justicereigns: (sidelong)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2016-08-22 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... 37?

[THE RULES ARE TASTE TESTING. SMOKER HOWEVER FAILS AND JUST DRINKS THE WHOLE THING!!!]

I think you're supposed to identify the additives and shi-- stuff.
02crusnikabel: 13sugars @ dw (My sugar rush)

[personal profile] 02crusnikabel 2016-08-22 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
37! Huh...okay, I'll try to beat that.

[HERK LET ME TRY. I DON'T SLEEP ANYWAY. THAT'S THE PERK OF BEING A VAMPIRE.


ABEL BEATS YOU AT 40. By two cups.]


Oh, that was nice! They're all delicious!
justicereigns: (coffee justice)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2016-08-22 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey now, Smoker is still going!]

[Shaking... but going!!!]
Yeah...

But I think you were supposed to know if they had cream or sugar or whatever.

[CHUGS SOME MORE. COME AT HIM BRO.]
02crusnikabel: 13sugars @ dw (Oh dear its that bad)

[personal profile] 02crusnikabel 2016-08-22 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[CHUGS ANOTHER. 41 BRUH. And Abel isn't shaking at all, but he probably won't be sleeping for a while.]

I see.

[Abel grew curious. Who is this man?]

You're quite impressive sir. May I ask for your name? I'm Father Abel Nightroad.
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2016-08-22 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Smoker. Vice Admiral, formerly, but it's not too relevant here. Except with some from my world.

[Offers a handshake. Emphasis on the "shake." It's hella firm though, because Smoker doesn't do things in small strides.]

[And he will still keep up, even if he's about to go up to rocks and punch them shouting, "RAMPAGE!!!"]

[Who says rampages are just for fishmen and pirates okay okay.]
02crusnikabel: Woolfred @ dw (Before you stir the hornets nest)

[personal profile] 02crusnikabel 2016-08-22 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[And he shakes it. Strong gripe there sir! Abel could tell you can beat the crap of people if that hand shaped into a fist.]

Oh, a navy man? Ahahah, okay okay, I drank enough. You win!

[You're still the champion sir, and you beaten the sweet tooth 13 sugar in my tea priest!]
justicereigns: (love my cigars)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2016-08-23 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughs and nods.] Thanks.

[JITTERING AND KIND OF WILE E COYOTE ON EARTHQUAKE PILLS A BIT...]

Now I have no idea what to do with the rest of the day. How about you, Father?

[Don't feel bad Abel, Smoker comes from a world where his mentor ate 300+ donuts in one go. His world makes no sense. And Smoker has no idea how to do things by small measures, in case the two cigars WHILE DRINKING COFFEE at the same time weren't a dead giveaway.]
02crusnikabel: 13sugars @ dw (Oh dear its that bad)

[personal profile] 02crusnikabel 2016-08-23 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[With all of that jittering...]

Are you going to be okay though? Maybe you should...erm well go to a hospital and see a doctor?

[Caffeine overdose mixed with nicotine? Could be lethal, you know. Oh you'll be feeling the pain of withdrawal soon, good sir.]
justicereigns: (che)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2016-08-23 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No, the only two doctors here I know are pirates.

I guess I could talk to the robot-one. But it probably only has mechanical knowledge of how everything is rather than first hand experience. I'm pretty sure I can't actually overdose though, so there's that. [Thumbs up. His body is not actively charcoal, but it is pretty weird.]

[And still jittery.]