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ok so ive been told my opinion is totally legit about all things always
so here is a short ass review of places around the cities

genessia places

amagi inn - i havent actually stayed here but its japanese themed as fuck so i bet the doors slide and are possibly paper 4/5

jardin of floss - idk how to pronounce the french for this one terra how does that go but ok heres the review basically its got some of the best flowers ever but the sales person isnt as good as the one in attleton 5/5

pans grocery - stocks apple juice and is a grocery store as in the name theres no pupa in here i doubt he owns it or that one goat god with the flute 5/5

schnee company - so weiss is in fact not a hologram but youre not going to get proof of that because chances are youre never going to see that girl ever in there shes way too fucking busy to stop being schrodingers weiss but other than that theyre totally helpful and this is actually p good for newbies so 5/5

teanie teas - the cups are not in fact teanie which is a good thing see more bang for your buck idk what the leaf water rates as on a scale of great leaf water to shit leaf water so someone else is going to need to step in here but its warm and smells nice in there so 3/5

bright sky dinner - the food is ok the main appeal is the fact that its go this really shitty jukebox from your wet hipster dreams the weird 30s esque jazz cover of the titanic theme is worth a listen 4/5

genessia arts theater - see sometimes its got like shit shows and then other times nathans acting it up with his acting face and then other times its screening my movie like i should win some kind of indie award wtf 2-5/5

kame game - did you know ghostbusters had a board game?? neither did i but they sure as shit had it and like fifty different versions of hungry hippos 5/5

sametobi - its hot as shit so get your swim on they give free lessons which is p sweet there and everyones hot 4.8/5

shrine - jokes on all yall the universe is actually a frog go wrap your head around that one 3/5

paper flowers - this place sells paper stuff i got a 500 pack of colored pencils for a pretty good price and got some stuff to make nice labels for my mixtape 4/5

hospital - it sucks to be in a hospital -314/5

library - ok so like its got books its what youd expect from the library its pretty quiet in there which is unsettling but its a library idk what to say about this other than that the librarian has a rad accent and the bistro is a douchebag lookin at you nathan 5/5

tomes and thaumaturgy - fyi thaumaturgy is basically just a fancy fucking word for magic so as expected this place has books on that unlike the library you can keep these books forever after participating in capitalism i think a pokemon runs the front desk but levy is in there somewhere and i vaguely remember her not sucking 4.9/5

cats eye cafe - this isnt one of those cat cafes but it totally should be 1.5/5

nova places

schnee company - here we are again kids shes fucking everywhere but no where to be seen how much money do you think this place produces i think it might be employing a shit load of people this is the entire economy anyway so the one over here gives you a rundown of tech shit and is basically google 5/5

funtum co - yo its candy and toys that look kinda old school im stocking up on rabbits whats not to like about that 5/5 hell yeah

planetarium - not an accurate depiction of space trust me i am an astronaut but still pretty cool 3/5

revocs - walk walk fashion baby 5/5

after life - this is a nightclub i havent actually gone in but i tried to once but they were like youre too little and we got titties out right now which is bull maybe i want to see exotic dancers im immortal wtf you questioning my age for 2/5

nakiba - you have not eaten food until you have eaten food at this place holy shit you are missing out on a life experience everything you have been eating is garbage you are a disgrace for not trying to get a reservation you sick non-nakiba customer what the fuck is wrong with you infinity/5

puzzled - where can i play that motorcycle game from tron tho ?? 2/5

figuring fables - i think you can get your d&d dice here but some of those figures are creepy as fuck 2/5???

aprhodites something something arcade - rad as hell arcade im holding the top score on their ddr machine just try and beat that also i guess theres like some matchmaking stuff in there so the green haired chick could hook you up with a player 2 nice nice or would be nice i havent tried the services but i APPARENTLY got signed up for them JEFF 4/5

attleton

jardin verdoyant - hands down the best flowers of all time anywhere ever the end and the dude at the front counter is super awesome and attractive too like wowee what a guy i wanna buy like forty thousand fucking flowers from him this place is the best ever 500/5

yukihara - i cant figure out what this place actually sells but it smells like wood in there 2/5

sweet treats - you came in here for the hot blond with the huge smile didnt you just admit it that guy is fucking sunshine you bet thats a sweet treat ha ha wow wtf am i saying ok so dude aside they change their theme every month so you gotta keep checking in to see if its as good as last month they know how to draw customers in good job guys 5/5

dogs paw cafe - lacking in dogs -2/5

whatevfur - not lacking in dogs look at all these fucking dogs god damn theres a lot of them jade come look at these dogs with me 4/5

garden bistro - the wine guy looks like billy idol and we shot the shit talking about music it was awesome idk about the place itself tho i guess its okay yeah sure 5/5 why not

fayreon & everglade

nah fuck that

on an unrelated note heres a new jam
feel(alive).mp3 - also titled "in memoriam to the shades"
check it
you can hire me to dj your parties or whatever

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Yes, we got the best rating~!

I bought groceries and made you some meals in tupperware for the next couple of days.

what
the house has food in it ???
holy shit
you are my favorite

Just for a couple of weeks! I can't go spoiling you all the time.

why the fuck not
i have never been spoiled before
im primed and ready to get thoroughly wrecked by kindness always

Because I'm supposed to be the spoiled one!
Also it costs money and I need new equipment.

im stroking the fuck out of your ego is that not enough
im jerking it off
its spraying ego jizz all over
id fund you but im trying to support a house of like five
who the fuck are these people in my house
my dreams of getting fat as fuck off your food are being crushed rn

Don't be gross.

Also you won't get fat, those are well balanced meals. They've got all your vitamins and vegetables in them and are portioned properly. I cook my own food all the time and I'm not overweight why would you think that?!

no promises it just happens

i dont think that
i mean im pretty sure youre keeping me from turning into skeletor because this whole vitamin thing is new
holy fuck my skin feels amazing
but anyway yeah
im just saying if given the opportunity to overindulge
i totally would

Don't make me make Ryo come with whenever I visit you! [ aka her intense safety blanket and bff and person who puts up with her spraying air freshener on them when she wants them to take a shower even if he's in the middle of exercising and probably doesn't even smell that much. and also partner at nakiba and borderline kidnap victim. but she'll call him her aide and he goes most places with her anyway, so ryo has probably seen him around in the background at least. ]

I won't let you don't worry. Your figure is safe with me!

who your boyfriend

damn
alice keeping me hot
thanks

No, he's my aide. Why do people keep saying that? People don't assume Erina's aide is her girlfriend and Hisako's practically in love with her. I'm not dating him, I'm not marrying him, and we live together but we have our own floors in the penthouse!

By the way, do you know where the apple orchard is around here? I can buy apples at the store but I can't figure out where they come from. I want to buy them at the source.

p sure people keep saying that cause theres a weird parasitic twin thing happening
you two are just super bros got it

what
obviously i know where the fuck the apples are at
im like the god damn ceo of all apples
the steve jobs of the actual fruit
were dropping the apple 5 next week
its going to have a longer stem and comes in deep red
theres some in attleton
its near where all those flowers grow
theres also some orange and lemon trees but what do i care about citrus
anyway yeah i mean i took apples from those wild babes i can totally vouch for their quality
which is okay to do right
as far as i know those trees are on public fucking property and its free game
nobody gave me any warnings via ominous statements or big flashing signs
nor did a snake thats secretly satan tell me to take it and ruin nudity for me
also theres some trees up in fayreon but holy shit do not eat those apples
but they do have all the grapes if you want grapes
haunted vinyard wtf
how many is an orchard like six right

Edited 2016-07-12 03:32 (UTC)

Wow he's my aide. What use is an aide if he's not there for me when I need him?

Five qualifies as an orchard but that doesn't explain where the grocery store gets them from. There are nowhere near enough trees to support the stores.

fuck if i know
i dont have an aide
i havent hit the personal assistant tier of my celebrity yet

maybe theyre appearifying them in
pulling apples out from our universes like how they pull the people in
or just pulling them straight out of their ass
poof
from the void
alchemizing apples is fucking hard but they coulda figured that one out
i dont really care how theyre stocking their food
as long as the food is there

I've had him since I was a kid, I found him in Scandinavia and decided to take him home.

Maybe they stole all the apples from the weird appleless world you were from.

so you kidnapped him

probably not mine
it was only appleless cause planet earth stopped being a thing

It was more like adopted. He agreed to go after I fought him!

[ With food. She fought him with cooking. A lot. ]

That's dumb. They don't have alien apples?

alice that is not how you perform adoptions

they do not
none of their shit even comes close

It's a metaphorical adoption. [ More like a kidnapping, probably.. ]

Is there anything good at least?

sounds like a metaphorical hostage situation but ok

some of its ok
but maybe i just got fucking used to it
grub sauce aint bad
its like a mayonnaise ketchup thing
that you should never ask what its made of though
all in all theyre mostly meat people ??
but their meat is fucking mucusy and disgusting

I didn't take him, he agreed to go. We fought like hundreds of times before he finally won, and that's when he agreed to come because we could actually force each other to become better. There's nothing he likes more than kicking the weak out of the kitchen.

I can guess based on the name.
There are some countries that eat grubs, though I've never used them as an ingredient myself.
I've used cheeses though, and some of those are created using bugs and larvae.

that sounds so fucking anime
i gotta be honest with you
like one of those
you have defeated me so now im your apprentice kinda tropes

ok but
youre not getting the implications of their foods with grub in the title
see trolls are born as larvae
and are basically bug people
so im like
wtf is in grubloaf
its one thing if its bugs bugs
i think i could handle bugs bugs
hakuna matata that shit
fuck it lets eat worms
but are we cannibals ??

No he didn't concede until he won.
It was pretty backward.
Also we were like three feet tall.

Oh.
Oh.
What the hell ew

you were hobbits????
nice
thats less weird then i guess
if he won before joining you
thats just gaining a party member
#squadgoals

see
you saved me from bug hell

Children!
We were adorable, not hairy.

You should've gone to a different planet.

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