Video! Action! Freeedom!

[orangeoutlaw]

[So Ace got wopped in the mouth by a newspaper crashing through the window. He has to find that news coo so he can tip him because what great service! He gets to be the first one to read it even around the damp sections.

But he also found something that could not be borne.

A Puppy Prison.

Who would do such a horrible thing?

Well whoever would do it, Ace wouldn't tolerate it.

He takes some time to strategize, and then around 1pm, sends this video out to everyone]

Puppies were meant to be free! I won't let anyone hold them hostage under my watch! No matter what they've done!

[and he throws back his head and howls, a few of the dogs howling with him, before the jail break commences.

And after?]


Who: Ace, a swirling yapping, excitable puppylanch of all ages, shapes and sizes, and you!
What: Chaos! Chaos everywhere! Dogs! Frightened Cats! Poop left in unexpected places! Freedom! Your call!
Where: Anywhere but the Everglades
When: July 17th
Warnings: None at the moment
Notes: Feel free to make your own threads about finding a puppy or two or a dozen without Ace necessarily being involved. Ping me if you want him though.

Comments

[orangeoutlaw]

I didn't mean literally. [head bop] I'm going to tie your chair to a dog! There are some pretty strong ones here.

Come on, you know you want to.

[look at the eyebrows. They mesmerize you]

[enchantressofore]

This is a terrible idea.

[ Ace no ]

[orangeoutlaw]

[Ace yes]

[enchantressofore]

I have already said there is no rope in the shop.

[ ... Not that it'll stop Ace... But she doesn't really want to get dragged around by dogs this is a terrible idea ]

[orangeoutlaw]

Okay. Then you take this. [have a pug in ur lap] And [checks] Him. [a toy poodle] And [picks up a squirming bundle of multicolored fluff that turns out to be three bundles of multi colored fluffs]

And let's go!

[his hands on the back of your wheelchair is the only warning you get before he throws back his head in a howl and charges after the pack]

[justicereigns]

[Bet the last thing either of you expected was Smoker to howl like a wolf....]

[And run alongside.]

[HE LIKES BEING PART OF THE PACK!]

[AND OF COURSE IT RILES UP ALL THE DOGS.]

[THEY ARE A BARKING HOWLING PUPPYLANCHE + Adela.]

[enchantressofore]

[ asdfjkl;

Death grip on the wheelchair again

SMOKER YOU ARE NOT HELPING

She is really starting to question her choice in friends

BUT FOR THE MOST PART SHE'S KINDA FEARING FOR HER LIFE EVEN AS THE DOGS HOWL AND BARK AND SUCH TOO ]

[orangeoutlaw]

[laughs and howls even louder. And DOWNHILL TIME!

Ace is not surfing this time but running faster to keep up with the waterfall of canines]

[justicereigns]

[SHE REALLY SHOULD WORRY.]

[Because MOST TERRIFYING OF ALL?]

[SMOKER IS ENJOYING THIS.]

[enchantressofore]

[ Don't worry, the adrenaline will kick in and she'll start enjoying it a little as well.

But just a little.

It's mostly stupid and extremely scary.

She'd probably be a total roller coaster junkie though. ]

[orangeoutlaw]

[it takes Ace a moment to realize there is a panicked sausage vendor tearing away from them at top speed with sausages trailing behind him like joined trails of deliciousness]

Smoker! Take point! [Adela, he means, as he leaps over her chair and runs on ahead with the pack to snag one of those sausages himself]

[justicereigns]

PORTGAS PAY FOR THE SAUSAGES!

[He does grab the wheelchair, markedly more carefully, but he's tempted to swoop up Ace and dogs in smoke if he needs to protect the sausage vendor and his wares.]

[enchantressofore]

[ At least he didn't ditch her in the water this time.

Adela can't help yelping at the momentary loss of control before Smoker has the chair again, prompting her to sigh with relief before she just stares after Ace.

She has to sigh, resting her head in her palm. ]

Really, Ace...?

[justicereigns]

At least he hasn't fallen asleep in the middle of the street with a sausage half hanging out of his mouth.

Yet.

I vote we color on him if he does.

[enchantressofore]

Agreed. Think he would look more refined with a moustache?

[orangeoutlaw]

[oh he's paying. But if the dogs scarper with the sausages that he can't see? Not his fault uhuhuhu

He also buys some for Smoker and Adela too while the biggest string he's wrapped twice around his neck and is sucking on like candy.

He wades back through the excited dogs and holds out two steaming sausages inna bun, grinning happily]

[enchantressofore]

[ Okay, at least he's trying.

She can't help laughing when he comes back, shaking her head and taking the offered food. ]

Thank you.

[ What a ridiculous day... But a good day, nonetheless. ]

[justicereigns]

He'd like that too much. It'd have to be beard like his Grandfather.

[Holds up a hand to refuse the sausage.] None for Sami either.

[Yes, he named his puppy already.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[gasp] Your puppy is going to be a miserable old man just like you are.

[loser. idiot. Asshole]

Want one for yours, 'Dela? [sucks down another link]

[enchantressofore]

I do not know if that is necessarily good for him, honestly.

[ Not that the puppy seems to care, as he leans up to sniff at the meat with great interest. Dangit pup... ]

[justicereigns]

She's a girl puppy. And I gave them healthy omelets earlier, so be careful with salt and solid fat.

[Pulls on a freckled cheek.] Otherwise you'll wind up looking like your grandfather without our help.

[He's sorry Adela. HE COULD NOT RESIST. HE DOES NOT RESIST TEMPTATION WELL. THOSE CALLING HIM MORE PIRATE THAN MARINE MAY BE RIGHT.]

[orangeoutlaw]

[secretly feeds Adela's puppy little chunks of it anyway]

Whatever. I'd die before I looked like Jiijii.

[sheesh]

I think you're the one who has to worry about it. You already look like a box. Right?

[You're on his side, right Adela? Right right?]

[enchantressofore]

[ Ace is currently the pup's second favourite human now. He's going to keep licking at his fingers now. He luuuuuuuuurves you~ ]

[ Also don't make her pick sides. Especially when she has the least power in this conversation. ]

... I am sorry, just what exactly does his grandfather look like?

[ TOPIC CHANGE! ]

[orangeoutlaw]

Like Smoker wi....

[FULL BODY REVULSION]

NOOOO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! [tears off. He needs something to duck his head in! Water water!

ABANDON SHIP!

ALL HANDS LOST!!]

[enchantressofore]

[ Just... Staring.

And absently holding her own dog so he doesn't go off running after Ace. She only barely registers the dog whimpering. ]

... Was it something I said...?