backdated to the 26th - video

[whyppleatpotatoes]

[With all of the shaky-cam and heavy breathing of a shitty homemade horror film, here is Sasha, creeping through the woods, peering through the trees to reveal: a beautiful, pure, innocent unicorn.

Then, it's gone, and the camera gives you a nice shot of Sasha's face, and-- oh, dear, is that drool?]

Guys! Look at this! I've never seen one before?

D-do you think it tastes good....? Maybe I should try eating one for my birthday...

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[filchedfruit]

That's not a meat horse. It's too skinny, and that horn would probably make it taste weird.

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[whyppleatpotatoes]

But I've never seen one before now! I want to eat it!

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[filchedfruit]

Your world doesn't have horses?

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[whyppleatpotatoes]

Of course we have horses! We don't have weird, horned ones!

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[filchedfruit]

Yeah, it is kinda weird. Do you eat horses?

[ He comes from a place where people eat horses, but the ones for food are bred and raised differently from the ones for riding. Some people seemed oddly horrified at the concept of eating any type of horse.]