voice

[fukkinawesome]

So.

I'm asking this for a friend.

... Lets say there's a trash fire.

... Like for the sake of the question, I'm gonna say this trash fire is about... as big as a dumpster.

My friend is really, really curious and wants to know what is the quickest possible way of putting out a dumpster sized trash fire before police show up.

Not in any rush but my friend is super busy so maybe an answer in the next ten minutes would be super duper.

Comments

voice;

[ghostofrazgriz]

[He's just going to sound... super unimpressed.]

You call fire fighters who are properly equipped for it.

What did you do?

Re: voice;

[fukkinawesome]

Wow okay Mr. Professional Conclusion Jumper, slow your roll a bit, my guy.

voice;

[ghostofrazgriz]

Sorry, I'm just used to hearing people who did something saying that they're asking 'for friends'.

[He's not sorry.]

Let me rephrase then. What happened?

[Private]

[cadbane]

What is going on?

Re: [Private]

[fukkinawesome]

So do you want the full story or the condensed version?

[Private]

[cadbane]

You could stick with the most vital and important facts.

[Although he suspects there will be much embellishment of them.]

[Video]

[02crusnikabel]

Er...well. That depends. As big as a dumpster you say? I pray it didn't spread fast.

How big is the fire, and how fast can you locate the nearest fire extinguisher?

Re: [Video]

[fukkinawesome]

Hypothetically let's say it might be escaping the dumpster and also hypothetically the nearest hypothetical fire extinguisher is inside a locked and closed hypothetical restaurant.

[Video]

[02crusnikabel]

My, my, quiet a dilemma you have there! Well, I don't see it's a sin to break the window just to get the fire extinguisher, just to use it to stop the fire from spreading to people's homes. I mean, you can always tell the owner you're borrowing it.

...is the fire still there now?

[Voice]

[black_black_heart]

Marshmallows.

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

Re: [Voice]

[fukkinawesome]

We've considered marshmallows but like there's... a lot of hypothetical styrafoam in here.

Re: [Voice]

[black_black_heart]

Oh.

I'm just going to suggest more fire, then.

[he's helpful]

voice;

[acrostic]

It depends on what is burning. The potentially hazardous material that may exist something like a dumpster, for example, may be highly combustible or toxic. Fleeing the scene could be the better option. Hypothetically.

Fill it with water.

Re: voice;

[fukkinawesome]

Okay so where am I gonna get enough Polish Spring to fill a dumpster, smart guy?

voice;

[acrostic]

Where is this dumpster located?

voice

[aurabble]

Can you push it in a lake?

Re: voice

[fukkinawesome]

Like if I had a truck and a couple hours.

voice

[aurabble]

Just borrow a truck? Do you really want help or are you just going to obnoxiously argue with everything everyone suggests?

[Video]

[swordprincess]

[Karla gets the ping from Blaze and ponders the question. She can't make sense of it, and it does sound rather suspicious, so she might as well look into it, just in case.]

So, why do you ask, and why is it so urgent?

Re: [Video]

[fukkinawesome]

My friend is super curious and super busy.

[Video]

[swordprincess]

But why is he "super curious"?

[fade_to_black]

Isn't there a local fire department? [Blake's suspicious as to whether this guy really has a friend.]

[fukkinawesome]

I dunno, I didn't check the phone book for that shit before I left the house today.

[Anon Text]

[transparent_news]

Why is there even a fire there in the first place?

Video

[fukkinawesome]

Maybe the local hobo community wanted to have a barbecue night.