bergkatze: (♥Has given you the call)

[personal profile] bergkatze 2016-08-18 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I thought vanilla was a flower?

[Katze literally knows nothing about food other than jelly beans and cream corn. He likes sweet stuff but doesn't know anything about how candy is made.]

Wrong again, Airy! Think organic.

[He says before taking a huge bite out of the sugary concoction. A sound of pure delight escapes his lips.]

S-So good. This is...magical.
imaginationswoes: (Relieved)

[personal profile] imaginationswoes 2016-08-18 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Airy smiles at Katze's excitement.]

Technically most things start as organic.

[She points this out but still keeps thinking: it's in a cake, organic, sweet and a lot of people like it.]

The base ingredients of a cake are eggs, flour, sugar, water, salt, butter, baking powder, you can have cream or milk too, vanilla. [She looks over at Katze.] That's it and most of those aren't naturally sweet though they have sugar in them.

[She really has no idea.]
bergkatze: (♥ Orly?)

[personal profile] bergkatze 2016-08-18 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Really? But I can never find any jellybean plants.

[The goof says as he continues to snack on his candy. This stuff is good! So good that Katze is quietly nomming. He's happily munching away.]

Yet none of them are as tasty as honey.

[The answer was "honey".]
imaginationswoes: (Like you can hide it)

[personal profile] imaginationswoes 2016-08-18 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Jellybeans are sugar and artificial flavor. I think the ingredients are found naturally but they're made in a factory.

[Airy pauses.]

Honey is in cake?

[She's never heard of that.]

I know Honey doesn't go bad.

[She continues to eat her cotton candy though a lot slower than Katze.]
bergkatze: (♥And the ones that mother gives you)

[personal profile] bergkatze 2016-08-22 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So...jellybeans aren't real. [He asks looking a tad disturbed now.] Factory made? Like...processed! Yeah, processed!

[Oh boy! He doesn't want to eat fake processed foods bit jellybeans are great!]

Isn't honey in cake? How else do they get so sweet? Sugar can't do everything!
imaginationswoes: (Come on)

[personal profile] imaginationswoes 2016-08-22 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[Airy nods, most candies are processed. They really have to be though she has no idea what those processes entail. She's watch some of 'how its made' when she was sick as a kid. It was that or Scooby-do and she honestly doesn't remember much of either.]

Sugar is just... sweet and there is honey in some cakes but not most. Unlike sugar which just tastes sweet, honey can have a flavor depending on what flower it comes from or what bee.

At least, I think so.
bergkatze: (♥ Life is meant to be colorful!)

[personal profile] bergkatze 2016-08-22 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So does that make "Sugar" the tastiest thing that everyone likes and not "Honey"? [-GASP!!!-] That means I got my own riddle wrong?

[He narrows his eyes a little in disbelief. Did he really get it all wrong.]

Gosh, that's a shocker.

[He munches quietly for a moment as he ponders.]

You know, I don't know much about humans other than all of them usually being cowards or jerks.

[He's having an epiphany here, Airy.]
imaginationswoes: (Ummm)

[personal profile] imaginationswoes 2016-08-23 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Airy stares at Katze curiously.]

Yeah um.... how many people have you meet? There are all kinds of people. More types than I think you can count.

[Though Airy knows a lot of jerks, she doesn't know many cowards.]
bergkatze: (♥ When logic and proportion)

[personal profile] bergkatze 2016-08-23 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...um.

[He let's out a thoughtful hum.]

I met lots and lots of people! Plenty to deem you humans as absolutely worthless~

[Of course he's joking, right? Right? Katze goes back to munching again.]

Okay! Maybe not COMPLETELY worthless. Some of you folks are amusing and make good treats.
imaginationswoes: (Neck)

[personal profile] imaginationswoes 2016-08-23 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you try to get to know them one on one?

[Airy can't argue that groups of people are ridiculous.]

Or are you judging before you get to know them? You should really give people a chance, they'll surprise you.
bergkatze: (♥ ..I don't get it?)

[personal profile] bergkatze 2016-08-23 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, no.

[Dammit, Airy! Stop making him think! Katze doesn't do well with critical thinking. Nope. Not at all.]

Surprise me how? I gave one a chance and she locked me up in her soul!
imaginationswoes: (Magic)

[personal profile] imaginationswoes 2016-08-23 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
The point of a surprise is that it's surprising.

[Airy laughs, turning towards Katze with her fingers laced behind her back.]

If I... [Her voice trails off and she waves a hand in the air. Seemingly from nowhere a rainbow glides from where Airy's palm had just been located, falling down to the ground like a waterfall.] did something like this?
bergkatze: (♥ When logic and proportion)

[personal profile] bergkatze 2016-08-24 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[*GASP!*]

Wait how---HUH!? [Katze stares at the colorful blond with pure shock. He has no idea what the hell she did to make that rainbow suddenly appear but he's surprised.]

Eh!? Humans aren't suppose to be able to do stuff like that!

[Do it again, Airy! Do it again!]
imaginationswoes: (Like you can hide it)

[personal profile] imaginationswoes 2016-08-24 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Airy laughs and wonders if he'd make the connection from their first conversation when she asked: what defines a human.]

I am human.

[Her fingers curl, not because it has anything to do with what she's doing, but it helps her focus and create a clear view of what she wants. The rainbow waterfall jumps from the ground and circles around Katze growing in hue until it looked like a solid ribbon floating on some invisible breeze.

This is actually kind of fun.]