[Video] 🌙 The moon greets the rising sun.

[its_dad_sanzo]

[Koumyou appears on camera and blows a party favor at it! Complete with that laugh of his.]

Everyone! I have an important announcement to make!

[He blows on the party favor again, practically giggling.]

It's my son's birthday, today!

Here's his number! Everyone wish him a happy birthday!

[And yes, there's Sanzo's phone number. He holds up a paper with it written on it, beaming!]

He'll act all grumpy but I still want everyone to do it! Pleeeease? Thank you!

[He's a good dad. And also a very, very embarrassing dad. Isn't Sanzo lucky?]

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[badly_behaved_priest]

[Sanzo set the phone down, camera facing the table, and put his face in his hands. What the fuck.]

[its_dad_sanzo]

[Koumyou peers into his own camera, blinking. He gives his phone a shake.]

Kouryuu? Did it break?

[Yes Koumyou, it did, but not the phone. Just your son's brain, it's okay, he'll be okay.]

[badly_behaved_priest]

[There was swearing, all of it muffled.]

[its_dad_sanzo]

Kouryuuuuu? Come back, Kouryuu!

[Koumyou pouts.]

[badly_behaved_priest]

[Sanzo picks the phone back up. He looks tired.]

Do you do this to torment me?

[its_dad_sanzo]

I do this because I'm your big proud papa!

[Not helping, Koumyou.]

[badly_behaved_priest]

[Really not helping.]

Don't do anything like this. Ever. Again.

[its_dad_sanzo]

You're not my supervisor!

[Hey, he's from a world where there's KFC out of nowhere. He can quote all sorts of dumb shit.]

[And he blows the party favor at the camera again.]

[badly_behaved_priest]

...master...

[Sanzo hung up.]

[its_dad_sanzo]

[~ring-ring-ring-ring, banana phone~]

[Yes, he's calling. And somehow that ringtone got put on Sanzo's phone specifically for Koumyou. Somehow.]

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[badly_behaved_priest]

[Sanzo made a mental note to figure out how to change custom ringtones. He does, at least, answer the phone.]

What do you want? [He sounds so resigned.]

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[its_dad_sanzo]

[It's the whole goddamned song, too. How the hell?]

Haaaaappy birthday, Kouryuu~!

[He hadn't actually gotten to say it yet!]

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[badly_behaved_priest]

[He hung up again.]

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[its_dad_sanzo]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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[badly_behaved_priest]

:/

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[its_dad_sanzo]

ヽ(　´　∇　｀　)ノ Big proud papa!

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[badly_behaved_priest]

STOP

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[its_dad_sanzo]

Ok <3