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[Well, it's not entirely uncommon for him to wake up in a confined space these days, though this place... seems off compared to where he should be. Even more so when he realizes he woke up in a place that's not his pod. Huh.

But once he's gotten most of the information under his metaphorical belt, he'll see about messing with this phone as the technology seems about on par if not laughably underwhelming compared to what he's familiar with.]

First time being kidnapped, no one I've ever heard of has been ballsy enough to go after a Saiyan like that. Congratulations are in order for the moron that managed to do it, even more so for not dying in the process.

First question for anyone here, dragon balls, any information will be... rewarded. Reward to be decided later. [A swift and possibly painless death, possibly. Maybe.]

Second question, is this whole damn place nothing but cities or are there any outskirts? Because I can tell you right now you won't like me when the moon comes around. And I'm not about to stay inside all damn night once it comes around. [Or just not look at the moon, oops.]

[Hey, at least he's not threatening anyone yet, that's a step in the right direction.]

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[Have the most unenthused welcoming committee.]

Of course you're here. This just gets worse and worse... and there's no dragon balls here.

[Too bad he has no idea who you are, Krillin, timelines are fun. Though he can make a few assumptions here.

Even if he's squinting at the screen for a moment.]

Who are you? [Yep, no idea who he is.]

So whoever did this put me on another planet, then. Don't think I won't check everywhere, first. [Because he's stubborn. And doesn't believe anyone.]

I don't like you now.

Get in line.

Certainly; Fayren has wilderness unending. Welcome to Genessia! What's your name?

Fayren, got it. [It might be a little damaged next full moon, but that's the last of his concerns.]

I don't plan on staying here for very long, things to do, people to see. [People to murder, a prince to babysit, an idiot to revive...

It certainly doesn't stop him from leaning against the nearest building wall with a small grunt, given the way everything around him seems in height, guy's huge.]

Nappa. [And purposefully not asking his name, since he honestly couldn't be bothered to care.]

"Haha, well let me know once you figure the way out. That kind of ingenuity ought to go at a premium.

'Nappa'...I've never heard that one. Or read it. What does it mean?"

[Honestly, he's not sure he likes that tone or insinuation that he can't do it, so he'll just quietly work on ways to figure it out. And probably fail. Multiple times.]

It doesn't. It's just a name. [It's a vegetable like everyone else on his planet, not that he... probably... knows. Who knows.]

What the hell do you want with dragon balls?

Leave the poor dragons alone.

Oh dear, the moon? Why the moon?

[Asks, you know, THE MOON. Although not literally, thankfully for the sake of this broadcast.]

[How about an actual dragon?]

Well...this world is called Genessia. Fayren has some...outskirts...

[... Well, that marks this person off the list.]

That's just the name of them, they aren't a dragon's actual balls or anything. [It is a stupid name out of context, he will admit, but he did not name these things.]

[Given he's not one for getting into the technical aspects of all of this, or long-winded explanations, he'll try and make this as simple as possible. For his own sake and frustration.]

Long story short is for my race we change forms during a full moon. Something about certain energy waves that trigger it, not something we can do at will, unfortunately. Unless you can synthetically create it.

[Not wish granting enough.]

Define outskirts. Woods, oceans, plains, deserts, mountains, what?

Oh, well that's good. Dragons always seem to be in such short supply.

[They don't need to be neutered, okay.]

Ohhh.

[No, Koumyou, don't--]

I wonder if I could trigger it!

[God damn it, Koumyou.]

[Congratulations, Koumyou, you have his attention.]

You think you could? If nothing else, I can control the beast, so it's worth an experiment. [Also for abuse later on if needed, but hey, no need to say that.]

[Not like he'd go out of his way to cut a dragon's balls off, anyway. Not worth it. Ever.]

Can't say I disagree with that statement, can't say I've met a large number of them. [Which is a bit strange, but he's not questioning it. Mostly.]

Well, everyone thinks I'm the moon on my world. The light is... stronger around me.

[Who the fuck knows.]

The power I wield is actually from the sun, but that's how moons work too, isn't it?

[KOUMYOU NO.]

The beast? What exactly do you turn into?

[KOUMYOU STOP. BAD HIGH PRIEST.]

I don't think it quite counts as a kidnapping. I'm not sure if there's anyone to blame for this other than bad luck.

As for outskirts, Fayren is beautifully wild. Plenty of room to run and work.

... Sort of. The rays I'm talking about are exclusive to the moon as far as I'm aware. [Otherwise he'd be a giant monkey basically all the time, but considering he's not, well.]

Something we call an Oozaru, giant monkey, basically. About as tall as most mountains or these buildings. [Give him a moment to shift this video around to show his side and that lovely monkey tail resting off to the side of him there, one of the rare times it's uncurled from his waist. He's going to return it to his face after a moment or two.] The only real sign that gives away we aren't human. [Not that he'd ever want to be mistaken as a human.]

Given I was in the middle of space in a space pod, forgive me if I don't believe that for a moment. [Really, he kind of has a point there.]

Third time I've heard that name, suppose I'll have to scout it out. [He has to admit this person seems... intriguing for a particular reason.] You a fighter?

Mm, might be worth attempting.

[It wouldn't be the first time Koumyou unleashed some awful thing on the world. Why? No one knows. Even a mountain-sized monkey isn't half as bad as Ukoku, though.]

Who would have kidnapped you then?

[It's not a snotty question; the man sounds pretty intrigued.]

It is wunderbar- I'm sure you will love it.

[And cue him perking up brilliantly]

Ja! I am a crusader, a warrior of justice!

Only might? If this place is anything like some planets I've been on, having the ability to have an Oozaru around at any time isn't a terrible idea. [Yes it is, Nappa. Don't you lie.]

Anyone that doesn't like Saiyans, which is... a good chunk of the galaxy as far as I'm aware. [Or don't like Frieza, either way. It makes sense to him.

Oh, oh that's what he wanted to hear. Even if he's tuning out the justice part.]

Consider this an offer, then. Show me where this Fayren outskirts place is and I'll gladly offer myself for any sparring. [He's only really offering because it's rare to see any humanoid similar to his figure and, hey, something about this one seems interesting to him. Best to not get rusty and to test the waters of this place.]

I have not heard of a Saiyan before. You do not seem so unfriendly.

[YES. GOOD. LET HIM GET HIS ARMOR HE IS PUMPED]

Agreed! I will happily show you Fayren! Come, we will spar! Where are you?

For a warrior race, we aren't. [LIAR.]

[GO GET THE ARMOR, ARMOR IS GOOD, HE APPROVES OF ARMOR.]

Not far from where I woke up, which I assume is where everyone does. [He's honestly pretty good about hiding his excitement and interest in this whole mess.] I'm not difficult to spot in a crowd as short as these people are. [He's like six feet and an inch or something ridiculous, he's not hard to find at all ever.]

Ja! I will be there in a moment, be patient, I am not slow.

[And he's not lying. He knows just where Nappa is talking about, and in about fifteen minutes or so, here comes your tour guide.

All seven feet of him, in full armor, that man sized hammer firmly strapped to his back and looking thrilled to fucking death]

You were not joking! You are easy to find.

[Krillin has not had the best few months and he's just done with Saiyan shenanigans before they even started.]

I'm the legendary Super Saiyan, obviously. [Can you taste the sarcasm, Nappa? CAN YOU!?]

Try another dimension. And trust me, if Vegeta can't punch his way out of here, you can't.

[... Oh. Oh holy shit someone's taller than him, what is this. Give him a moment to assess the situation and that armor. And that weapon. Evidently the decision he made was a good one. He's pushing off of the wall of the building he'd been leaning against, arms crossed over his chest as he faces him. Luckily his armor is in good shape still, so there's that.]

Impressive. Not common to see someone humanoid that's taller than I am. [Might as well get pleasantries out of the way.] Nappa.

[It's just another Wednesday for Reinhardt though, who beams and holds out a massive hand for a shake]

I do not meet those often either.

Reinhardt Wilhelm, it is an honor to meet you.

[At least he's not someone like, you know, Broly. Could be worse. He's not even going to answer that bullshit sarcasm, Krillin, please.]

Another dimension. [Wait, back the fuck up, did he say Vegeta.] Vegeta? [What is his life, where is his prince he must ~~babysit~~ keep an eye on.]

Yeah, he's been around here too. Haven't seen him in a while so I don't know if he's still here or got sent back.

[He scratches his chin for a moment.] Haven't heard from Trunks in a while either... I should check in on him.

[Not much of a thing he's used to, but he'll take the hand anyway. His grip's pretty ridiculously tight to be human at least, but given what he called himself, he's not a human in the first place.]

How long have you been fighting? Been a good, long while since I've had anything resembling a challenge.

[How the hell does this human know about Vegeta? Did he get to Earth before him or... dimensions, right. Maybe that's a thing that's causing this.]

Trunks? [The fuck is a Trunks.]

[Minor frown. Nappa your parents didn't even love you enough to give a real name. :( ]

"Ah. Well, let me know should you need any further assistance."

Whoever is responsible seems not to care about the strength of those they abduct, or the origin - there are people and beings here from places that have no relation to one another. If there is a pattern, we are all blind to it.

Others have already answered your questions, so perhaps you wouldn't mind if I ask you one. What are these 'dragon balls' you speak of?

[hnnngh yes so many things Zoro likes about this asshole and his appearance. He said the magic word: saiyans. He still occasionally wistfully reminisces about getting his ass kicked by Vegeta even though it was almost a year and a world away...]

I didn't know dragons had balls, I though they were reptiles.

[ahem]

So what's your deal, then? Really a saiyan or just all talk?

[Reinhardt's is... friendly tight. Firm and warm!]

Over three decades now, thirty years, give or take five.

There's woods...and mountains. I like the woods a lot...

Koishi liked new people. And Nappa was certainly new. Drifting down, she took another bite of her steamed bun, drifting along behind him. Currently she had an entire bag of them.

If he didn't notice the smell then his scouter would certainly point her out at some point. And when his attention finally turned to her...

"Hello mister!" Wow that's a happy green thing! "You're new right? I'm Koishi Komeiji. It's very nice to meet you!"

Oh, are you worried about it?

[Sounds like someone's insecure about handling whatever this planet's got to offer, Naps. Koumyou sets his phone down on something so that it's propped up and then digs around in his sleeve for his pipe. Once found, he lights it with a spark of chi and takes a drag.]

Honestly, I just want to see a mountain-sized monkey.

[Yeah, Krillin may or may not be enjoying messing with Nappa's head right now so, pardon his dropping of bombshells.]

Yeah. Vegeta's half-human son.

I believe there are outskirts in Fayren and Everglade... Not sure about the others.

[She paused for a moment however.]

Dragon balls? What are they?

[Most important thing first, obviously.]

[... Well, look who it is]

The black haired Saiyan eyed the video and noticed the Prince's bodyguard, Nappa.

"Imagine that." "Didn't expect you of all people to show up, Nappa."

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[ What in the... Saiyan sounds familiar -- too familiar. ]

... You do not by any chance know Vegeta, do you sir?

[ A pause, and she adds. ]

I have not heard of dragon balls, or anything close to that. Just why do you seek them out?

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