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[hamusukethewise]

[ The video shows fur, a twitch of whiskers, a pink nose, then a large black eye.]

Hmm, a curious item, that it is.

[ The owner of the large eye moves back enough to show the face of a fluffy hamster. She probably should be more concerned about suddenly appearing in a new place. Her master specifically told her to be more aware, but such complex things weren't worth the worry.]

I have questions, that I do.
Why are people giving me orbs?
It was quite generous of them, that it was.

[ She caught and kept whatever Pokeballs people threw at her. A much smaller rodent made a sound. The Togedemaru appeared on screen, looking somewhat similar to its unaware trainer.]

Am I a mother now?
I have yet to find a mate, and I'm​ quite sure that I don't lays eggs, that I am.

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[the_fractured_heart]

Wha-!!

[Triggered.]

I DO NOT WANT TO MATE WITH YOU, AND I AM NO FEMALE! I AM DARK KNIGHT YOU BLOODY FIELD MOUSE HALF WIT!

[Hamusuke is officially on her "Critters she will one day eat" list.]

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[hamusukethewise]

[ Hamusuke looks baffled.]

My apologies. I cannot always tell genders apart in other species, that I cannot.

Are you undead like my Death Knight friend?

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[the_fractured_heart]

Well, as long as ye don't make the same mistake twice. And I ain't no stinkin' undead, I'm a Dar-[A beat.]-Actually, ne'er mind. Even most folk 'round Eorzea wouldn't 'ave 'eard of us, I don't expect you'd know.

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[hamusukethewise]

Having everyone appear from different worlds would complicate things, that it would.

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[the_fractured_heart]

[For once she's in agreement.]

So, what are ye, exactly? You say ye don't know what ye are, but ya couldn't 'ave just popped righ' ou' o' thin air', aye? You must've SOME kind'o bloomin' idea.

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[hamusukethewise]

[ She very well could have popped out of thin air. She is a Legendary Beast.]

Master said I look like a Djungarian hamster, but they are much smaller, that they are.

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[the_fractured_heart]

[A beat.]

I'm got gonna 'ven try to pronounce that. But whatever the case, ye certainly be the...[What's the word she's looking for?]...cuddliest fearsome beast I 'ver laid me eyes on.

[She uses 'beast' very loosely in this case.]

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[hamusukethewise]

Not many have called me such, other than Master.

[ Most people on Hamusuke's home world were actually in awe of her.]

I've noticed reactions of amazement while Master rode me, that I have.

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[the_fractured_heart]

Well, ye do seem big enough to ride on I suppose.

[Not that she would.]

So...Would I be correct in assuming ye 'ave some kind of ability?

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[hamusukethewise]

I learned a new martial arts technique, and my tail is strong, that it is.

[ Her fluff also has the hardness of steel when deflecting attacks. ]