backdated to the 26th - video

[whyppleatpotatoes]

[With all of the shaky-cam and heavy breathing of a shitty homemade horror film, here is Sasha, creeping through the woods, peering through the trees to reveal: a beautiful, pure, innocent unicorn.

Then, it's gone, and the camera gives you a nice shot of Sasha's face, and-- oh, dear, is that drool?]

Guys! Look at this! I've never seen one before?

D-do you think it tastes good....? Maybe I should try eating one for my birthday...

Comments

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[neighvarily]

[...Yeah she's as sophisticated as Eren is quiet.] Too bad. I was going to suggest we hunt that...whatever. But clearly your tastes are too refined and sophisticated for that. Maybe I'll ask the others to save you some potato peels sprinkled with rose water or something instead.