Oh boy, it's time for politics again, and with yours truly being a Nova City Guardian I guess I should announce whether or not I'm running in this election!

So.

I'm running in this election. Garrus too, we're keeping the whole two-heads-are-better philosophy alive. He's not here right now, but hey, that's the whole idea, right? I can answer questions without him.

Soooo... ask me Guardian-y things. Or wait for the debate. Whatever.

[sidon, having arrived and feeling as though he had taken a page right out of the champion link's book, was dumbfounded and amazed at his new surroundings. he couldn't believe that he had arrived in some completely different space than the zora's domain. after link had freed vah ruta, he thought nothing else could ever excite him as much.

but now? he had awakened to a new home, a new surrounding, and he wasted no time in attempting to get well acquainted with the area. he swam around in the bay, he walked the streets, and he was amazed by all the new people and races. it wasn't just zoras, hylians, gorons, rito, or gerudo anymore! it was so lively, so plentiful! sure, he would miss his domain, but he believed that the hologram wasn't lying to him and that he would return one day.

think of this as a min vacation! really.

so, what he had gathered was that there were factions of cities and that each place had a designated guardian. splendid! he was so excited to see the culture of this place and see how that would all play out.]

Greetings, fellow citizens of Genessia and beyond! How are you? Will you give me but a moment of your time to talk? My name is Sidon, prince of Zora's Domain, how nice it is to meet you all!

[he smiled at the camera, his teeth shining.] What a fascinating place, and I have been chosen to be one of the people?! Exciting, thrilling even! Of course I would want to check up on my home, Zora's Domain, but I know it is in good hands and any threats have been calmed.

So I ask you! What makes a guardian so important to you?! I wish to know, truly, because I believe I came here at a very precious time!

Also to the one named Weiss that explained this situation to me! Thank you so much for your courtesy, it was a great help!

[ VIDEO ]

[ Dorothy appears to be standing outside, on one of the sleepy little shopping district streets in Attleton.

She stares at the camera, and then says - utterly serious, completely deadpan: ]

Vote Cassian Andor for Guardian.



His application isn't a joke.


[ And then the video ends. ]

[The night is young, and Luther appears to have a cup of coffee sitting next to him on the small desk as the video feed initializes. Is he running for an office? Heavens, no! I wouldn't know the first thing about running one of these places.

At least...not yet. No. This post is going to be much more simple.]

Wow...so, this month started off interesting, didn't it? [In a lot of good ways, and bad ways, and several ways in between.]

I know I've been pretty radio silent, but I'm glad I can say I was still me through all of it. Maybe we should all just put it behind us. It's not like it was our fault, right?

[That's the impression he's getting, anyway.]

Okay, let's talk business. I need a job. I thought I'd be able to get out of here sooner than this, but I was wrong. [He leans toward the camera as though to make this multi-target transmission more intimate.]

I can do a lot of things, learn a lot more of them, but I've got a stipulation: I only work nights, an hour after dark. Gives me time to get there after I wake up. If you're looking to hire someone, just let me know. It's not a resume, that seemed sort of pointless, given the circumstances, but here's a list of what I've done in the past. Sorry, folks. My references are a couple dimensions away.

[And the following text list is attached.]


Hand-to-hand combat/weapons training
Hightened sense of smell/fast reflexes/superhuman strength
Working knowledge of modern security systems
Managerial experience including ownership of a nightclub
Pre and post Dewey Decimal system library organization
Fluent in Spanish, written Latin

[He hadn't even made it out of the Bay after gathering up all the information he needed (Lucky now is not the time to think the girl from the hologram was cute) before he was already trying to get a hold of people]

Um...Hello?