Welcome to the Festival of Fireflies

[lazyjustice]

Who: You! Anyone and everyone is welcome to come!
What: A Festival of Fireflies with games, food, rides and more!
Where: Genessia
When: August 15th-20th. Starting at 7pm
Warnings: Be sure to warn in your threads appropriately.


[The gates are open and the air is filled with the sound of music. Whether you're a reveler, a vendor or anything in between-- come and enjoy the festival!

The Firefly Masquerade post is here]

Comments

[om_nom_namur]

Ain't my fault y' sprung a leak, sheheheheh!

[Namur laughs, but shrugs and puts his hands visibly somewhere else, like on the countertop.]

'S why it's yer problem an' not ours. 'S part a the beauty. Marines be flippin' their shit while the pirates jus' think it's funny as hell.

[justicereigns]

I didn't spring a leak.

[HUFFS.]

[SIDEGLANCE.]

[UNSURE HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS.]

[Thinking.]

Whatever. As long as you're amused.

[om_nom_namur]

Okaaaay.

[???]

[Long, awkward silences seem to be a running theme here. Namur doesn't have any idea what to do with this situation.]

So, uh. All that 'side, this's really weird. The hell y' tryna get at? Like. What even is. [Namur makes a motion with his hand, indicating the two of them and the shop and just sort of everything about the situation.] This?

[justicereigns]

[Double facepalms and faceplants into the table with his arms around his head.]

[Oh his god Namur.]

[You just made it worse.]

[You took the amazingly awkward thing and made it EVEN MORE AWKWARD.]

[HOW? WHY?! By Shirohige's white facial hair, WHY?!]

[Smoker answers but it's probably not very coherent from his arms and mushed cigars still in his mouth mind you.]

I just wanted to get Portgas' big brothers threatening to kill me out of the way, I didn't expect you to enjoy it or be more accepting than him about it.

[And he picks up his head from the table.]

What the hell kind of a big brother are you, anyway? You're supposed to be all, "split one of his perfect hairs and I'll drown you." [FROWNS.]

[AND THEN POINTS A FINGER.] He didn't even know how to give mermaid blowjobs. [Spreads his hands in exasperation.] Shouldn't you have shown him around Fishman Island better, or at least... Not be okay with him sleeping with a marine?

[Face palms again and mumbles.] I don't get your crew at all.

[om_nom_namur]

Ain't gotta threaten whatcha already know, man, sheheheheh!

But seriously, what, want me t' say I'm sorry for bein' me, stead a some shitty stereotypical pirate asshole y' built up in yer brain? Cuz I ain't gonna. Pirates all got their reasons for bein' pirates, jus' like Marines has all got their reasons for bein' Marines. Every person's differnt, an' everbody's a child a the sea in one way or 'nother. Ain't gotta be hatin' on folk for shit someone made up, catch my drift?

[justicereigns]

I don't sit and eat sushi with people I hate.

And the Whitebeards never fit how pirates are supposed to be. I wouldn't be here if I thought any of you did.

[om_nom_namur]

Thennnnn what's yer hangup? Shit, y' taste more stressed'n a hydrophobic anglerfish!

[justicereigns]

That's it.

The fact that I don't hate you. Isn't that enough?

[GAWD NAMUR.]