001 | [voice]

[adisgrace]

[Okay so. Awakened in a cave? Check. Found the "welcome message" and pamphlets that were dreadfully lacking in real information? Check. Tried to open a portal back home to the Underdark and failed? A very frustrating check. That means he actually takes the time to figure out the weird little artifact he's been given so he can...Lolth forbid, talk to someone.]

[...but only in voice mode. Look, just because no one's screamed at the sight of him yet doesn't mean he wants to push his luck.]

I would be grateful if any of you could point me to who or where I must go to for more information about this plane.

[Don't be fooled. He's not actually this polite in person.]

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[acheat]

[INFORMATION YOU SAY]

ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ

[HELPING]

[adisgrace]

[????????????? YOU SIR ARE NOT A HELPER]

I see then.

[acheat]

ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ

[He is the king of helpers, kim dont lie]

[adisgrace]

[He NEVER lies. Also oh lordy know this headache feels very familiar.]

[Why is that.]

[No more speaking into the weird device, he's opening that direct link to the only person in the world this annoying.]

You could have simply told me that you were here.

Now stop that.

[acheat]

[LOL]

ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ

[Okay no for real-]

Kimmuriel! It feels like it's been an age, how are you?

[Video]

[cadbane]

[This one doesn't care that his face can be seen.]

There's a welcome centre.

[He sends an address.]

Or you could ask more specific questions.

[adisgrace]

[NOT A HELPER]

As well as can be expected for having been "kidnapped", though I suppose with both of us here the guild is going to...stall.

This is why you'be been out of contact.

[No really thank you for being here Jarlaxle he feels infinitely better about things now. Kinda.]

[acheat]

I would hesitate to refer to it as kidnapping, more like unwilling and utterly random displacement.

I suppose it would explain my recent silence, yes.

[Everyone is always happy to see Jarlaxle always forever]

It is such a shame though.

You missed your dearest friend, Artemis while he was here.

[adisgrace]

I'd sooner avoid being found in public, if it can be helped.

[Paranoid? Nah. But hey, he's taking that address thanks.]

But if I must. Who is in charge here, and what progress has been made toward leaving?

[adisgrace]

[Did you just cuss at him you dick.]

The human is still alive? Perhaps I owe him more credit than I thought.

[acheat]

Wonderfully alive, doing very well actually, last I saw him. It's so terrible that he left, I was going to make him my second here.

[cadbane]

Those are questions which don't have clear answers yet.

[He tilts his head, clearly interested.]

Why the avoidance? Is there a bounty on your head?

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[feckinboomstick]

Ye didn't have a chat with the hologram then is what I'm gettin' out of this.

[adisgrace]

[...]

[..............]

[Give. Give him a moment. He's pretty sure he didn't hear you right.]

You were going to make a human your second.

[There is ACTUAL EMOTION RIGHT NOW. BECAUSE EXCUSE YOU?]

[acheat]

[HIS FAVORITE GAME STARTS-]

Well of course, when I don't have you here, he's clearly the best second candidate.

[NOW.]

[adisgrace]

And yet they're the only ones that I'm concerned with.

[Also god, please not this. In the most deadpan voice:]

I'm shy.

[adisgrace]

Riding lizards would make a better candidate. He has proven himself time and again to be impetuous and uncontrollable, with no care for the good of Bregan D'aerthe or for you.

[NO REALLY, FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU. SECOND OF ALL: you wanted him offended, look at him being offended.]

I'm pleased that he was at least sent away before you could make such a mistake.

[cadbane]

You'll have to go out some time.

[acheat]

He's getting so much better, though!

[And it's finally time to make this clear he was saying this purely to make him mad-]

I even taught him how to say please and thank you for a little bit, you should have seen it.

[adisgrace]

[ . . . okay so first of all gray skin, white hair. Half-breed??? Maybe???]

I took the information I could from it. Simply not the information I wanted.

[He tried to mind read it for everything else, but that uh. Apparently doesn't work on these things.]

But I've been informed now that no one has that information, so it seems like the next step is to settle in and find it myself.

[feckinboomstick]

[YOU'LL NEVER KNOOOW]

Ah.

[A bit of checking the other replies here answers it.]

There ain't no one entity in charge, but there are guardians of each city, elected officials and such. They make the rules in general for about six months until the next election.

Ain't no way anyone is gettin' out either, good feckin' luck with that one, mate.

[adisgrace]

[ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: PSIONIC RAGE]

To teach him his place and to keep him there I would hope.

Now are you finished trying to irritate me, or could we move on to more important things?

[acheat]

I'm coming, I'm coming, don't be so irate.

By the way, as far as I have seen, no one knows about drow here. You're just a very small, very dark elf.

Don't tell anyone you're any measure of elf, by the way.

I can handle the questions, but something tells me you might hurt someone after a while.

[adisgrace]

[Challenge accepted.]

Perhaps. But I think I'll be able to make do for some time until then.

[adisgrace]

Don't they? That would explain the lack of panic from the few I did see. Do you have that little faith in my restraint, though?

[Don't...don't answer that. Please.]

I will attempt to ignore any inane questions they may have. For your sake.