Gift Exchange
[OOC: So this here post can be used for quick 'Character X got Character Y a new pair of _______________ for the holidays' lists, or play out the giving, or whatever. You can RP it out, just make note of it, or even post your own thing outside of this list if you prefer! HOORAY FOR PRESENTS!]

Ice Kiiiiiiiiiiing
Ice King, you home? [Look at that, she even remembers not to call out Simon.]
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[He's splashing about in his tub, getting Gunter all wet. The poor Penguin is quacking about (or whatever sound those darn birds make) in protest, but Ice King isn't listening. But then he hears Marceline, and he perks up.]
Marceline? Oh! Uh... comiiiing! Hold on doll-face.
[He gets up, scrambles out of his tub, trips, falls, gets back up, towels off, throws on his robes, and scuttles on out with a big ol' smile.]
Marcy! Baby! Darling! What brings you to my humble abode, mmh? Oh, did you come to jam out? Let me get my drum--
[Noticing the cat, his brow furrows.] What's with the furry baby?
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She's just opening her mouth to say why she came, when he notices the cat. And then calls it a furry baby.] It's a cat. [She pauses, before holding it out under it's forelegs so he can get a full view of it, especially the markings.] See? Doesn't it remind you of anything? [She'd seen the ginger bits and it had reminded her of the cat in those stories you had written, and she'd thought you'd like it.]
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Hmmm...
[He looks up at her from his hunched over position.] Reminds me of... Jake? Oh! Abracawhatshisface! Did I get it right? '3'
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What? No! It looks like the cat in those stupid 'fiona and cake' stories you were telling. Okay, maybe not exactly the same, but close enough! [She turns the cat - who apparently has enough of a calm temperament to be put up with this (She had to make sure the thing wasn't going to be clawing Ice King's face off every time he tried to pull it around or dress it stupidly or something like the dingus he can be) - to look at it. It's definitely not the exact same, but it's really close! She didn't do a terrible job! She turns it back.] Look.
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[When she turns the cat about to show it off to him, he cocks a brow again. He looks from the cat's fur patterns to Marcy's face, then back to the cat's face, then to Marcy's again.]
Oh Marcy, Marcy, don't feel bad! [He smiles in an apologetic manner, giving himself a few taps on the noggin.] My memory just ain't what it used to be! I'm an ol' fogey y'know. You try gettin' to be half my age and remembering things. Give 'er here! [He reaches out and takes the cat from Marceline and looks at it.]
Sure looks like a Cake alright! Heh...
[Oh my glob, he's trying to be nice to her! His lack of memory is more of a constant frustration to her than he even knows, but it seems for this slight he's trying to white-lie her into not feeling so angry with him. She can probably tell though - he's not that great at acting.] Was this little fluff-ball a Christmas prezzie for lil' ol' me? I'll have to put it with the others.
[He turns to an ice table with a little card marked 'rad presents.' It's empty. He sets the cat down on it and pats its head.]
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And now he's trying to be nice, and it's.... oh glob, it's working. She can't help but smile a little bit as he tries, she can't help that it makes her feel a little good the way it always has, and then consciously makes it bigger because he's trying. Really all she can ask, isn't it? Even if now she's also worried about the fact he's apparently forgetting newer things.] Yeah, she's for you. I thought you might like... some company other than the birds. [She finishes as she mentally shakes her head at herself for being totally lame.] She likes you. I can tell she thinks you're totally cool. [well.... it's not trying to claw his face off. She's chalking it up as a win.]
You're going to remember to feed her and stuff, right?
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[He pets the purring cat for a little while longer. It doesn't seem to mind that his hands are cold. he's always cold. Kinda happens when your body temperature is around freezing. Darn right she thinks he's cool. Ice King is literally the coolest of the cool.]
So what about these stories I used to tell? Were they super swag? [He shuffles on over to his ice throne and sits on it.] If I told these stories I bet they were super cool and had all kinds of movie potential. Did you like them? I guess I told them to you. [He pauses to wonder.] Why would I have done that? Aren't you a little old for bedtime stories Marceline?
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I could probably remember one to tell it you? [....This is the first and last time it will happen, though, Ice King. It's more of a last ditch attempt at trying to get you to remember them - you'd been obsessed with them, how could you forget?] And you used to tell them quite a lot. [Not going to mention that she was invisible listening to you tell them to princesses. Not at all.] I couldn't avoid them.
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Yeah that sounds like a pretty rad idea girl-bro. Lay it on me sistah! Maybe I do forget, but if it's cool enough I might just remember. Then I can keep making them up! And then I can keep being awesome.
[Sigh~] I love being awesome. <3
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[As soon as he's sat somewhere not his chair, she starts telling one of his stories, even is if hers was much better. She tells the first one, eventually getting involved in telling the lame story too much to worry so hard about the lack of story or it being self-serving or anything - she's just telling it and hoping she can see some form or recognition there.
At least her telling it adds a little more awesome to it, she thinks. She finishes, and grins at him.] So?
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[Tales of Fionna, Cake, Prince Bubblegum, Marshal Lee, the Ice Queen, Lord Monochromicorn, and all the others were rather fetching. They remind Ice King of Ooo almost to a 'T,' with the adventures that Finn and Jake would go on and all that stuff. Ice King is, naturally, very focused on the female characters. Are they cute? Hot even? They sure seem to be, to him!]
[Then it finishes.] Ohhhh, wow. So all the characters are just the people we know with all their doo-dads switched around? [He twists his index and middle finger around one another one one hand with a raised brow.] That's pretty smart! And I came up with that? I always knew I was a creative genius, but why didn't I ever know it?
So Marshal Lee is you? I get it! Like Marceline! Oho, I am clever. So clever. [He claps his hands together.] You make for a pretty cool bro, sister.
[The cat had hopped off the table and was wandering the palace to explore its new home.] And that cat... *gasp!* It looks like Cake! Yaaaay!
I'M SO SORRY. THE TAG WAS WRITTEN, APPARENTLY IT GOT EATEN. (also, thanking the lord for Lazurus)
She's going to continue that being nice thing for now, and be emotional later. It's Christmas.] Yeah, yeah. Totally genius. And hey you, I'm awesome any way I come. [She pokes a forked tongue out at him, wriggling it playfully.]
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Don't do it unless you're gonna use it. Am I right? ;3
[That gets a little giggle-fit from the old man, as he leans back into a whole buncha penguins who had crowded around for Marceline's story. Some of them have blankets, others are sipping coco, and one's... just on a cell phone, not paying attention. But with how they're all seated around Ice King, he has no problem using them as a faux-recliner.]
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I had to.
[That's all the response she gets.]
And I <3 you for it XD