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[tenminutes]

As Battler Ushiromiya's currently pissed off girlfriend, I'd like to give all girls in this place permission to punch him in the face if he tries to hit on you provided you just let me know what he did. This includes but is not limited to him talking about or making a break for your breasts, thighs, or even just looking at you funny.

By looking at you funny, I mean he does this face.

[ And cue Yuri doing the absolute most horrible imitation of this face as is humanly possible. Really, it's not even close since she doesn't ever make faces like that. It mostly just looks funny. ]

So basically, feel free to smack him whenever you want since I think his concussion is probably gone. It will make everyone feel better, including me who has to put up with him posting his perversions all over the network to every person who looks somewhat feminine.

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[tenminutes]

No, I'm pissed at you so I want you to be frustrating so I can scream at you more.

[ It's hard to tell if she's joking or not.. ]

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[chestboard]

[.........stares.....]

S.....seriously.....?!

[chestboard]

Well, just think long enough, I'm sure you can find something to yell at me over. Hey, I'll even help!

Oohh my sweet Yurippe~! Let me see your chest agaaaaa~in!

[tenminutes]

[ She takes a moment after he says that, then just crosses her arms. ]

It's not as cathartic if I know you're doing it on purpose, so you're probably never going to see my chest again anyway.

[chestboard]

Nnoooooooooooooouuuggh! Don't deny me something like that!

[tenminutes]

[ She puts her hands over her breasts. ]

You double can't see them, I'm going to start wearing sweaters so you can't even see them through my shirt.

[chestboard]

Such torment.....! Why do you do this to me- Yuri?!

[tenminutes]

Because you deserve it!

[ Pause. ]

Actually, I'm partially convinced you secretly enjoy it.

[chestboard]

Yuri... you've known for a while that I'm a masochist. Ihihihi~!

[tenminutes]

I know, it's a pain in the ass! The only way I can piss you off is by not talking to you at all.

[ And she.. honestly doesn't like that either. ]

[chestboard]

Aha.... but you just can't stay away from me, I get it I get it~!

[yuri never leave him!!!]

[tenminutes]

You're my neighbor, it's hard to escape you. I hear you clawing at the wall and whimpering at night if I don't talk to you.

[chestboard]

[....HAH?!]

Whaaaaat?! That doesn't happen at all!

[tenminutes]

Gross, you must do it in your sleep.

[ She has no problem making things up. ]

[chestboard]

Lies! Now you're just being mean!

[HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING OF THE SORT!!]

[tenminutes]

Are you sure? Sometimes I hear a faint "uwwooooooooough" from next door.

[chestboard]

Those are distant memories in your head....!!

[tenminutes]

So you're saying I have nightmares about you?

[chestboard]

More like amazing dreams about me.

Oh how I dream about you~!

[tenminutes]

I'm pretty sure "Uwwogh" seal screeching isn't anything that'd be in an amazing dream.

[chestboard]

Okay fine, you win! I must be doing something like that in my sleep....

[she convinced him.]

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[tenminutes]

[ Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yuri can't even deal with the fact that she actually convinced him of it. That's his convinced face!! She's just. Gonna stare for a minute... ]

[tenminutes]

Are you really that stupid that you bought that!?

[ Nope here goes the laughing. Poker face failed. ]

[chestboard]

Aaah I knew it! I knew you were lying!

[but... at least she's laughing. he hasn't heard her laugh for a long time now, especially around him, so this was like a blessing to him. as long as she was getting some enjoyment, he didn't mind that it was at his own expense however.]

Uuoouuugghhh...!! It's useless....!!

[tenminutes]

Our bedrooms aren't even right next to each other, how would I have heard that!? You're such a moron!

[ She can't seem to stop, now that it broke out. She'd probably regret it later, but.. ]