None of ye should forget, if ye follow Catholic faith, tis Advent this month. That's four Sundays of gettin' ready for Christmas.
I'll be followin' a few Advent rules meself, that includes no Christmas songs in me shop until
bloody Christmas. That includes caroling. None of that.
I won't be holding any of ye to the rules of Advent aside from that while around here.
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No one has to live with him after all]
For anyone interested, it also includes no meat on Fridays and no holiday sweets until the Eve of Christmas, the Saint Andrew Christmas Novena, mind that you have to say it fifteen times a day until Christmas because repetition is a mark of devotion, lighting of the Advent Wreath and
waitin' until the eve to put up your damned tree.
If ye need a tree in your house so damn bad and are interested in followin' any sort of Catholic tradition, the Jesse Tree is... good enough. Look it up yourself, I'm a busy man.
So if ye couldn't tell, I don't wanna see a lick of that Christmas nonsense in me store until the Eve and no earlier, ye've all done a terrible thing, boostin' Christmas up into the first of December, show some bloody restraint. Keep it in your pants until Christmas, for Christs sake and for mine.