02 December 2016 @ 09:52 pm
[ problem with the red? let me know! ] as the person in charge of some networks around these parts
yes thats me mister tv
im the guy deciding whats on your boobtubes sometimes sup
if you want a show or wanna be in a movie give me a ring well talk business
or just are good with a camera or whatever thatd be totally useful
ill also be filming and airing live from the winter wonderland party
maybe doing some interviews and asking what youre wearing and all that fun jazz
so set your dvrs if you wanna see yourself because you stood in front of me at some point
anyway im here to inform you that channel 12 is going full on
~CHRISTMAS~
for my jolly cold as all hell birthday month
that will be channel 25 in nova and attleton and 13 in everglade because consistency
and fuck if i know what channel in fayreon
do you even have tv over there?
so itll be called santa tv instead of street tv
you know its that network that showed all those car shows
were taking a break from the cars
but if youre desperate for your scuttlebuggys and speed-machines and dudes pimping your rides
it can temporarily be found one channel up where it used to be static
(13 in genessia, 26 in nova, 14 in everglade and idk/idc in fayreon)
here are only some of the movies that will grace your picture box with this month:
the santa clause - a mans life gets ruined when he watches santa fucking die and steals his shit
elf - watch will farrell scream for like an hour and a half
jingle all the way - arnold punches santa in the face trying to buy anakin an action figure
die hard - no really
how the grinch stole christmas - a mutant outcast suffers a heart condition but its ok
home alone - parental neglect leads to a kid lighting home invaders on fire
santa paws 2: santa pups - dogs in hats need i say more
santa with muscles - mall santa turns crime fighter also hes hulk hogan
gremlins - monsters watch snow white bc billy cant follow instructions
search for santa paws - holy shit we have to find him
love actually - romance foursquare goes wild and make this film stop please
rudolf - an elf really wants to get into dental care and all reindeer are assholes
chronicles of narnia - a jesus allegory lion tricks four kids into fighting a war for him
frozen - i think this actually takes place in summer but let it go
and MORE
for the full schedule check that one section of the paper that falls out after it breaks your window