[he is sitting in a cafe, seeming not to pay attention to the camera as he reads a magazine. Though it's quite obvious he knows its on as he speaks]

It is that time of year again. Halloween and the nights leading up to it can be dangerous. Hoodlums, pranks, and [he turns a page] revealing costumes.

Keep safe as you walk the streets, especially in the Everglades... Don't be afraid to ask for help if you need it.

....

And if any young lady thinks their costume may be too revealing, I encourage them to run them by me. I used to be master of dress code in my rookie days with the Marines. [it's not made up as it's a title he gave himself when he was high enough a rank to do so]

That is all.

[OOC: This is the log for the Demon Days bounty. Ultimately he'll go with Marc Spector, but feel free to chat him up about one of his favorite subjects anyway.]

Say, who among you all has piety about you?

More to the point, would you be willing--in the manner befitting any worthy religion--to be savagely beaten for it?