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[schrodingersghost]

[Danny hated the entire Christmas season. That hadn't changed.

But last year he'd made a promise to give it a try this year. To try and keep from ruining anyone else's enjoyment of the season.

You know what really wasn't helping with that? Christmas decorations. Everywhere. 

And they kept reappearing. He'd already taken five trashbags full of decorations out of his apartment, and they kept showing up again.]

Somebody please tell me there's a non-Christmas place to hang out. I mean, we've got a huge area here. There's gotta be at least one place where all this Christmas stuff hasn't gotten. RIght?

Comments

[schrodingersghost]

Pin a note on the chimney?

[gammavirginis]

Yes, maybe.

...what's a chimney?

[schrodingersghost]

Uh, the thing you build fires in inside the house?

[gammavirginis]

Why would you ever build a fire inside a house??

[schrodingersghost]

...To stay warm? Back before they found other ways to heat houses.

[gammavirginis]

...yes, but now we have other ways to heat houses. We don't keep bone mallets and flint tools around for posterity.