[ Just for once, it's not your favorite troll Emerald kicking it off. Cassian's sitting in the audience of the Guardian Debates and well... It's all nice and good to hear what the candidates have to say, but what about the audience? Nothing like anonymity to loosen tongues. ]


ANON TIME

Want to discuss the debates? Bored of the debates? Just want to talk paperboy murder plans?

Here's the place to do it.

1. Stay anonymous. Break anon and your thread gets frozen
2. No other rules
 
 
[ Everyone's TVs will flicker on and to the Genessia News Channel for a Live Special Report. The Show Host pops out from beneath the podium, a cool tenor voice coming straight from him as he addresses the camera. ]

Well heeeeello there everyone! We interrupt your day for a very special report! This is the hostess with the mostest, your favorite Show Host, here with the City Guardian Election Debate, coming at you LIVE! This debate's a little smaller than normal with two City Guardian positions being uncontested, so Genessia City and Fayren will both be sitting out this time around. Congratulations to their continuing Guardians, David Haller and Mavis Vermillion!

Before we get into things, I'd like to introduce our sponsors for the City Guardian Debates this summer: Schnee Company Welcoming Services and Paw Paws and Props. Paw Paws and Props: You bring your pet, we'll take ridiculous model-level pictures of them as superheroes, celebrities, sports players- you name it, we'll make your pet into a star. I got a photo of me with my pet the other day, take a look!

[ Yes, this broadcast is being interrupted by a photo of Show Host as Robin cheek-to-cheek with his caped crusader, Bat-Llama. The photo spins out of the way cartoon-style back to Show Host and starts the show! ]

We are broadcasting live from right here in Genessia City. Many folks are in attendance, including our very own GCPD who are here to monitor and keep the peace. Let's begin the live debate-slash-Q&A you've all been waiting for. Here's how it works: You all come up with questions to ask each of the Guardians, and each Guardian will have the opportunity to answer it to help you decide which of your candidates is the right one for your city. You can submit your questions via text to the CPU and it will beam them to our stage, or if you're here in the audience, head on up to the podium and ask in person! Now to introduce our candidates.

A huge fight is brewing in Attleton with fiery contenders! Dante Sparda: current deputy, suave musician, professional pizza-lover, and badass is our first candidate but don't think he's the only one here. His opponent is EXPLODING onto the stage with plans to be the very best, like no one ever was! Katsuki Bakugo is ready to tell Dante to get back and go! Who will Attleton choose to be its new hero!?

Attleton isn't the only hot-button topic around though. Everglade may send a chill down your spine, but things are getting ready to heat up as Lydia squares down with Hikaru Takeda. One's a passionate protector of undead rights, the other the entrusted as acting City Guardian. Who will Everglade choose to deal with the spooky task of trying to keep everyone happy as City Guardian!?

Last but never least, let's make some hoopla about the high-tech city that programmed its way into our hearts and shot them into the sky, Nova City! Nova City's got two candidates with us today. He's sexy, he's cute, and popular to boot, he's bitchin', great hair, we all love to stare: Gale Reinhardt! But don't let that great intro fool you, Android 17 used to be a park ranger, and our hearts are in his range now! ❤

So park yourself down, take a seat, and let's get started folks! Get into the town hall for this live debate, starting in 30 minutes! You've still got time to pop in, let's go, and don't forget to cast your votes this June 24th at the polls!

{ OOC NOTE: Anyone can reply to this post with a question they want to ask the potential City Guardians. Each City Guardian candidate is tasked with answering any question on this post. No candidate is required to, but lack of participation may affect public opinion of the candidate! Lack of any activity during the election season will disqualify your candidate, however.

On June 24th, the polls will officially go up and each character will be afforded one vote for each city. So if you play 5 characters, you will need to submit 5 IC vote choices; if you only play 1, then only that character will vote. This means you as the player are voting on your character's behalf because it's going to be in the OOC comm just so that we can include instructions. There will be further information at that time as well as a link to a "booklet" with candidate information. For now though, the debate is here! }
 
 
[Text]

Does anyone know for sure that we don't have explosive implants in our bodies?

Unrelated: for those that would like to donate blood to the Everglade Blood Bank to help restock what was stolen, that would be greatly appreciated. Blood donations can be made on a voluntary basis or you can be monetarily compensated.

-Grell
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[Closed Action]

[Her housemates may have noticed that Grell doesn't exactly stay in one place at home, except when she's testing out her modified technology around the home. After weeks of tinkering on top of mentally recovering from the kidnapping fiasco, Grell sends a message to everyone at home, as well as Rip, Namur, Thatch, and Ace:

Family meeting in an hour in the living room. Please be prompt. |


Knowing better than to prepare food (she's been out of practice...), Grell makes tea and has food ordered in earlier. Mostly just seeded snacks and fruit filled pastries. There's blood for Rip in the fridge, but with Namur around...she's keeping it there to let Rip decide if she'll drink it or not.]
 
 
 [A pale and alien face that might be familiar to some for an eternity ago now peers out of people's screens once more. It is the face  of one pleasantly amused at finding himself here again]    

"Ah, Genessia....To think I, The great Freeza had forgotten you..... Being sent back to Hell must have erased the memory. But that is all in the past now."  

[He address his audience now.]

"Hello again,  ladies and gentleman of this strange sealed off world. For those of you who do not remember me, I am Freeza, the infinitely powerful and wise ruler on Universe 7 of which I just happened to save recently after a long and arduous ordeal.  And who knows? I may have save your universe as well from being wiped out by that watermelon-head god child?  Which means you may own me a tremendous debt..." 

[Freeza has been here for a while now and let us say he been thinking of the implications of his recent actions and to make use of it, whether the facts of it are true or false...]

"But I know how you can reward me.... Elect I, Freeza as your Emperor of all Genessia.  That shouldn't be too much of a bother right? I would so hate for any unpleasantness to occur..." 
 
 
18 April 2018 @ 01:22 pm
 
I'm not anyone's idea of sexy..
 
 
15 March 2018 @ 12:30 pm
[It's been a while since Grell and the other kidnapped children were rescued. She kept mostly to her home, which is steadily being filled with new people. That's another story. Right now, Grell is well groomed and looks healthier than when she was rescued. Her usual lengthy hair is in a better state, as well as her physical appearance. She's gained back most of her muscle definition and her weight, but it's only been a week. Recovery is still going on.

That doesn't mean she can't make herself feel good by looking nice.

Standing in front of the Everglade Sherrif's Station, Grell stands in front of a podium equipped with a few microphones, not paying heed to the clicks of cameras or clamoring of questions thrown her way. They have every right to want answers, but not today. The speech she's about to make has been written and practices over and over, and today's the day to see how well it goes.]

Ladies and gentleman, thank you for coming. As there is an open investigation going on, I cannot go into further detail about the kidnappings nor the details of my absence in relation to them. That isn't why I'm standing before you, anyway. I'm standing here to announce my indefinite leave of absence as City Guardian of Everglade.

[She allows the clicks of cameras and murmurs to subside before continuing.]

I'm not fully recovered from the aforementioned ordeal, and returning to work before that wouldn't be a smart move. I can't put my full focus on this position if I'm to focus on my own health as well, and we're all aware of just how strenuous this job can be.

[A small smirk forms on her lips, because WOW is that an understatement.]

In my place, Seth Rim and Hikaru Takeda will act as co-guardians. Deputy Guardian Marco is officially terminated as of this moment. The paperwork for all of the above has been handed in and approved. I will still be available, although I'll be sticking to filing paperwork that needs attention most of the time. Any deputies Seth and Hikaru would like to appoint will be personally paid for by me in the case they are unable to work on a volunteer basis.

I'd like to thank everyone for their support and well wishes up until now. It's been an honor and pleasure to serve the public, and I will continue to do so as a regular citizen of this world.

[And with that, Grell turns to leave, ignoring the new barrage of inquiries. She's saving her patience for when Remilia contacts her. Surely Grell's gonna get an earful.]
 
 
08 March 2018 @ 10:38 pm
[ Though Oswald's network posts are usually on the formal side with a professional sense to them, this time it's a bit different. He's not sitting at his desk or standing to make a speech, the background instead implying that the video is being taken from inside his own home. The atmosphere is a bit more personable. ]

Hello, Genessia. I realize it's been... well, a while since we've spoken. It seems that, on occasion, the dream docks like to take their time. [ He smiled, but if you looked close enough you might see just a flash of how frustrated he really was about it. That tell was gone in the blink of an eye, though. ] Regardless, I would like to apologize for my absence. I'm aware that I've missed quite a bit, which is in part why I've only now announced my return though I've been back for a short while.

Waking up after such a time away was, as you might imagine, an incredibly disorienting experience. I felt that in complete ignorance would be an unfitting way to address all of you, though there is still plenty I'm not yet caught up on. While I am informed of the many issues surrounding Everglade currently, including Miss Sutcliff's disappearance, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for your patience while I work to properly and accordingly take action. Thank you for your understanding, and I hope to be seeing more of all of you from here forward.
 
 
I, for one, am glad that Candy Mountain has disappeared. Maybe now I can sleep in my own bed.|

[She doesn't like candy all that much, and that was just too freaky, even for her!]

Tomorrow is Halloween, and also my birthday. Yet with everything that's happened, I'm ready to skip both.|




[Throughout Everglade, and at every archway of each city, an image is being passed around. It's a poster of a suspect wanted for vandalism and theft. There isn't a reward, as it isn't a bounty, but just a warning that this person may be dangerous and to avoid them. A composite sketch is also on the poster.]
 
 
 
29 September 2017 @ 04:18 pm
[A rare sight in Everglade, Grell is holding a televised press conference at the Mayor’s office (recorded as well on her device), and has to dress a bit better for the occasion. The Mayor himself is there as well, standing nearby (in camera view) ever the pillar of support.]

The Press Conference )

That is all. Thank you. [Although she’s bombarded with questions, it isn’t clear if she answers them or not, as the feed ends there.]



(ooc: the deputy position has been filled!)
 
 
Who: Oswald Cobblepot, Goro Akechi
What: Catching Fayren's Wonderland thief
When: Backdated to the event
Where: Fayreon
Warnings: N/A, will update as/if needed

Read more... )
 
 
10 September 2017 @ 05:17 pm
The news circulating lately does make Guardian Haller seem particularly skilled, doesn't it? We hardly make the news. We're either very safe or not worth anyone's time. With so little incidents in Genessia City, I'm almost a bit bored. [ ... ] Oh. I hope I didn't jinx it just now.

Anyway. It just occurred to me that while I've been active around here for ...several months actually, I skipped going through with a formal public introduction. Completely slipped my mind!

Hello everyone. I'm Goro Akechi. I work for the Genessia City Police Department as a detective and do freelance sleuthing for things out of my jurisdiction. I'm sure many of you took this as an opportunity to try something new as an occupation but I ended up being a creature of habit and sticking to my field.

That being said, if you have a mystery to solve my services are available. I promise I won't tattle about any private cases to my coworkers.

It would help with an investigation of mine if I could pose a question or two to you all? Feel free to answer however you'd like.

What do you think the true purpose of the sub-archways are? If you're one of the few who have opened one yourself, might I ask what compelled you to? Would you do it if it hadn't had such a steep price?

Has anyone visited them all? Which ones would you consider a worthwhile trip?
 
 
07 September 2017 @ 11:36 am
if i confirm my own rumor would that make you believe it more or less guys
is this a bribe thing or a sexual thing
like holy shit
not the one i was trying to get caught on but ill take it
i think its actually more insulting to my skills as a bj artist than a dj artist
youd think id be way more famous than i am rn if i was good at it
hahahahahaha
crap are my handjobs second rate
the casting couch has me sprawled out on it every day
the producers come in and im wiggling my eyebrows like hey
and the guys like
sighing and rubbing his temples
fucking put your clothes back on dave
and im all what but baby you said youd put me on the charts
your tiny beautiful white ass isnt doing it for me kid
i keep thinking chris hansen is going to walk in and tell me to take a seat every time youre in here
oh shit this scandal might get someone arrested
hey
anyone wanna listen to my demo
apparently it also comes with a boning
dave strider will pork you to get plays on the radio despite already dominating the media
try not to be tempted bc hes fucking jailbait
maybe i shoulda been filming pornos this whole time
making money off of something overtly sexual and wrong on many levels is a family legacy i hadnt considered continuing until just now
whose in
 
 
05 September 2017 @ 09:07 pm
[ The video recorded on the network appears to be from the angle of the podium that Weiss is standing at, though it's obvious that it's taking place in an official space. Just as likely, any character would be able to see the same scene on television as a press conference called by Weiss Schnee. What's stranger is that she doesn't seem quite as confident or self-assured as she might normally. This isn't good news. ]

Nova City has become a home to me. Which is what makes this incredibly difficult. The type of person I decided I wanted to be was the type of person who protects others- someone who fights to make things right, and be a better person than people expect of me. Being Nova City's Guardian has let me be that person, but it takes a toll. Everyone has a point at which their bias and self-interest conflicts with being able to do the right thing. I've recently begun to see where that point lies for me. Before I reach it, I'm going to do the right thing one last time for Nova City.

[ Weiss takes a deep breath, her fingers gripping slightly before she releases both them and the breath. ]

Today is my last day as City Guardian. In my place until the next election, Deputies Garrus Vakarian and Mercury Black will be acting as co-Guardians to lead the Nova City Guardian team. They have very different styles so it may be an.. interesting transition, but I think the contrast and balance will ultimately help to keep Nova City a fair and safe place.

[ She's so aware that it's going to be a controversial decision. Mercury is rash, with little leadership experience, but he got things done and he was decisive. He wouldn't play around with unnecessary ventures, and Weiss honestly felt that if he was going to continue down the path he was on, he needed to be motivated to do that. She'd give him the responsibilities and hoped he picked up on it, using his already skillfully trained abilities to support it. Garrus was far more justice-oriented and enthusiastic about the job, and much more intelligent, but he also acted too quickly and ended up on wild goose chases or involved in ridiculous drama somehow. The biggest worry she had about the team-up would be whether they would go too far in the name of justice, but she was hoping the remaining deputies would keep them in check in that aspect. Her other deputies may have been more qualified individually, but they were less likely to be followed by the rest of the team or more likely to be influenced by outside parties. It was the only combination that worked. They elected her, hopefully they trusted her deputies to uphold her standards in her stead. ]

Thank you.

[ And the transmission ends. ]
 
 
19 August 2017 @ 04:45 pm
Insult injury = _ ?

Does anyone else think the newspaper's puzzles could do with some improvement? Simplistic mysteries that fail to even provide an illusion that they require any complex thought. Anyone with the capability to read at a third-grade level could solve these. A few minor trivia facts and you're granted a hollow prize. Gaining a few coupons does not help a genius in need of stimulation.

And this new bit that's written like something out of a lackluster children's clue book. Riddled with mistakes. It could kill several brain cells reading. Slanderous to the word "enigma." An insult to everyone's intelligence, really. Not that the intelligence levels are particularly high for most of you...
Almost an insult to everyone's.

Whoever is in charge of this is clearly some buffoon. Asinine publishing. We can do better.

What is a riddle you truly felt rewarded for solving? What is a mystery you have agonized over before discovering the answer for? Is there a puzzle you still haven't figured out? A person or situation that continues to vex you?

Would anyone miss that newspaper if something terrible happened to it?
 
 
05 July 2017 @ 11:37 pm
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I’m Cassian Andor, new Guardian of Attleton. I would like to inform you that work in the Guardian’s office continues as per usual. I have my Deputies to thank for the smooth transition, and keeping up law and order after Guardian Blaze’s disappearance. His work for Attleton was admirable, and will be remembered.

We are currently working on several projects to improve the safety in Attleton, and will soon go public with further information.

Dante Sparda and David Jordan will continue to serve as Deputies. K-2SO is going to join us. In case anyone is concerned by our close affiliation, it may reassure you he will serve as volunteer.

I’m looking for one more paid Deputy:
- Combat skills required
- Experience in law enforcement or military preferable
- Out-of-town candidates welcome, but expected to move their main place of residence to Attleton
- Pay grade: 3*
 
 
Effective immediately until the end of this heat wave, the swimming pool at my residence in Everglade will be available from 8am until 11pm.

Entry will be free of charge, yet if you would like to donate to The Red House Foundation in a show of appreciation, then that is welcomed. Directions to the swimming pool will be provided at the entrance. Please keep off the grass, or else.

-Grell


[She's already in it, trying to soak up the coolness while she can. Ugh, she's gonna bake. And being dead means she can't cool off her body like living people...]
 
 
01 July 2017 @ 04:40 pm
Good day, everyone,

[Grell stands in front of a construction site, where workers are moving about behind her. The building is mostly down, save for cleaning up the outside from debris and painting.]

First and foremost, I would like to thank those that have voted for me, and extend extra thanks to those that did not. Opposition only drives me to be better than your expectations of me.

[A smirk plays on her face, because she loves to play up the role of a Flashy Snaggle Toothed Undead Harlot, coined from a lovely citizen not long ago.]

As promised, I am opening up the position of Deputy Guardian for public voting to anyone that falls under the following criteria:

    -Must be of adult age, and if under this age they may still run but I would need to speak with them personally;

    -Must not have a criminal record in Everglade, or have served their sentence and kept a clean record since its completion;

    -Must have combat skills;

    -Must have basic office skills.

If there are only two candidates at the end of one week's time, they will become Deputy Guardians. Any questions or concerns in regard to what I've just stated are welcomed. Voting will start one week from today.

Last, thanks to a generous benefactor, The Red House Foundation will be expanding to Genessia City. This house will give priority to women and children, as well as space for others as needed. We hope to have an event to help raise money for other services such as legal and medical support for the foundation to provide to those in need. So do look out for further details later.

Thank you for listening, and I look forward to working with all of you.

[The feed ends.]
 
 
28 May 2017 @ 12:43 pm
who the hell even nominated me for heroic??
its because im the only around here with a sweet cape right?
what are you guys even ON
whats your criteria for that

anyway so speaking of heroic shit
summer is coming for realsies and its my job as hella amazing media overlord to provide you with movies full of literally all the explosions and mind numbing violence
and maybe some actual good movies too idk well see how it goes
we need to pump out some sweet blockbusters everyone can watch the fuck out of
get hyped genessia

casting is open for these various masterpieces
let me know if anything on this list is something you wanna do
- wanna blow up some shit and let me film it in exchange for money
- want to be in a movie
- can act
- probably cant act but wanna try anyway
- know how to operate film equipment
- willing to pretend to do stupid shit for money
- willing to be a human crash test dummy / stuntman
- wanna collab for the greatest soundtrack in existence
- got crazy plot ideas youre willing to sell to me
- have a really hot bod / face
- can open this soda for me its giving me a hard time
 
 
11 May 2017 @ 06:10 pm
Scenario: Zombies exist. They are conscious beings, look just like humans (no rotted flesh), except they have super strength and have to eat human brains or they'll lose their minds and go full Romero-style like in the movies. Probably a couple hundred of them in terms of population. Most of them don't kill humans, they buy brains off of coroners or funeral directors for premium prices just to keep from becoming murderers because while yes, they do feel hunger when they look at a human person, they also used to be a human and aren't typically psychopaths unless they already were before they died. They also sometimes get glimpses of the memories of the humans they eat. It can be spread via scratching, biting, and sexual contact. It's not spreadable to anything but in-species (so zombie rats can only infect rats, zombie humans can only infect humans).

What do you do about the zombie population?

(Disclaimer: This is hypothetical. Been watching a lot of B horror and got curious!)


[ She has been watching B horror movies, anyway. All replies from Liv are anon text unless otherwise stated. ]