I am so glad jobs here don't do background checks. Or age checks. Or care about carrying a sword on you at work.

[Here's Rose, on the network, again, this time wearing a sort of military-ish uniform.]

Hi, I'm Rose, come drink at the Hangar Queen, this place is great, I'm a bartender now.
 
 
12 August 2019 @ 08:03 pm
[ When the feed clicks on, there's a moment where the girl on camera looks utterly stunned. She's obviously not used to this kind of technology, nor is she really used to speaking to so many strangers... but she manages to recover(?). ]

Um-- Hello there. My name is Marianne. [ She speaks slowly, hesitantly. ] I was wondering if there were any jobs that require taking care of horses... and if there was any sort of school here.

[ Even if she's not home, she can't neglect her studies, after all. A moment or several's pause, and-- ]

... Thank you.
 
 
05 August 2019 @ 05:07 pm
[ Action; Genessia City, over the Cove ]

[ Those of you in Genessia City might notice the dark clouds swirling overhead. Those of you paying attention to those clouds will realize that they are swirling over the Cove in the center of the city. They become more noticeable when you see the red lightning arcing between clouds, and the girl floating underneath them.

The girl is obviously demonic, what with the horns and flying and... red lightning arcing around. She also has on a black and red eyepatch, which is important to note.

Once she's gathered enough storm clouds overhead and a crowd underneath, she makes her declaration. She's shouting, and she's pretty loud, but also? She's pretty high up. Her words are hard to hear. ]


You think you can kidnap the Demon Lord and get away with it!?! Come forth and face your JUDGEMENT! The flames of eternal torment await any who would make an enemy of me, to steal me away from my dark brides! I will make this entire world my enemy if I must, and see it burn away into cinders!

....Seriously! Who do I have to murder for this!?


[ Video, slightly later ]

[ Later, the storm clouds are all gone. She's gone back to get all the sweet loot she had left behind in the Cove. And she's making a video post, looking slightly sheepish. The eyepatch is gone, and you can see both of her eyes now - red, with black sclera.

She seems to be speaking to somebody off camera for a moment. ]
Is this right? Is it working? Is it... how do you know it's on? [ She looks back to the camera, squints slightly, then nods.

Clears her throat. ]
I'm, um, sorry about all the storm clouds and loudly declaring the world my enemy and stuff. I wasn't actually going to burn down the city probably, [ she totally was, ] I was just upset.

I'm Vera, the Demon Lord. It's, uh, a pleasure. I guess.