SPRAWLED OUT ON THEIR COUCH...]

You did good today, Vera. I'm proud of you.

[polydemonic]

[ Oh wow they have a couch? fancy.

Vera is sitting on the armrest by Vera's feet, like the gay she is. ]

"Bouncing" people out of a tavern is simple for a Demon Lord. [ PRAISE HER. ]

You concentrate on tending your bar, and I will ensure your safety while you do.

[polyheroic]

[neither of us can sit like normal people, huh

at the very least she's gonna scoot to make more room for vera]

Don't pick fights if you don't have to, okay? Though I doubt many people will be interested in picking a fight with you in the first place...

I'm glad we could get jobs at the same place, too.

[corpsacorps]

I certainly am not one to question why you may need a sword on your person.

[He's always covered in weapons. He's got no room to talk. The other two though? Don't care.]

I shall hope you've no use for it save for show.

[polyheroic]

It... may be sort of bonded to me? I'm a bit fuzzy on all of the details.

[ha ha. ha.

ha.]

Same here. Or maybe I can use it in like, some sort of bar show? Cut the tops off bottles, and stuff?

[corpsacorps]

[He gives a lazy shrug. Hey, he's not questioning it.]

If you would like, of course. Simply take care not to scare the drunks with it terribly much.

... or do. They need it once in a while.

[Gale is a terrible boss.]

[robodorable]

... How could you do background checks here, when it's a bunch of people picked up from other worlds???

[polyheroic]

Magic?

[robodorable]

Thankfully, Mordenkainen's instant background check is not actually a thing.

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[constructadditionalheroes]

Expecting a lot of trouble from surly patrons, are you?

[polyheroic]

Not even a little bit! I just want to do cool tricks with my sword. You know, like in movies where they'll balance a bottle on the end of the sword, then flip it up and swing the sword, and the bottle lands upright and the top's been cut off? That sort of thing.

[constructadditionalheroes]

Can you do that!?

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[yamatokunijunior]

Hello, Rose.
My name is Sousuke.

Age checks would likely have interfered with my current profession as a wrestler.

[ Though, his large size might make people assume that he's older.]

[polyheroic]

Wrestler? That's hardcore... How old are you?

[yamatokunijunior]

Hardcore?
[ This baffles him.]

I'm 16.

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[immortalsoul]

Oh my, the "bar~!" You may be shocked to hear this, Ms Rose, but I ought to warn you... It is a building, not a cylindrical piece of metal that one hands their laundry off of. In fact, there are no horizontal beams in sight there. Isn't that fascinating?

[polyheroic]

[wait.



wait. did she. is she.]

Silly.... Are you messing with me right now?