It's time.

{ Guess who has been hit by the AU event? Zeref's eyes are red, surrounded by black circles. Only his face is shown, at the moment, but below his necklace, just about where his heart is, is a black symbol, consisting of two crossed hammers framed by black lines pointing downwards, almost like a heart. Zeref looked away from the camera for a bit, frowning, before turning back. }

We cannot wait any longer. I have chosen Tartarus' Third Master.

{ Private to Silver, Sayla, Marde Guille, and... the surprise Third Master }

{ Zeref moves the camera, enough to show off the surrounding area. Everglade. }

I have decided. It came down to two of you, and I feel that the successor I have chosen will know best how to deal with our most pressing obstacle. We will meet before nightfall. Make a good impression on our Third Master. { A beat. } She is not as forgiving as I am.

[Video]

[The feed starts with a shot of light blue material with red flower print. The person steps back enough to reveals herself to be a very tanned Kodachi Kuno, adorn in a hawaiian dress, with a violet lei about her neck and sandals on her feet. She currently has her hair down, though wears a huge hibiscus furcellatus in her hair.

Behind her is both a stool and a poorly drawn backdrop of a sandy island, and once she steps back enough to sit upon it, she picks up a ukelele, then proceeds to sing as she plays.]

o/~ Machadaynu Machadaynu, Machadaynu Daynu Daynu. Machadaynu Machadaynu Machadaynu Daynu Daynu.

Machadame Dabatetrung Dabatetro Tetro Tet-

[Kodachi glances to the screen.]

Oh! Aloha, I never saw you dere! Dis be your Vice-Principal speaking, dat is fo say da name is Vice Principal Kodachi Kuno! <3 [Winku!] A pleasure to meet ya.

I gotta say, dis Genessia is a lovely place ya got dere but ya know, dis kinda place is a little.. 'Rowdy', don't ya tink? But lucky for ya kiddies, I have just da rule fo keepin ya from becomin bad little boys and girls!

[Kodachi tosses the ukele aside, (followed by a pained 'roowwl!' of a nearby cat) and jazzhands until a pair of scissors appears in one, hair clippers in the other. She stands on one foot, taking some sort of strange martial arts stance.]

Startin' today, da girls get da bowl cuts, and da boys get da buzz cuts, a snip snip *hooh!* and a clip clip *hah!*, free of charge!

[Her stance returns to normal, then glances upward a moment as if trying to recollect something, when suddenly confetti rains down from the sky, several dancers sashay and twirl about the girl along with some fire jugglers and others carrying umbrella drinks.]

Oho! I complete forgot it be party time! For dose dat understand my admittadly complicated rules, come on down to da Bay! And all you confused little kiddies, doncha worry, I find ya and explain one on' one!

A hui hui!

(OOC: I apologize for butchered hawaiian pidgin. As for the song Kodachi's singing, it's this. Anyone who wants to be harassed just leave a tag with whatever location their muse is at in the subject line.)