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[faetan]

[A woman with wild black hair appears on the screen, wearing a crooked smile. She tosses a Pokeball lightly in the palm of her gloved hand, her other hand resting on a jutted hip. You likely haven't seen her before. Especially if you're Jubei HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!]

So these Pokémon like to battle, do they?

[Toss toss.]

Let's find out. Who's up for a real challenge?

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[faetan]

Durr? Gurdurr?

You're NOT A GURDURR YOU'RE A--oh, that works.

[Mudkip has picked up a thick log, and cracks it at Bronzor as if it were striking a fastball. Faetan sure didn't teach it THAT move, but whatever. As long as it works, right? ...It had better work.]

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[never_go_back]

[Kodachi grins wider still, confident that her opponent's pokemon is going to get knocked right out of it's boots! Or lack therof. The expression on her face is priceless as Bronzor not only gets whacked, it goes flying past the Black Rose, then crashes against the tavern, out cold!]

...... ah..

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[never_go_back]

Wha... AAAAH!! My pokemon!!!!

[Kodachi cries as she cups her cheeks.]

You little cretin! You will pay for that little stunt! It's your turn, Turtwig!

[She tosses forth her last pokeball and out pops the little green turtle.] Get him! Tactfully! [Turtwig kicks up onto his hindlegs like a horse, then charges at Mudkip with a Tackle of his own!]

Turtwig!

[faetan]

[Faetan throws her head back with a raucous laugh. YES! She loves the cries of the vanquished! Now she'll crush whatever this Turtwig thing is and--....shit, is that a grass Pokemon? Grass is useful against Water AND Ground, and her Mudkip is both, she's pretty sure!]

You'd better dodge that, or I'll kick your ass!

[But Mudkip is confused. Its trainer says 'dodge' but it hears 'RAMMING SPEED!' So it rears back and charges, kicking up dirt and mud! ...And it runs straight into the wall, knocking itself out. Well. Technically it did dodge the attack, but that doesn't exactly save it. Faetan clenches her fists and growls in frustration.]

Grrrrrr...fine, return!

[She opens her Pokeball and withdraws the stunned Mudkip. At least it gained a level from fighting Bronzor. Time for Pokemon #2. She bullets another Pokeball into the fray, and out comes...A PINECONE. TREMBLE IN FEAR!!!]

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

HA! Let's see you take on THIS one!

[never_go_back]

My goodness, such language.. Were you raised in a barn?

[Kodachi, with a hand to her cheek, shakes her head and seems amused. But then the gymnast is faced with a pinecone.. thing.

In a normal circumstance she'd laugh, but instead she looks aggravated, mistaking her new opponent for a grass-type. That means absorb is out of the question.

Turtwig, on the other hand, chitters in amusement.]

Oh for goodness sakes..

[faetan]

Psh. You're supposed to say that if I leave the door open.

[She smirks arrogantly. Looks like she's winning~]

--iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Enough of that! Use your Bug Bite attack, idiot!

[The Pineco drifts toward the chittering Turtwig. And peers at it. Then it suddenly opens a GIANT MOUTH FILLED WITH SHARP TEETH.]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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[never_go_back]

[Kodachi looks a bit disgruntled as she sets her hands on her hips. She's about to say something but instead out utters.]

.. Bug bite?

[Blink blink. Then her eyes go comically wide at the abrupt appearance of teeth. LOTS OF TEETH. If that weren't enough it's Turtwig that ends up shrieking in surprise as it's chomped! Thrown into shock, it is, the poor pokemon stumbles around, then flops over onto it's back.]

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[never_go_back]

[Kodachi is stunned into silence for a moment, then slouches forward as she raises both pokeballs to return both her pokemon. Perhaps she should have done that earlier with Bronzor but this match.. It was filled with far too many surprises.

She was sure she had the advantage in knowledge!]

But.. But.. How could I lose to a rookie hooligan? This is impossible!

[faetan]

[Faetan's shoulders shake up and down as she laughs, then brings her head down to smile ferally as she retracts her Pineco into its Pokeball.]

Because I'm better than you. And so are my Pokemon.

[She shoves her Pokeballs into a leather pouch at her waist and ties it off. Then she tromps through the mud, uncaring if her boots and leggings get splattered.]

Feel free to challenge me again sometime. I had fun beating you.

[Is she related to Gary Oak? Damn.]

[never_go_back]

B- Better than me?

[Kodachi grits her teeth while clenching her hands hard around her pokeballs. To say she's unhappy is an understatement- she was supposed to be the smug victor here!]

Grrrrrrrr... You just wait.

[She grumbles under her breath then storms off in the opposite direction.]