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[monkeystowaway]

[The video feed starts up, and this guy is being shown in front of the camera. Sun does his best to change his voice to sound more..cutesy cat like. The cat for his part is just looking around boredly as he’s being held in front of the camera.]

Hey there. My name is…well, I don’t have a name yet. My owner, Sun Wukong, hasn’t given me one yet. But he has put me in charge of SSSN apartment, which is just purrfect for me. As new head cat in charge, my first decree is to ban all suits. Sun fought hard against this one because he loves suits, but I won out! No more suits in the house. Or ties, they are necktraps or something. I have spoken!

Second decree is..all tuna belongs to me. Not just tuna in this house, but in all houses. Bring me your tuna! And my third and final decree is that dogs suck. If you are a dog, I’m sorry, but you suck. That is all.

Also did anyone see the thing about the Candy Man being apprehended in Attleton? Sun totally did that. And he's proud that it was mentioned in the paper! He almost got blown up nabbing that guy.

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[energybends]

[ oh no it's so cute ]

I've never seen a cat like that before.

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[monkeystowaway]

[Isn't it? Sun still pretends to be the cat, holding it in front of the camera.]

Well now you have. Aren't I cute? Nice head tattoo, by the way.

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[energybends]

Thanks! It matches my bison.

[ aang talks directly to the cat like it's perfectly normal. he pauses a second to wrangle momo and hold the lemur in front of himself. cue a funny voice. here we go. ]

Congrats to Sun on not blowing up!

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[bisforbadass]

[ Well, that is adorable. Braga is going to play along.]

Now, that ain't nice. Yer not willin' ta share tuna with other cats?

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[monkeystowaway]

[Sun continues the game.]

No! All tuna for me. If I wish to share, then I will do so. Otherwise, it's all mine.

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[whiteas]

[ Oh so this is how you want to play it, huh, Sun? Well... well...!

Here's a video of Frost standing on Weiss's bed, lifting up one paw to try to play with the cat on the recording while Weiss records him and talks. She tried to change her voice, but mostly she just ended up in 'omg it's a puppy' tone. ]

I think you have the w'ong idea, Mistew Cat! I'm Fwost and dogs don't suck! No they don't, no they dooon't~

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[monkeystowaway]

[Bring it on, Weiss. This cat with take on that hound!]

I don't have the wrong idea at all. As a great cat philosopurr once said "cats rule and dogs drool." I am ruler of an entire house. That's more than a tiny little hound like you as accomplished!

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[lilyofpoison]

[There's a look of confusion as the duo watch this video, along with a certain other comment. What in the world was happening? Medicine glances at her smaller companion, realization coming quickly to her as she gives a big grin. Ah, pretend right? She knew that game! She did.

The little doll might try to fly away as Medcine takes her small hand and pulls her over to the camera, carefully manipulating her limbs into a wave. Said doll looks... rather confused and not all too sure about this. Well, the man has a tail so he's not human, right? It was okay to indulge him in a silly game.]

You don't scare me, Cat! I'm Su-san and I declare that tuna is for everyone!

[What is tuna anyway? Medicine doesn't remember. Eh, oh well.]

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[monkeystowaway]

[If this was supposed to be taken seriously, then everyone involved with come off as really silly. Sun is pretty glad that people caught onto the fact that he's just having some fun. Also he's not sure what to make of that doll that was previously floating but..he's seen some weird things here already, so.]

You should be afraid, Su-san! When I put my paw down about something, that means its final. And I'm putting my paw down on this! Tuna is for me and I will only share it with those that I deem worthy of it's purrfect taste. If you go against me..I will punish everyone by taking all fish for myself as well!

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[switch_over]

[Ties are neck traps? She's going to have to remember that..]

I'm sorry to disappoint you cat, I don't carry any tuna in my house. You wont be getting any from me.

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[monkeystowaway]

[Like you wouldn't believe. They are a hazard to everyone's health!]

Blasphemy! I demand you go and pick up two..no, three cans of tuna! Take them to your house, and then bring them to me to give as tribute!

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[sizedoesntmatter]

[Yugi figured he should just play along with this for a while.]

I know cats like tuna, but what about those who like tune too? It seems a bit unfair to ask for them to give you the tuna they have.

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[monkeystowaway]

[That's the spirit, Yugi! The cat paws lightly at the device.]

Well that's just too bad for them. I am claiming it all for myself. They can eat..carp or cod. At least until I decide to claim those too.

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[behindthefakesmile]

It's useful that I know how to speak cat as I can understand all of this.

[Why yes, he is seriously playing along with this. It seemed like a fun idea to.]

Such a cute cat you are, but I'm sorry I can't give you the tuna you so crave.

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[monkeystowaway]

Speaking cat is useful, but not having tuna isn't! I demand a tuna tribute from you. Two cans.

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[eighthchild]

Why do you not like suits, mister kitty?

[She gives a small smile.]

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[monkeystowaway]

Because suits are tight and constricting..not that I worn them before or anything. What I mean to say is, they look tight and construction and uncomfortable and I don't like this.

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[kindprincess]

[She laughed slightly. This was kind of adorable to say the least.]

I assuming this is a cat you just brought and decided to show off this way? [She wondered if cats would like her. A horse back home most certainly didn't.]

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[monkeystowaway]

Pretty much. It seemed like a pretty fun way of introducing the guy around. [He's not sure how the cat feels about it, but he's doesn't seem to be getting angry or anything.]

[Stalker Action]

[frostheartedrose]

[That?

That was FREAKIN ADORABLE.

Bridget totally approves of the tuna declaration.

Though... she may have gone a little bit overboard, pun intended.

Have a rather large http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_bluefin_tuna laying on the doorstep just before dawn along with a tirade of doorbell rings. Any attempts at finding out who dropped the monster tuna off will be unsuccessful.]

[Confused Action]

[monkeystowaway]

[Sun goes to the door and checks it, only to see that monster tuna lying right there. He..wasn't really expecting anyone to actually bring the cat some tuna. So he's pretty blindsided by this. He picks it up and takes it in the house, though. No point in leaving a perfectly food fish on the doorstep.]

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[deadly_belladonna]

[Blinks at the screen and...somewhat at the cat, quirking a brow.] You got a cat?

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[monkeystowaway]

Yep. Someone gave him to me in lieu of money after I finished some work for them.

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[weapongeek]

[Excuse Ruby while she just stares for a moment....]

Wow... I think I just suffered from second hand embarrassment....

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[monkeystowaway]

[Still as the cat.]

Looks like I'm going to have to steal all the cookies and ice cream in RWBY house!