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[A woman with wild black hair appears on the screen, wearing a crooked smile. She tosses a Pokeball lightly in the palm of her gloved hand, her other hand resting on a jutted hip. You likely haven't seen her before. Especially if you're Jubei HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!]
So these Pokémon like to battle, do they?
[Toss toss.]
Let's find out. Who's up for a real challenge?
So these Pokémon like to battle, do they?
[Toss toss.]
Let's find out. Who's up for a real challenge?
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You're NOT A GURDURR YOU'RE A--oh, that works.
[Mudkip has picked up a thick log, and cracks it at Bronzor as if it were striking a fastball. Faetan sure didn't teach it THAT move, but whatever. As long as it works, right? ...It had better work.]
1/2
...... ah..
2/2
[Kodachi cries as she cups her cheeks.]
You little cretin! You will pay for that little stunt! It's your turn, Turtwig!
[She tosses forth her last pokeball and out pops the little green turtle.] Get him! Tactfully! [Turtwig kicks up onto his hindlegs like a horse, then charges at Mudkip with a Tackle of his own!]
Turtwig!
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You'd better dodge that, or I'll kick your ass!
[But Mudkip is confused. Its trainer says 'dodge' but it hears 'RAMMING SPEED!' So it rears back and charges, kicking up dirt and mud! ...And it runs straight into the wall, knocking itself out. Well. Technically it did dodge the attack, but that doesn't exactly save it. Faetan clenches her fists and growls in frustration.]
Grrrrrr...fine, return!
[She opens her Pokeball and withdraws the stunned Mudkip. At least it gained a level from fighting Bronzor. Time for Pokemon #2. She bullets another Pokeball into the fray, and out comes...A PINECONE. TREMBLE IN FEAR!!!]
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
HA! Let's see you take on THIS one!
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[Kodachi, with a hand to her cheek, shakes her head and seems amused. But then the gymnast is faced with a pinecone.. thing.
In a normal circumstance she'd laugh, but instead she looks aggravated, mistaking her new opponent for a grass-type. That means absorb is out of the question.
Turtwig, on the other hand, chitters in amusement.]
Oh for goodness sakes..
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[She smirks arrogantly. Looks like she's winning~]
--iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Enough of that! Use your Bug Bite attack, idiot!
[The Pineco drifts toward the chittering Turtwig. And peers at it. Then it suddenly opens a GIANT MOUTH FILLED WITH SHARP TEETH.]
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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.. Bug bite?
[Blink blink. Then her eyes go comically wide at the abrupt appearance of teeth. LOTS OF TEETH. If that weren't enough it's Turtwig that ends up shrieking in surprise as it's chomped! Thrown into shock, it is, the poor pokemon stumbles around, then flops over onto it's back.]
2/2
She was sure she had the advantage in knowledge!]
But.. But.. How could I lose to a rookie hooligan? This is impossible!
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Because I'm better than you. And so are my Pokemon.
[She shoves her Pokeballs into a leather pouch at her waist and ties it off. Then she tromps through the mud, uncaring if her boots and leggings get splattered.]
Feel free to challenge me again sometime. I had fun beating you.
[Is she related to Gary Oak? Damn.]
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[Kodachi grits her teeth while clenching her hands hard around her pokeballs. To say she's unhappy is an understatement- she was supposed to be the smug victor here!]
Grrrrrrrr... You just wait.
[She grumbles under her breath then storms off in the opposite direction.]