[video | action] The cheeto is fucking pissed

[thebigcheeto]

[Video]

RO- [Before the video can even start, the phone dropped to the ground and a huge orange reached down for it. Once righted, the video shows a bright orange and red face with mean yellow eyes and wild cream colored hair. Jasper looks pretty hacked off.]

Outdated junk!

Look Rose, I know this is your doing! You didn't want to face me, so you stranded me on another useless hunk of rock! Well I'll get out of here Rose and I. Will. Destroy. You.

[She takes a moment to compose herself... she still looks pretty pissed.]

Citizens of this worthless bit of soil, I need a ship. One that can fly.

[Action]

"Get out of my way!" Eight feet of angry rock lady stomps her way down the sidewalk, taking up most of it. Weaker bits of cement crack under her footfalls. She doesn't care who or what is in her way, she'll push them right into the road if she has to.

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[video]

[black_black_heart]

[Tannusen looks slightly smitten.]

Holy shit.

[thebigcheeto]

Disgusting. I said I needed a ship!

[Humans are so dumb, she hates them.]

[black_black_heart]

[Tannusen actually puts his chin in one hand.]

What would you give me for one?

[Not that he has any. That's not the point.]

[hammernhasslehoff]

Eight foot rock lady.

Meet eight foot German man.

Who is actually, currently, in his armor, if only because letting the suit sit unused for too long is bad for the circuitry and hydrolics, and it needs to take a walk once in a while.

He'd spent most of his day in Fayren, happily playing lumberjack. Considering the power boosters in the armor, whacking down trees like weeds had been easy, and fun!

He'd just not even bothered to remove it yet, why would he? Pain in the ass to carry.

Needless to say, he'd be pretty immobile without the suit.

It's gotten worse with him in it.

"Ja ja, one moment, bitte." Look he's checking the news on his phone, he'll move when he's good and ready.

[thebigcheeto]

"I said MOVE!" Jasper shoved at his shoulder harder. What in the name of the diamonds was this guy made of? He was Gem shaped but no way was that a Gem, suits of armor weren't their thing.

"NOW!" she snarled. Out of the way. MOVE IT. SHE'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU.

[hammernhasslehoff]

Hey, it was enough to actually get motion, he was jerked a bit to the side, which garnered a brief noise of surprise from the giant, before a look of mild irritation.

rood

"Nein, we ask politely."

[Action]

[kalmaleader]

[Eight foot rock lady, good luck trying to stomp a twenty foot dragon into the ground. Definitely not a wise idea. He witnesses this rock beast stomping around like she's the authority in this place, and it really looks quite ludicrous to him.]

And just what is so important?

[thebigcheeto]

[She's not intimidated by the twenty foot dragon. She was a twenty foot beast once. She'll kick your ass, she'll kick everyone's ass. She'll kick her own ass.]

MOVE.

[She swung a fist at his leg. OUT OF THE WAY.]

[kalmaleader]

[Qubine will move, all right...he'll move the leg that she's attempting to punch by simply lifting it up. He'll then attempt to bring his talon down on top of her, while giving her an annoyed look.]

Really. Is it so difficult to walk around me? I won't impede your progress, if that's what you're worried about...unless, of course, you continue to attack me.

[He doesn't fuck around with people who attack him, so choose carefully.]

[Video]

[k2so]

You and me both, mam'am.

But even if you found one that could actually fly, there's a barrier around the cities.

[thebigcheeto]

UGH. [She wasn't entirely sure what this guy was. Better than what she'd been dealing with so far.]

No one has enough firepower to get through it?! What are all these useless people doing?!

[Video]

[space_jesus]

You can probably get a ship in Nova City - not that it will do you much good right now. Until we can find a way to get to our home universes, there's not even much point getting outside the shields.

[Says the guy who's actively trying to do both.]

[thebigcheeto]

Nova City. Huh. Fine.

If I can contact Homeworld it won't matter if I'm lost. What are these shields? I need past them. Promptly.

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[fukkinawesome]

[There's a few people here that should not have seen this transmission.

Tannusen was one, and-]

YO BIG MAMA LET ME WHISPER IN YO EAR.

[thebigcheeto]

SHUT UP. [Only Jasper was allowed to yell at the phone.]

I asked for a ship! Not this nonsense!

[alwaysimpaled]

Among the people Jasper pushed aside and nearly trampled over on her march was a white haired man in a red jacket. Nothing too out of the ordinary except for the guitar case on his back, and the box in his hands. Of course, the contents of the box were now all over the cement as Jasper knocked the pizza out of his hands.

Bad move.

Dante will seemingly just appear in front of Jasper, pointing an accusatory finger at the gem's chest. "You there. What's your name?"

[thebigcheeto]

Jasper huffed, only just able to stop herself in time from trampling him again. Teleporting?! That was annoying to deal with, ugh.

She didn't trample him but she did make to push at his chest. In the WAY!

"Jasper. Leave."

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[stairsbro]

You look like you'd enjoy nachos.

[thebigcheeto]

What does that have to do with a ship?!

[She has no idea what nachos are.]

[video]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh, angry lady. This will be fun. Sigh. ]

If you're speaking of space ships, which I assume, you'll have no luck. You might be able to acquire or build one, but you won't be able to get into outer space. But finding a ship would be hard enough, even Nova City doesn't even have a space port.

[thebigcheeto]

We'll see about that. [Said with all the dramatic flare you'd expect from that phrase.] If they can make a ship, they'll make one. I'll get it out there.

[Video]

[youfool]

Suppose everyone's already informed you about the vanity of ships. Except sailing; there's some water for that.

Now, this Rose you mentioned. Would it happen to be a large woman with pale skin, pink hair, wearing something like a bridal gown?

[thebigcheeto]

[The wild fury on Jasper's face provided her answer before she spoke.]

ROSE QUARTZ! You know her?! Where is she?! TELL ME!

[video]

[gundesign]

['Rose'... Tori remembers talking to a Rose, many months ago. She's not stupid enough to immediately assume it's the same one, especially with so many worlds out there, but with the unique appearance of both Rose and whoever this is, she's left wondering anyway.

...you know what she is stupid enough to do, though? Be a smartass.]

Say 'please.'

[thebigcheeto]

No. [No being nice! No apologies when demanded and no asking please.]

What information do you have? Tell me! Don't waste my time!