[Video] 🌙 The moon greets the rising sun.

[its_dad_sanzo]

[Koumyou appears on camera and blows a party favor at it! Complete with that laugh of his.]

Everyone! I have an important announcement to make!

[He blows on the party favor again, practically giggling.]

It's my son's birthday, today!

Here's his number! Everyone wish him a happy birthday!

[And yes, there's Sanzo's phone number. He holds up a paper with it written on it, beaming!]

He'll act all grumpy but I still want everyone to do it! Pleeeease? Thank you!

[He's a good dad. And also a very, very embarrassing dad. Isn't Sanzo lucky?]

Comments

[OTA]

[badly_behaved_priest]

[If you intend to aid Koumyou in being an embarrassing father, feel free to harass Sanzo here.]

[text]

[amberdrake]

<3!

Happy birthday, ke'chara!

[text]

[badly_behaved_priest]

Piss off

will do

[youfool]

Happy birthday, villain!

[badly_behaved_priest]

fuck off shitstain

[voicemail]

[inquisitor_lavellan]

[It's literally just Alley laaaughing.]

[Text]

[badly_behaved_priest]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Video]

[hero_for_fun]

Happy birthday, dude!

[Video]

[badly_behaved_priest]

Why the hell are you talking to me?!

[Did this fucker even know his name?]

[herbarium]

Although you don’t really sound happy about it being your birthday, I’m going to say it: happy birthday, sir! I hope you have a great rest of the year and a wonderful life.

Do you like presents?

[ giggle giggle. ]

[badly_behaved_priest]

No. I like silence.

[Grumpy grumpy. He wasn't shouting at least.]

[Video]

[astronema]

[Have a confused Astronema. Who Sanzo has never met. Yet here she is, because the loud guy with the blowy thing on the video said to call and let's face it, Ni's comparisons of her to a cat are pretty close and she's bored. Fuck it.]

...What's a birthday, again?

[She briefly remembers something about that from when she took the Yellow ranger's form to infiltrate their ranks. That weird little robot had even given her a... thing.]

Wait, do I have to give you something because I talked to you? Ugh. Human customs.

[Video]

[badly_behaved_priest]

No. Look it up yourself.

[Who the fuck even was this and why did they look so horrifically gaudy?]

[Video]

[black_black_heart]

[From within a very busy, very loud, somewhat dark nightclub.]

Happy birthday, random guy I've never met! Your dad is awesome. Talks about you all the time!

[Video]

[badly_behaved_priest]

[Sanzo looks disgusted and hopes that Tannu is lying.]

Who the hell are you?

[audio]

[02crusnikabel]

Oh? I didn't know Mr. Koumyou Sanzo has a son? Well, happy birthday from a friendly neighbor?

[audio]

[badly_behaved_priest]

Unfortunately.

[Video]

[badly_behaved_priest]

Master, what the fuck?!

[its_dad_sanzo]

It's the 29th of November! You're my big birthday boy!

[badly_behaved_priest]

[Sanzo looked like he might literally be dying. Of embarrassment.]

Why would you share this?!

[youfool]

Say Koumyou, it's not one-hundred percent a birthday without presents. Where does your son live, and what are his favorite things? I'd ask but I doubt he'd share either.

[its_dad_sanzo]

It's Koumyou Sanzo, remember?

Stick to Sanzo if that's too long, please!

[youfool]

Oh, you want the whole thing? All right: Koumyou Sanzo, where [repeats the quesiton]

voice.

[bitofafop]

[Snorts. Oh Koumyou you're precious.]

I'll buy him a drink if I run into him.

[Except he has no idea who your kid is so yeah no, that's not actually happening.]

[voice]

[its_dad_sanzo]

You will? That's good, he likes drinks.

[Come now, how many blonds with blood-red chakras on their foreheads are there in Genessia? Exactly two. Pick the younger and grumpier one and you're set.]