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[The video feed starts up, and this guy is being shown in front of the camera. Sun does his best to change his voice to sound more..cutesy cat like. The cat for his part is just looking around boredly as he’s being held in front of the camera.]

Hey there. My name is…well, I don’t have a name yet. My owner, Sun Wukong, hasn’t given me one yet. But he has put me in charge of SSSN apartment, which is just purrfect for me. As new head cat in charge, my first decree is to ban all suits. Sun fought hard against this one because he loves suits, but I won out! No more suits in the house. Or ties, they are necktraps or something. I have spoken!

Second decree is..all tuna belongs to me. Not just tuna in this house, but in all houses. Bring me your tuna! And my third and final decree is that dogs suck. If you are a dog, I’m sorry, but you suck. That is all.

Also did anyone see the thing about the Candy Man being apprehended in Attleton? Sun totally did that. And he's proud that it was mentioned in the paper! He almost got blown up nabbing that guy.

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Yep. Someone gave him to me in lieu of money after I finished some work for them.

Huh, well I suppose that was gracious of them to do. One less cat on the streets.

Yeah. Their cat had a big litter and they wanted good homes for them.

I am considering naming him Gambol or Shroud. [Pretty obvious why, right?]

I'm glad they were able to find some then. With Winter being over, I guess it's kitten season with Spring coming.

[Tilts her head curiously.] Really? W-Well it is up to you.

But, you do know cats are territorial, right?

I know. The owner told me this guy is a Savannah cat, though. The tell me their temperaments or more like that of a dog and that they can be taught to fetch and stuff. And also they get pretty big.

[Inward cringe at a cat that's more like a dog and also that well, cats are territorial so his cat was going to be marking Sun with his scent, how can she compete with that. Damn cat habits.]

Well if you can train him, that might be fun. His markings are at least very pretty.

[He knows it practically blasphemous for a cat to be compared to a dog but...well, that's the comparison made with this breed.] I thought so too. He's the only one in the litter that made markings like this.