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[acheat]

Attention, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

There is, in fact, another drow in town. I need not give you explicit details, as he is the only other fellow here that shares the same physical characteristics I do. Just look for the small elf with black skin.

He's a touch on the brisk side and chances are he's already hurt someone's feelings, as that is what he tends to do when I let him out of the house for too long. Please attempt not to hit him for his gracelessness in conversation.

It usually doesn't end well.

[For more than the fact that Kimmuriel can pop a brain with his brain.]

With this also in mind, I'll have to ask anyone to not actually inform me if their feelings are hurt by Kimmuriel. My goodness, if I tried apologizing for every time he's said something less than P.C I'd never be able to finish a meal.

Try not to take it personally.

He's a work in progress.

Comments

[Video]

[shy_mage]

[There's some thought to it to connect the pieces, but he'd still realized fairly early on that the two looked alike. So, that had to be the guy, right?]

I-Is he the one who gets mad if you t-try to think of him naked?

Re: [Video]

[acheat]

Yes! I believe that would be him!

Kimmuriel is a very powerful psionic, he can easily read minds and I know, personally, that imagining Kimmuriel naked makes him very angry.

[Video]

[shy_mage]

I-I didn't mean to!

[Really, he didn't need to apologize to Jarlaxle for this... But, he took being scolded seriously and felt a need to prove that he wasn't bad.]

I... I was thinking about my b-boyfriend, but he distracted me...

[See? He was being good before he was interrupted by pretty drows.]

Re: [Video]

[acheat]

To be fair, he's very attractive, and if you aren't aware that he's capable of reading minds then it's understandable that you'd let yours wander a bit.

But now you know! Save the fantasies for when you're out of range.

[Video]

[shy_mage]

I-I'll try to...

[Though he hadn't even known he was there the first time. He pouted, remembering how unpleasant that had been.

And really, all of this was going to accomplish him trying to obsessively not think about porn when he saw Kimmuriel and therefor being able to think of nothing but it.]

H-How do you know when he's there?

Re: [Video]

[acheat]

You'll usually feel something uncomfortable moving about your brain, is what I found.

[Before he started wearing the eyepatch all the time.]

[Video]

[shy_mage]

[Thinking back, he tried to place anything he could with that description. Maybe he'd be able to tell next time. Eyes not focused on anything, he nodded slightly to himself, before looking back at Jarlaxle.]

H-How come he doesn't like sex? It's fun.

Re: [Video]

[acheat]

Well... this is a very large secret, don't tell anyone...

...

Kimmuriel is very, very boring.

[Video]

[shy_mage]

[He listened very seriously, and answered with what seemed like understanding.]

Ooooh...

[How sad. Kimmuriel must have been a virgin or something, and didn't know about all the fun stuff.

But, it seemed like Jarlaxle was his friend!]

Y-You should tell him about it.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ He hasn't seen Kimmuriel, only heard his voice, but... Maybe.]

I have talked to someone who introduced himself as an elf, but he was pleasant enough.

[acheat]

Was he? Well I'll have to make a note of that! A red letter day for Kimmuriel, did not make someone cry or want to kill him.

[captain_by_the_book]

It takes more than rudeness to make me cry, and I have good impulse control.

[acheat]

That speaks mountains of your character compared to the people we're used to.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ There's momentary silence. ]

I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.

[acheat]

It's certainly a compliment in your case.

[captain_by_the_book]

In that case. Thank you.

[ If he felt murderous urges about everyone who infuriates him his body count would be even higher. ]

Or I have just grown numb to irritating people.

[acheat]

I wouldn't dare call Kimmuriel irritating!

... Inflammatory is much more correct.

[captain_by_the_book]

Ah. He behaved himself with me. Maybe I caught him on a good day?

[video]

[badly_behaved_priest]

Keep your dog on a leash if you don't want him shot.

[Grump grump grump.]

Re: [video]

[acheat]

Good sir, did he manage to offend you?

[badly_behaved_priest]

No. Make sure it stays that way.

[acheat]

It's not exactly in my personal job description to ensure your feelings remain unhurt.

Maybe you should merely consider not being so easily offended.

[badly_behaved_priest]

I suggest it for his health, not mine.

[adisgrace]

[Yes, he watched the video. No, he's not humoring Jarlaxle by answering via device. There's just the normal unpleasant irritation across the mental link BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.]

I feel as though at least a portion of that was supposed to be aimed at myself.

[acheat]

Kimmie, what is the point of having a magical talking device if you do not use it?