How exciting! I got an apartment! I’m enjoying all of these mortal luxuries and struggles. It’s fun and educational to have my feet on the ground for once.
Oh, but I have a problem~. See, I’m something of a cupid... and if I don’t make people fall in love and be happy, I’ll get so sick. Does anyone need some love advice...? I can even help you established couples with lovey-dovey miracles, so pleease~?
[This is actually a lie. Caron is just fine health-wise. He’s just bored and wants to mess with some couples.]