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[feckinboomstick]

... Them election results are a pile of horseshite, I'll tell ye that.

What's all this then, as if humans don't already have it hard enough in Everglade? I ain't pickin' up nothin' and movin' just cos some flashy snaggle toothed undead harlot runs the show.

That's an open invitation, I dare any of ye to come and boot me out, house is all ready for a big party.

[Anyway]

Speakin' of the rectory and heapin' piles of stinkin' shite, water's gone bad. I'll have to be collectin' it elsewhere now, that's more of a warnin' to any of ye who visit and don't trigger all the traps on your way in.

Tannusen.

Bracken.

Tea and coffee will be a little harder to come by, I suggest bringin' your own liquids.

Comments

[Video]

[black_black_heart]

Was that... an invitation?

Again?

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

It's whatever ye make of it, but I won't say no if ye bring decent water with ye.

[video]

[redcinemareel]

[The bag of dust....]

Oh? An invitation?

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[feckinboomstick]

[He actually didn't think she'd show up. So what does this mean]

Ready and waitin' for ye.

[NO BACKSIES EVER]

Voice

[bergkatze]

Snaggletooth undead harlot...

[Hear that laugh? That's Katze finding some amusement in this shit.]

Why does that 'bitch' sound familiar?

Re: Voice

[feckinboomstick]

Oh ye aware of her?

She's just the new bint in charge of Everglade.

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[icyheart]

And yet isnt it humans who the bounties are always about?

[She says as like she isn't human herself... Which considering she isn't from earth, one would still consider her as such... Maybe.]

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[feckinboomstick]

Well if most of the population is human it stands to reason that most of the crimes would be human.

Congratulations for noticin' common statistics, would ye like your medal in the mail?

[video]

[02crusnikabel]

Hi Cassian~. Feeling better from the winter plague of doom? I recovered myself.

Eh? You have a house now? Congratulations!

Re: [video]

[feckinboomstick]

Aye, yes. Won't be the last one either.

Got meself a subarch. Works great, can't drink whiskey anymore though.

[Video]

[hellish_butler]

[There's a snicker. Hello neighbor. After all, there aren't that many subarch owners in Everglade.]

Do you actually live in that hovel? Well, if you hide in there, it's not like anyone shall force you to move out. Subarch homes make good hiding places.

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[feckinboomstick]

Well I 'spose it's better than livin' in a drafty old mansion, just me an' me forty six cats.

[Video]

[shy_mage]

C-Cassian?

[He was immediately worried. He was always worried about Cassian to begin with, living in that scary place. Getting sick and weak. So far away, that he often felt like he'd be unable to help if something happened. As usual, there was no difficulty reading his emotions.

And now he doesn't have access to clean water?]

A-Are you okay? Where... Where are you getting w-water?

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[feckinboomstick]

I'm fine, never feckin' better.

I'll be gettin' it somewhere else until I get the well sorted.

[unhappy]

Humans have four other cities that are nicer than Everglade and human-dominated. Maybe you should just grow a pair and let a species other than your own not get screwed over for once.

[ Though Emerald may be a human, she's of the persuasion that pretty much everyone is terrible anyway. ]

[feckinboomstick]

Oh sure aye, them poor innocent vampires kidnappin' and eatin' babies, the poor dears. I'll say a little prayer for them before I go to bed tonight.

[Video]

[what_is_a_man]

You might want to rethink your invitations when the King of Monsters resides in and supports this... what did you call her? A flashy, snaggle toothed, undead harlot?

And when your water supply has gone sour as well. You sir do not have the best judgement, do you?

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[feckinboomstick]

[u wanna fite]

I don't give half a feckin' damn if you're the devil himself. If you're in politics ye better get used to people not bein' fond of ye.

Well water goin' sour ain't anythin' new. If it ain't cursed there's somethin' dead in it.

[eatsfish]

All due respect, Father, but I hardly feel that name calling and mud slinging is at all necessary to your point. This election was won fairly, after all. Recounts can and do happen quite often. [ He shifted on his feet just a bit. ] I do understand your concern, however. No one is going to boot you out, sir. That would be, among other things, highly disrespectful.

[feckinboomstick]

[It takes a bit for him to get back to this]

I'll beg your forgiveness, but yours only.

[A rasp and awkward, painful slur. Not like a drunkards, but rather more akin to perhaps what might be a concussion]

I handled me anger poorly, and it reflected just as poorly. We're all grown adults here, there was no reason for such a... profound outburst.

[NOT HERE]

[redcinemareel]

[See this is why you're the deputy. She was about to send people to Cassian's shop and pack up his crap, but NOW THAT OSWALD SAID THAT'S RUDE, she won't.

Lucky lil bag of dust. Deputy Guardian doing PR control without knowing it.]

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[kingslight]

[What's this politics? Regis is quite interested.

It seems that there was an election earlier prior to his arrival. One that apparently wins no favor with the man (priest, he assumes) here. This interests him, especially since Regis has a strong background in diplomacy.

He was a king after all.]

The Everglades? I don't believe I heard of that region. Are humans unwelcomed there?

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[feckinboomstick]

Well apparently they're even less so now. I knew I wasn't popular before.

[Video]

[rubyrosegrimm]

What's wrong with the election and why Everglade is hard to live in?

Re: [Video]

[feckinboomstick]

[It's been a good, solid hour since he had the dust knocked out of his brain, so finally the answer is a lot calmer than it would have been]

Mostly populated by bein's that eat humans or at least feed off of 'em.

As for the election, apparently there was a recount and someone I didn't care for took office.