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As Battler Ushiromiya's currently pissed off girlfriend, I'd like to give all girls in this place permission to punch him in the face if he tries to hit on you provided you just let me know what he did. This includes but is not limited to him talking about or making a break for your breasts, thighs, or even just looking at you funny.

By looking at you funny, I mean he does this face.

[ And cue Yuri doing the absolute most horrible imitation of this face as is humanly possible. Really, it's not even close since she doesn't ever make faces like that. It mostly just looks funny. ]

So basically, feel free to smack him whenever you want since I think his concussion is probably gone. It will make everyone feel better, including me who has to put up with him posting his perversions all over the network to every person who looks somewhat feminine.

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Really? What's so different about being alive? I mean well... Aside from not being dead?

Mostly just not being dead and having to actually pay attention so I don't end up dead again. You can't die a second time when you're already dead, so I'm completely not used to anything having to heal for more than a day. I'll believe I can age when I see it, but I should be able to now... [ She looks thoughtful, trying to think of other things. ] I don't have to worry about disappearing either. Anything else that's different is later down the line..

Edited 2014-03-19 16:31 (UTC)

Oh... Well, I guess that makes sense.

[By the blank look in her eyes, it's obvious she didn't really understand at all.]

So you don't die a second time when your dead, but you disappear? Is that it?

[ Yuri's okay with her totally not understand. She'll just keep going with the conversation anyway. ]

You know what a ghost is right? I wasn't exactly a ghost, but what do ghosts do when whatever it is that's holding them back is gone?

Yeah, I know what they are, I can't really say I'm an expert on them though.

[Give her a second.]

Oh! Oooooooh... I think I've got ya now. They do that whole "moving on" thing, right?

Uh huh. The afterlife I was from was sort of like that. It's like ghosts but all gathered together in one place, separate from the world of the living. So if and when we were ready to move on, we disappeared from that place. Everything about who we were was wiped and our souls were reborn as another person. So that's what "disappear" means.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh... It all makes sense now. ...Kind of, a little. I get what your saying at least.

So you all gathered up there and did what? Was it like a party or something?

We were trapped there, and mostly a bunch of pissed off idiot teenagers so we did the only thing that made sense and formed a battlefront against God.

A battle against God...?

...Okay that just sounds good old fashion crazy!

How did it go?

Probably was. We ended up completely destroying the system that was working in the afterlife and making it safe for everyone, if that counts. Destroyed someone playing God.

Well hey, that sounds like a win-win situation to me. Good job!

Thanks. Anyway, what about you? What's your story?

Who me?

Oh, of course you mean me. It's not like there's anyone else listening in, right?

[Oh great, where to start? This is awkward. Just give her a minute to sort her thoughts out.]

Well... Back where I'm from I was about as normal as they come, honest! Just went to school with friends and such. ....T-then well I ended up here! andwellthat'saboutitreally! Just an every day girl normal knees.

[And she let's out a big sigh of relief.]

There you have it, my life story.

[Ruby, you told her nothing.]

That story's so ridiculously suspicious that I don't believe a bit of it. Who on earth suggests they have normal knees? That's like saying you're so abnormal that you have to insist random body parts are normal!

[ Plus she really didn't say anything at all, so Yuri's less than believing. But she's also got an overactive imagination at times, so hey. ]

[Uh oh. Busted.]

Uhmmm, I did? Just now? eheheheh... Well- I mean I'm perfectly normal where I come from! ItjusthappensthatwhereIcomefromissortaspecialcomparedtootherplaces!

[Deep breath. Ruby has to cool down the motor mouth for a second.]

I was telling the truth, I swear. I'm perfectly normal in a world that's pretty much overrun by monsters, where people can go to school to learn how to kick those monsters butts and stuff.

As a heads up, "normal knees" is going into my top 10 most suspicious phrases I've ever heard, even if your reason for saying it actually sounds pretty normal.

Well, it sounds like a video game anyway.

...Where does it fall on that list?

A video game? Huh... I never really thought of that before, but I guess it does kind of sound like one.

Less suspicious than "There's absolutely nothing wrong!" without being asked but more suspicious than strange declarations about marine animals.

You'd be surprised how many things end up sounding like one.

So about a seven? I'm going to say it's a solid seven on there.

Huh, I never really thought about what all could sound like a sea animal before. I might have to keep that in mind for the future.

Edited 2014-03-26 22:11 (UTC)

Lucky number?

--I meant video games, but sea animals can be used for a lot of weird things too.

Yeah, that and I'd hope there are at least six other things that sound more suspicious than it. I can hope, right?

[Well Ruby totally mixed those up terribly]

-Oh. R-right, I knew that. [Awkward pause.] ...Say, do you think sea animals like to play video games?

Optimism is a good quality, Ruby R.

[ Of course, that second statement is enough to convince Yuri that she's absolutely the type of person that she wants to be friends with. ] Video games wouldn't work under water, stupid.

I like to think so, it sure beats being a negative nancy about everything.

[Really? Ruby loves friends!]

I knew that, but y'know if they did would the animals play them?

We should try it. Let's get an ipad and a waterproof bag.

Let's do it!

I'm pretty sure we have an ipad kicking around here somewhere, think you can track down the bag?

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