voice

[fukkinawesome]

So.

I'm asking this for a friend.

... Lets say there's a trash fire.

... Like for the sake of the question, I'm gonna say this trash fire is about... as big as a dumpster.

My friend is really, really curious and wants to know what is the quickest possible way of putting out a dumpster sized trash fire before police show up.

Not in any rush but my friend is super busy so maybe an answer in the next ten minutes would be super duper.

Comments

voice;

[ghostofrazgriz]

[He's just going to sound... super unimpressed.]

You call fire fighters who are properly equipped for it.

What did you do?

[Private]

[cadbane]

What is going on?

Re: voice;

[fukkinawesome]

Wow okay Mr. Professional Conclusion Jumper, slow your roll a bit, my guy.

Re: [Private]

[fukkinawesome]

So do you want the full story or the condensed version?

voice;

[ghostofrazgriz]

Sorry, I'm just used to hearing people who did something saying that they're asking 'for friends'.

[He's not sorry.]

Let me rephrase then. What happened?

Re: voice;

[fukkinawesome]

Well now I don't know if I wanna tell you.

You sound like a narc.

[Video]

[02crusnikabel]

Er...well. That depends. As big as a dumpster you say? I pray it didn't spread fast.

How big is the fire, and how fast can you locate the nearest fire extinguisher?

Re: [Video]

[fukkinawesome]

Hypothetically let's say it might be escaping the dumpster and also hypothetically the nearest hypothetical fire extinguisher is inside a locked and closed hypothetical restaurant.

voice;

[ghostofrazgriz]

But if you didn't do anything, you should have nothing to hide, right?

[Narc? No. A Guardian? Yes.]

Re: voice;

[fukkinawesome]

Well if it's all a hypothetical question then it's not even that important because it isn't real.

[Voice]

[black_black_heart]

Marshmallows.

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

Re: [Voice]

[fukkinawesome]

We've considered marshmallows but like there's... a lot of hypothetical styrafoam in here.

[Video]

[02crusnikabel]

My, my, quiet a dilemma you have there! Well, I don't see it's a sin to break the window just to get the fire extinguisher, just to use it to stop the fire from spreading to people's homes. I mean, you can always tell the owner you're borrowing it.

...is the fire still there now?

voice;

[ghostofrazgriz]

If it's not important, then why would you need to put on a time limit for an answer?

Time that's being wasted, by the way.

Re: voice;

[fukkinawesome]

I told you, I got a busy friend.

I mean like if you don't wanna answer this hypothetical dumpster fire question I can take my deep and philosophical fire related conversations somewhere else.

[Private]

[cadbane]

You could stick with the most vital and important facts.

[Although he suspects there will be much embellishment of them.]

Re: [Video]

[fukkinawesome]

Hey man hey, this is all super hypothetical here. Purely imaginary.

But like if it was happening I'm pretty sure my buddy would be in deeper shit for smashing a window.

voice;

[acrostic]

It depends on what is burning. The potentially hazardous material that may exist something like a dumpster, for example, may be highly combustible or toxic. Fleeing the scene could be the better option. Hypothetically.

Fill it with water.

Re: [Private]

[fukkinawesome]

Okay so like my buddy here was taking a walk, and he may or may not have found perhaps a couple... dozen or so...

boxes...

of fire crackers.

And my buddy has a thing about explosions and fire so he may have... lit just maybe a dozen... or so... boxes.

On fire.

And some of them landed in a dumpster.

And it's on fire.

Also, some of the boxes are still, hypothetically, going off.

Re: voice;

[fukkinawesome]

Okay so where am I gonna get enough Polish Spring to fill a dumpster, smart guy?

Re: [Voice]

[black_black_heart]

Oh.

I'm just going to suggest more fire, then.

[he's helpful]

[Video]

[02crusnikabel]

So, wait there is no dumper fire? You're making this stuff up?

[Is that...slight disappointment? Slightly melodramatic.]

How I ever going to take you seriously again?

Re: [Voice]

[fukkinawesome]

See, I don't think that will solve the original fire problem.

Re: [Voice]

[black_black_heart]

Why do they say you're supposed to fight fire with fire, then?

Can't be for nothing.

Re: [Video]

[fukkinawesome]

Yep. All out of my ass.

[As the gentle crackling of garbage warmly pops behind him]

I dunno man, I'm sure you'll find a way to soothe your shattered trust somehow. Have you tried blow jobs?

Soothing shit, takes a lot of trust.