"...Brrawk~! I squeal like a little girl when I see kittens for the first time~!"

The feed switches on in the early hours of the morning. A shrill voice can be heard in mockery of Satori's own, chattering in the background. Satori looks thoroughly worn out. A loud and rather mischevious parrot, which happens to be a riotous blend of colour, peers at the camera as if it knows very well what it's doing.

The mistress of the house mumbles... "Good grief...as much as I'm fond of animals, I'm starting to regret this one."

"Lots of regrets! Like wanting friends~!" The parrot replies... "Like how I regret letting my sister get in trouble all the time~! I blame myself, even now~!"

"...Oh, now you've certainly done it."

...And once more it screeches... "I'm not as scary as I act, isn't that right~? But I kill humans in cold blood when I'm hungry~! And enjoy it~! Brawk~!"

Satori's expression is all too tired from all of this as she wanders over, still in her bedclothes, and pat the parrot on the head, giving it a treat. For a blessed moment, it shuts up. However, it's thrown out a ton of emotional baggage she'd confessed to it. Big mistake, as it seems to want to compulsively announce it.

"Is anyone else dealing with this sort of thing? I'm starting to get a tad exasperated...I'm getting tired of it airing my dirty laundry."

The dye jobs do go away right? Tripped over an egg at work and now just look! [Instead of the usual brunette Thea is now a bottle blonde.]

 [The 15-year-old Chosen of Light appeared on-screen looking mildly concerned.  Which was to say, she was incredibly concerned but only letting the faintest glimmer show through a mask of calm.  Not wanting anyone else to worry as she did.]

Has anyone seen Abra?

[For those unfamiliar with the pokemon companion, she held up a lovely photograph that had been taken within the past few weeks, judging by the apparent lack of chill in the evening air.]

Normally, I wouldn't be so concerned, except... [She hesitated, pressing her lips together in a telling manner.] ...he was eyeing those strange eggs all morning.

I'm worried...he might have taken off with one of them when I wasn't looking.

[Mai's face appeared on screen looking...defeated.  And wet.  Quite wet.  Hair plastered to her face, skin and hair thoroughly soaked.  One might think to ask why she would willingly broadcast herself in such a state, except...as a means of introduction...she stared blankly into the camera before tilting it slightly upward.]

[Low-level grey clouds unleashing a personalized spring shower greeted the viewer.]

Does anybody know how to turn these off?  [A slight shift in camera, and it returned to face level.  Only suddenly much more even, as if she had placed the communicator down on a flat surface.]  It's been over an hour.

[The reason for such an action is quite apparent as she reached off-screen then, reaching for a small umbrella, and opening it over her head.  It seemed to work for all of three seconds, before the clouds above disappeared...only to reappear once more under the umbrella.]

[Shoulders slumping, Mai gave a heavy sigh.  Completely unsurprised by the reveal, as if she'd been through it several times already.]

[Then, just before the camera shut off, she gave a loud sneeze.]

[Guess who has another video post for you all? However this time, you can only see his eyes up close to the camera.]

Hello everyone. I hope you managed to avoid the Easter eggs for the past few days so far. Unfortunately...

[He then backs away from the camera, revealing that Sycamore's curly hair has somehow changed from black to white.]

It seems that I can't seem to get away from them for so long. At least my dreadful singing has worn off. I hope my hair will do the same for the next few hours.

[Sycamore clears his throat as he moves on to the next topic in hand.]

Anyways, it seems that these Easter eggs are more than just ways to give us temporary random effects.

[He then grabs his camera and shifted it's focus to a seemingly normal dog... that seems to wash the professor's dishes as his Garchomp watches in disbelief.]

As you can see, this dog actually came from an egg I found near Garden Park Apartment. I didn't pick the egg up, but it suddenly hatched out this creature right in front of me. Which I landed on another egg and ended up with my current appearance.

[The scene suddenly shifted back to Augustine as soon he said that last sentence, which he sheepishly scratches the back of his head.]

While these animals do hatch from these kinds of eggs, I can't say they are actually Pokemon. Besides, I doubt that this little guy might be a Lillipup or a Growlithe. Not only that, I did see some residents who seemed to have parrots that shouted out gossip and rumors and a goldfish that grows whenever someone feeds them. Regardless, I may try to learn more about these egg creatures, so feel free to notify me if you owned one of them.

Until then, I might wear a hat until my hair reverts back to normal.

[He then looks up to see his white bang right in front of his face before he turned the camera off.]

(Video)

[The feed kicks on to the image of a young woman in a uniform. Though when the audio begins, there is a booming feedback that makes her flinch and create a greater distance between herself and this device.]

Apologies for that... My name is Natalia, and in the interest of saving time... Where's a good place to get a drink so I can process all that's happened to me thus far?

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(Action)


[While she wanders around Genessia city, the wayward captain follows a map and taking in her surroundings, trying to figure out exactly where she is. She makes the mistake of passing by an electronic store, where the feedback from her surgical implant and the radios in the store create a booming noise that force her to create a distance again and get away from that shop.]

Of all the times for my tricorder to stop working... I need to get to Nova City and make necessary adjustments.

[It's a big enough nuisance that Natalia flags down a random passerby.]

Excuse me! Sorry to bother you, but can you point me in the direction of Nova City, please? I need to go there for medical reasons.

((OOC note: Natalia is Starfleet, but let's call her uniform a disguise due to the software used to design her lacks any Star Trek themes))