Jarlaxle Baenre
13 October 2016 @ 01:31 pm
Good afternoon and good day, from the lovely city of Fayren.

Well... perhaps not a city, in comparison. Township, perhaps.

[IIiiit's Jarlaxle! Where is Jarlaxle? Definitely looks like some kind of tavern, draped over a seat like a lazy black cat]

It's becoming so cold and dreary out, isn't it? All the light and life of summer fading, the color of fall will be vanishing soon as well.

I never was one for winter.

To avoid becoming too long winded-

The coming months aren't ones that should be spent alone. If there is anyone out and about who feels they could use some pleasant company to stave away thoughts of loneliness and ward away the chill, I'm more than willing to make that kind of sacrifice.

[Translation: Jarlaxle is bored. Jarlaxle is going to do what he always does when he is bored.

Find some company.
]

Consider me a holistic approach to seasonal depression.
 
 
Gale Reinhardt | Orlok
13 October 2016 @ 07:36 pm
[Early in the day, the video feed clicks on to a grinning Gale who was lazily lounging on a bar stool with his chin cupped in his palm. With the clear view of the crystalline walls and faint violet light eminating from them, it was easy to tell he was in After Life, but it was much quieter than usual save for the faint sounds of bass managing to seep through the walls. He was sitting in the staff room of the club, since it was probably a lot easier to make an announcement without music blasting in the background.]

Gooooood morning, ladies, gents, robots, zombies and everything between. I have a small announcement for After Life, in effect for today only. Today happens to be someone's birthday. The birthday of yours truly. Now, what with my turning 28 - yes yes, I know, I look awfully good for my age - I figure I could extend an offer to those who might be interested.

For the duration of the 13th, and up until 8 AM of the 14th, all drinks in the club will be half off. And I'll even make the club's very own drink Prism available for today instead of just makin' it available for a few hours on Fridays. And yes, that half off offer also extends to staff, which means you all pay half of half. I'm just a sweetheart, aren't I?

[He also lives to jokingly amp up the arrogance to 11.]

That said, in a much less interesting note, I guess that "Halloween" thing's comin' up again, huh? [Good lord, that meant he's been in this place for nearly a year.] And here I am without a costume for tomorrow's party. Guess I'm gonna be doin' some last minute costume shopping. Anyone got any good suggestions?

[He had half a mind to send "Kharon" like he did last time, but he wasn't completely sold on that idea. Not yet, anyway.

Meanwhile, later in the day, Gale would be found in the club like usual and working all parts of the job- dancing on stage, serving drinks at the bar, manning the VIP room, throwing people out for causing trouble... or even just casually flirting with patrons. It's his club. He does what he wants. Even when it means at some point he'd get people together and dance to a particular
song. He was rather lively today.]