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Hey, so, someone familiar with... what'd the paper call 'em? Pokemon? I could use some advice. Those eggs that everyone got? Yeah, mine hatched... into this.

[He turns the camera around to show a Tepig sniffing at an old pizza box on a table across from his desk.]

Cute little thing, but he's already set me on fire three times, and I've got no idea what they eat so I've just been sharing pizza with him. He seems to like it.

Hell, I'm not even sure he's a he. I'd just... appreciate any advice y'all have before he torches my shop. I kinda like it not on fire.

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That may be a bit of a challenge, though I'll give it a shot. I mean, I basically survive on nothing but pizza. Well, and Strawberry Sundaes. He won't be getting any of those though.

[Dante does not share those.]

Wait?! You do? How?!

[She sounds so confused as to how someone actually manages to survive on nothing but that.]

[Have the most hesitant of shrugs.]

...I eat a lot of pizza?

I mean usually someone who just eats that won't live very long because it's bad for them. Which is why I am wondering why.

Yeah, well normal rules don't really apply to me. Found that one out the first time my brother shoved a claymore through my chest. Hell, I could probably eat anything and be fine.

[Have the dumbest attempt to look scary ever.]

I could probably even eat you~!

If you tried, I'd make sure to defend myself.

[Though pretty sure fire wouldn't really affect him if being stabbed didn't work. At least this was what she was thinking anyway.]

Though sounds like you've been through a lot.

Man, sarcasm seems to be a dying art these days.

You don't know the half of it. In my line of work, I go probably... five minutes before being stabbed, shot, impaled, or electrocuted. On a good day.

Oh... There was sarcasm?

[She just doesn't notice sometimes.]

Well you seem fine right, now. No stabbing yet.

[Dante is just going to roll his eyes and smirk.]

Give it time, the day is still young.

[Is that smoke coming from just behind Dante? That's definitely smoke.]

[Yukiko does notice the smoke and looks a little concerned.]

You have smoke coming from behind. Were you cooking something?

[Dante glances behind him and leans over off screen, swatting at something.]

C'mon man, do you know how hard it is to get jackets like this one? Don't go setting it on fire...

[A moment later, he returns to the frame, shaking a smoking hand while the Tepig is tucked under his other arm, looking quite pleased with itself. At least his jacket isn't on fire anymore...]

So I guess your pokemon set your jacket on fire.

[She was a tiny bit relieved at that one anyway. It could have been so much worse she thinks. Probably.]

Guess he is a little scamp that way.

[He sighs, setting the Tepig on his lap, idly scratching behind its ear as it looks very pleased with itself.]

He knows how to get what he wants at least. I just hope he doesn't make a habit of doing it.

I hope he doesn't either, I mean otherwise you'd have to keep buying jackets. Or getting them fixed.

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