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[feckinboomstick]

... Them election results are a pile of horseshite, I'll tell ye that.

What's all this then, as if humans don't already have it hard enough in Everglade? I ain't pickin' up nothin' and movin' just cos some flashy snaggle toothed undead harlot runs the show.

That's an open invitation, I dare any of ye to come and boot me out, house is all ready for a big party.

[Anyway]

Speakin' of the rectory and heapin' piles of stinkin' shite, water's gone bad. I'll have to be collectin' it elsewhere now, that's more of a warnin' to any of ye who visit and don't trigger all the traps on your way in.

Tannusen.

Bracken.

Tea and coffee will be a little harder to come by, I suggest bringin' your own liquids.

Comments

[Video]

[black_black_heart]

Was that... an invitation?

Again?

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

It's whatever ye make of it, but I won't say no if ye bring decent water with ye.

[Video]

[black_black_heart]

Oh, I see how it is. You just want free labor to deliver your water.

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Well if I wanted that I'd ask Bracken. I'm sure he could carry more than ye.

[Video]

[black_black_heart]

[Tannusen tsks.]

Such cheap tactics.

[video]

[redcinemareel]

[The bag of dust....]

Oh? An invitation?

Re: [video]

[feckinboomstick]

[He actually didn't think she'd show up. So what does this mean]

Ready and waitin' for ye.

[NO BACKSIES EVER]

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

Well if ye don't wanna come, then ye don't have to.

[Video]

[black_black_heart]

Maybe you should visit my place instead.

It's a bar.

Plenty of liquids.

[video]

[redcinemareel]

[Grell just smirks before shrugging.]

If I manage the time, I'll stop by to take you up on your generous offer, Mister...Cassian Lynch, correct?

Re: [video]

[feckinboomstick]

[... Credit where credit is due. She is taking this well.

Then again, so did most of the politicians at home so-]

Father to ye.

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

I don't like bars.

[Video]

[black_black_heart]

[Of course, Tannusen didn't honestly expect him to accept that invite.]

Good thing for you, I'm extraordinarily cheap.

[A sigh.]

When do you want the water.

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

At your earliest convenience.

[video]

[redcinemareel]

[Oh, she is! For now.

She'll make him regret insulting her down the line.]

Yes, of course.

Are there any other grievances you'd like to give, Father Lynch?

Re: [video]

[feckinboomstick]

[OH BOY]

Trust me.

I'll think of more.

Voice

[bergkatze]

Snaggletooth undead harlot...

[Hear that laugh? That's Katze finding some amusement in this shit.]

Why does that 'bitch' sound familiar?

Re: Voice

[feckinboomstick]

Oh ye aware of her?

She's just the new bint in charge of Everglade.

[video]

[redcinemareel]

[HOPE HE DOESN'T LIKE HIS FREE TIME]

Excellent! That's what the world needs. People to speak their minds and not be afraid of saying it.

Re: [video]

[feckinboomstick]

[dont u take that tone with him]

Ye back bitin' insincere stuffed puppet.

Re: Voice

[bergkatze]

I had the displeasure of running into her before. Let's just say she's the reason I HATE red.

[There's a slight rattling sound of a bag of potatoe chips opening. Katze is a little hungry since he hasn't gotten dinner yet.]

So, whatcha gonna do about, Red? You folks let her frickin win!

Re: Voice

[feckinboomstick]

I didn't!

[He didn't vote either so JUST AS BAD]

What I'm gonna do is none of your feckin' business.

[He's gonna wait for shit to happen and start taking potshots at people from the attic]

[Video -> Action]

[black_black_heart]

[Tannusen just snorts his amusement, and hangs up. Goddamned human.]

- - - - -

Of course, it isn't even a half an hour later that he shows up with two two-gallon jugs of water, one in each hand. The tiger sets one down and lifts his hand to rap his gloved knuckles on the door. Know how cops and landlords knock? That's how Tannusen knocks. Crisp and loud.

Because someone always insists that everyone knock even though he's let Tannu in before he's even had the chance... pretty much every time so far. Even dragged his bleeding carcass in, that one time.

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[feckinboomstick]

Look, he needs to know you're there so he can turn off all the wards, Tannusen. He doesn't want his possible friend getting blown up.

The door rattles and opens after a series of clicks, the priest stepping aside to let him in.

"Aye, watch your step, tis a bit of a mess in here."

Re: Voice

[bergkatze]

[Katze chews noisily into the phone like a complete brat. He honestly doesn't care much about the Everglades or politics in general but it's fun to see them squabble. This is the best entertainment he had in weeks.]

It kinda is my business, bucko! If you losers, and losers like you, can let that mouthy mutt into office---

Then what? What's to stop her from winning again, hm?