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[schrodingersghost]

[Danny hated the entire Christmas season. That hadn't changed.

But last year he'd made a promise to give it a try this year. To try and keep from ruining anyone else's enjoyment of the season.

You know what really wasn't helping with that? Christmas decorations. Everywhere. 

And they kept reappearing. He'd already taken five trashbags full of decorations out of his apartment, and they kept showing up again.]

Somebody please tell me there's a non-Christmas place to hang out. I mean, we've got a huge area here. There's gotta be at least one place where all this Christmas stuff hasn't gotten. RIght?

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[schrodingersghost]

Yeah. I've noticed.

[He was trying not to be the ghost who hates Christmas this year. okay? Anything to avoid another lesson on Christmas spirit. ]

[youfool]

[ Not trying hard enough. Seems Danny Downer over here hasn't learned a very important lesson about humility: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.]

"You're from Earth, aren't you? Have you ever read that novel? 'A Christmas Carol'?"

[schrodingersghost]

[Hey! He hasn't used a single ornament for target practice yet. This is progress.]

...Yeah? I had to read it for school. It was kind of dumb.

[Though he never had managed to finish it, thanks to a badly timed ghost attack. ]

[youfool]

Dumb? Dumb!? Nay, it is you who are the dumb one, Danny Dummy!

Excuse him for a moment while he just swallows his outrage and tries to forgive your blasphemy against great writers.

"...ah. Well, give it a chance. You never know how things might warm up to you, given time."

[schrodingersghost]

"I think I'll pass."

Now if someone made a video game out of it...