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[tenminutes]

As Battler Ushiromiya's currently pissed off girlfriend, I'd like to give all girls in this place permission to punch him in the face if he tries to hit on you provided you just let me know what he did. This includes but is not limited to him talking about or making a break for your breasts, thighs, or even just looking at you funny.

By looking at you funny, I mean he does this face.

[ And cue Yuri doing the absolute most horrible imitation of this face as is humanly possible. Really, it's not even close since she doesn't ever make faces like that. It mostly just looks funny. ]

So basically, feel free to smack him whenever you want since I think his concussion is probably gone. It will make everyone feel better, including me who has to put up with him posting his perversions all over the network to every person who looks somewhat feminine.

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[tenminutes]

Oh, I knew that. I was dead too, the pain thing was always a pain.

[ Wait- Yuri seems to realize something most important in this conversation. ]

There are sandworms on Saturn?

[betel_geuse]

"Yeah, of course there are. Where the hell else would they be? Well, when they aren't patrolling haunting areas or attacking the Netherworld."

[tenminutes]

But there's no sand on Saturn.

[ It doesn't even really have a solid surface, as far as she knows. ]

[betel_geuse]

"What makes you think that? Anyways, no reason the Saturn in the afterlife has to be the same as the one in the living world."

[tenminutes]

Science. I have to know the basics, so I at least know what the planets are made out of.

I guess that's true though. Geez, they need to come up with unique names for all these things..

[betel_geuse]

"Why should they, though? Saturn is still Saturn, even if it's the afterlife version. I mean, some dead people find it comforting keeping stuff familiar. Not me, but some ghosts, y'know?"

[tenminutes]

I guess it's like how sometimes a store is an electronics store in one country and a grocery store in another country.

[betel_geuse]

"Sure, something like that. I guess. I just know the Saturn in the afterlife I know has plenty of sand. And sandworms. Nasty buggers."

[tenminutes]

How big are they?

[betel_geuse]

"Big. Twenty feet long, a lot of 'em. Hell, that's probably about average, really. Their heads are about as bit as a human guy."

[tenminutes]

As big as a human guy? Like a short guy or one of those freakishly tall guys who play in the NBA? Because that makes a big difference.

[betel_geuse]

"Your average human guy, babes," Betelgeuse said, amused, forgetting to use her name. "Just, y'know, average joe on the street."