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Excuse me.

I got a question.

[There... is a very oddly dressed man on screen. A full body spandex suit with a mask, which on anyone else would look stupid-

It still looks stupid.

But it looks stupid while showcasing the fact that this man is built like a brick shit house and is further more, armed to the teeth. Two katanas sheathed at his back, two guns in the holster, a bandolier filled with ammo, it appears there's a few daggers sheathed around his boots-]

Can I get this necklace in maybe like a vermilion or like maybe a dark sort of galaxy cut ruby?

I got fucking taste here, don't insult me with this garbage.

[And a text later]

Also where the fuck am I and who do I have to shank for a sandwich around here?

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That's why you let it dry first, I mean if Paris Hilton can do it I think you can figure it out.

There was also that hologram chick.

Don't compare me to that horsefaced airhead.

What if I told you I spent that whole period making fun of her shirt.

She wasn't that bad in the one about the town where everyone got turned in to wax statues, or the one with that catchy tune where she invites the grave robber to 'come up and try her new parts'.

I wouldn't blame you, but rich people don't live by normal people rules. Nobody wears that much white after labor day unless they're getting married.

Didn't GWAR take her apart once?

Don't tell that to that thirteen year old kid in papier-mâché armor, he's pretty sensitive of people picking on his girlfriend.

That's like asking who SNL makes fun of, dude. Probably.

Eh, maybe she's in to that whole color coded group thing. Transformation sequence and all.

True but I think I was there for that concert. It's pretty easy to shank a guy in the splash zone and have no one catch on, just chuck him into the mosh pit and no one notices.

She's too old to be a sailor scout.

....well if you're going to assassinate someone somewhere, may as well be memorable.

Once a Moon Princess, always a Moon Princess. I've seen comicon.

I honestly thought that one was very rewarding, and I got to see a GWAR concert for free.

... So Jupiter or Mars.

Any other good concerts you've been to?

That depends, how are we ranking them? Powers, coolness or which one has the better tasting themed drink?

I saw Tool back in the nineties. All Maynard did was bleat at the audience for like a full hour and a half though. Art is weird.

I'm gonna go with hair, color scheme and powers.

And drink.

Damn. I've never had the chance to see anyone big, just whomever happened to play a bar or club in the city.

Okay... hmm.... Hair I gotta go with Venus, color scheme is Mars and powers... Neptune.

As far as drinks go, Viva La Pluto. Which is just a 901 Blue with a starfruit slice.

Well that one I broke into.

I always did like Mars color scheme the most, but I was kinda big on Venus too. Still, Mars has gotta have the best skillset.

... Well now I gotta try it.

Neptune can destroy a planet dude, pyrotechnics can't hold a candle to that.

Find me a bar to work at and you'll get your first one on me.

But it's so cool looking!

Dude I just got here. I mean maybe I can kick the owner out of a bar for you.

So's the giant glaive, and I like a lady who knows what she's doing swinging a weapon.

Nah, I don't think I'm much of the owner sort at the moment.

But Mars has the best color pallet!

Well look, you're pretty much obligated now to have me try that Pluto drink, you can't just talk about it and not let me try it.

Different strokes I guess.

Once I get a gig bartending I will, promise. Scouts honor.

[Not that he was ever a boyscout.]

I didn't catch your name...

I'm holding you to that, dude.

Deadpool. Didn't catch yours either.

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