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[spacedragonmonk]

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Quick question, nothing important but if you had literally every inch of you covered with a sticky smelly ass slime, where would be a good place to get it off?

No big hurry but I'd like this answered like yesterday.
Also back. Sorry was indisposed won't be happening again if I can help it



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It was a perfectly normal day in main city of Genessia. The air was crisp but not yet frigid, festivities were winding down leaving a sort of merry afterglow to the people, nearly every damn thing was on sale...with everything covered in snow, it was a picture perfect winter day. Nothing could possibly ruin it.

You know, except for that icky looking humanoid blob running past. You know, it almost looks like a person with big dragon wings if they weren't covered in thick goopy slime. You can even see her face as she blindly runs down the street, perhaps into you, and she's totally disgusted. Maybe she could use help? Or a talking to if she ran you over...

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[spacedragonmonk]

[aw fuck her]

sup porrim thats not important and certainly doesnt involve warp shenanigans at all

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[gammavirginis]

I don't know what that means but it's a probably very convoluted explanation so you can tell me later.

Can you find maybe a river or something? I suppose you might find a public pool but that's probably not going to earn you any good will with the occupants or owners.

...I have a hose for my garden if you want to come by my inn?? I can try to hose you off, maybe, and then you can try to use a bathing receptacle.

[spacedragonmonk]

[Despite everything, that first line has got her barking in laughter!

...and then gagging because OH GODS SOME OF IT WENT IN HER MOUTH]

to say the fething least!

im in genessia. think the southy parts so im not wholly sure if that shits here. trying amagi inn on a rec

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[gammavirginis]

Hold on, I'll meet you there.

[ It takes her about twenty minutes to make it over to the Amagi inn. ]

Adelinde?

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[spacedragonmonk]

[Luckily, she hasn't gone in yet, though she did manage to get a call in that she was coming and gave them time to prepare for her and her situation.

And boy what a situation was she in. To say she was covered in slime was a massive understatement. To say that she was occluded in festering pus and ooze was far more accurate. Near every inch of her form was, somehow, covered in a sticky green....substance that seemed to burble with some foul smell. The only small mercy was that it did not seem to drip overmuch but still, a mercy that small was no mercy at all.

Upon seeing Porrim approach the Inn and her, Adeline slowly waves as to not spread the mass stuck to her]

Sup.

[gammavirginis]

Wow, you were not exaggerating. Are they going to let you use their facilities?

[spacedragonmonk]

I try not ta when its this bad. And they said they would, provided I divvy up sommore chink for the cleanin'. S'alot but...fuck I need it so fucking bad

[gammavirginis]

[ She was trying not to be too overtly disgusted, but it was actually kind of impossible not to recoil from the stench. She hoped the smile kind of came through her holding her nose shut. ]

Well, do you need any help getting cleaned up? I imagine no one else is volunteering. Is it dangerous?

[spacedragonmonk]

[She understands completely and is actually grateful; she literally would have fucked off before even seeing Porrim were their situations switched]

I'd appreciate it; s'fucking hard ta get spots around the wings. And nah, shouldn't be. Killed the fuckhead who tried ta make it worse fer me so all it really does is smell bad and feel gross.

[She shudders at the memory. It could have ended up so much worse if she wasn't as careful in her misadventures as she had been]

[gammavirginis]

Well after you-

[ She wasn't sure being behind or in front of Avalinde would be better. Honestly at this range it probably didn't matter. ]

So it's the byproduct of some soft of attack? Like a spell or some kind of monster vomit?

[spacedragonmonk]

[Adeline lets herself lead, following the line of towels laid on the floor towards the spring. The workers at Amagi sure weren't taking any chances here!]

Ehhhh, its complicated but kiiiinda? I tried my hand at warp sorcery again and I think I fucked up pretty hard.

CW: nude bathing!

[gammavirginis]

[ As they approach the spring, Porrim veers off to the cabinets in the room before set aside for clothing. She starts to pull the straps of her dress off of her shoulders, disrobing without any visible nervousness. The tattoos visible on her shoulders go down the rest of her body, forming intricate swirling patterns. ] And what is 'warp sorcery' exactly?

CW: nude bathing!

[spacedragonmonk]

[Adeline wastes no time getting into the hot spring at which point the slime on her body begins to sizzle energetically. Certainly was convenient that hot springs were so ingrained in unconscious minds as a source of purity!]

Sorcery usin the Warp, magic basically.

[gammavirginis]

[ Porrim grabbed a sponge and a brush and descended into the spring after her. She laughed. ]

Spectacularly informative. What is the Warp?

[spacedragonmonk]

[Adeline snatches herself her own brush and dips herself under the water for a good time, long enough that one might worry she'll drown.]

[Naturally, she doesn't, emerging from the water with her head and shoulders mostly clean from the worst of the slime. When she hears Porrim's question, she begins to explain complete with over-the-top hand gestures]

The Warp's like....fuck I aint no good explain' this magic shit....okay, its like this big...energy thing that surrounds us and penetrates us and shit. Folks with souls, that can feel emotions, can kinda....res...on..ate? Yeah the resonate with it and bend reality over and make it take it up the ass to do magic 'n shit like that.

[gammavirginis]

Admittedly alien sounding.

[ She wades behind Adeline to start trying to scrub off the stuff the dragon woman couldn't reach. The stench got worse as she did so, and she tried her best not to retch. ]

[spacedragonmonk]

[It sure was convenient that she was equally naked suddenly! :v]

Well we are all technically aliens ta here, ain't we? [Her chest rumbles with restrained laughter as she gingerly rolls her shoulders so that Porrim could get between the joints where her wings join into her back] I mean, lookit me and ya compared to the average local berk, yeah?

But yeah, so I was practicing magic but....so the Warp is like, a non-material realm of emotion and shit so when you go pokin it, it tends ta poke back. Aaaand I think I...mightagotnabbedbyadaemonintotheWarpforawhile.

[gammavirginis]

What was that last part?

[spacedragonmonk]

I....think I might have gotten nabbed by a daemon and dragged into the Warp for a while?

[P-pokerface?]

[gammavirginis]

Okay. [ Porrim didn't understand why that was embarrassing? ]

Well that explains why you were gone, then. Was it very unpleasant? Do you want to talk about it?

[spacedragonmonk]

Iiiiiii.....huh. Now that I think about it, I don't actually remember what happened. I just remember seeing the puckering asshole in reality, getting dragged into it and then there I am, completely nude on the street completely covered in stanky ass slime.

[So just a typical black out drunk day in the Warp. Nothing to be embarassed about :v]

[gammavirginis]

Inconvenient, to say the least! Do you have other clothes?

[ She lightly grasped Adeline's wing by it's tip so she could lightly tug it to open and start wiping sludge off. ]

[spacedragonmonk]

[She sighs blissfully. Truly it was rapturous to get that weight off her wings!]

Yeah, but they're at home in Everglade. S'no biggie. Wouldn't be the first time I went streaking through a district. [She laughs and looks off into the distance as she scrubs her arms down, as if remembering a fond memory] Sure pissed the Tin Men off! They were after me for months after that! Course it mighta been the whole 'defacin their station on accounta them getting between me and the guys I was shankin' thing but that's water under the bridge. Totally. Mostly.

[Ooops, that wing wants to (re)flex! Watch your face] Shit sorry! You okay back there? S'a touch titchy back there yannow?

[gammavirginis]

[ It would have been fine if it hadn't just smeared like an unpleasant amount of the sludge all over Porrim's face - which is actually *any* amount but yeah

Porrim couldn't even say anything she just stood kind of shocked and horrified, in denial about what just happened.

Then the smell hit. ]

Oh god.

[spacedragonmonk]

[Welp there goes her face lighting up like a lamp. Also there goes her face in general she just starts to dip under the water in shame]

[She'll emerge a bit later to say]

Just get under the water quick! Ya can't smell it down there! Oh yeah and it'll...wash off and shit...