om_nom_namur: Art by Pink Afro on Pixiv (thug life)

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2016-08-20 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, what's a muscle show without showing off some real bulk?

Namur's eight feet tall, blue skinned, and gives literal meaning to the term barrel chested. He even happened to bring a white t-shirt cut for his frame and dorsal fin from another world! It has the mark of the Phoenix Pirates on the front.

He gives the stage a full minute under the sprinklers so it'll get nice and flooded, then slides in barefoot and on his knees, splashing the audience as much as possible. He hops up and steps in time with the music, bringing up sprays of water like fountains. As he continues the breakdance, it's clear that adding water to the mix doesn't affect his routine at all. He throws himself into flips, spins, and handsprings fearlessly- and throws quite a bit of water out into the crowd as well, the toothy grin on his face the only indication that he might be picking moves which naturally lead to flinging water on purpose. As the song draws near to the end he sucks up some water from the stage and blows it up into the air like a whale's spout, beats on his thick chest, then points at a random girl in the crowd and winks before turning and surfing off the stage, laughing regardless of the crowd's reaction. Let the pretty boys be sexy- he'd rather be badass any day.]
enchantressofore: (Is it so strange for me to smile?)

[personal profile] enchantressofore 2016-08-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Why is it easier to watch Namur? Who knows, but she's getting soaked during the performance and squeaking with the first couple of splashings. She gets used to it at least, watching more for his dancing rather than for any other reason.

She grins when he's done, applauding before remembering herself and holding up a sign for him. Guess who gets a 10? Namur does! ]
highprices: (cute in bed)

[personal profile] highprices 2016-08-22 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't really get the point of a fish wearing a shirt but it's certainly an interesting performance. He's a fish out of water trying to find a way back into the water and doing a poor job at it.

She'll give him a 7.]