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Potential Action in Genessia/ Accidental Voice

[Look, he just wanted to contact another Autobot, okay? Why was this too much to ask? As it's turned out, his attempt to utilize his comm system has instead activated the phone because his hands are too big for the device, so everyone in town gets-]

Can anyone slagging hear me or am I talking to myself?

Optimus, can you read me, preferably sometime today!

[As for Ratchet himself? I don't see any twenty foot tall robots here. Just a perfectly normal parked ambulance outside the bay cave.

Totally, completely normal, nothing weird here!]

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[ The moment the things starts to move, Garrus snaps to his senses and draws his Vindicator, opting for the assault rifle at this close a distance.

He's torn between fawning over the technology and wetting himself, so he holds his round instead, barrel aimed at what appears to be a head. ]

Who are you?

[ And how the fuck did it do that? He'd love to get under its hood and see what makes it tick.

But after making sure it's not a threat.]

[dont you point that at me]

You just sat inside me and are pointing a gun at my face, and it's my job to introduce myself first?

You're mistaken.

[YOU FIRST]

Trust me, it wasn't good for me, either.

[Wait. He didn't mean. Shit.]

But yeah, since you're new here and I'm the one with the gun, why don't you humor me?

[Like he'll he's taking orders from a damn A.I. Ratchet should be grateful he just didn't shoot him on sight.]

[Space racist battle]

... Don't touch my interface panel again.

[GROSS.

Also no, he doesn't have to do shit, he's a twenty foot tall robot]

Do you usually menace the general population? Or am I just exceptionally lucky?

[Half of him doesn't want to go near that panel and the other half is dying to go inside even though it's an A.I. because that transforming thing was pretty rad, so he makes zero promises there.]

Actually, I protect them from potential threats. It's what a Deputy Guardian does. [Yes, he's flaunting the title, will you listen to him now?]

So I suggest you start talking.

I'm sorry, I don't think I've heard of that title before.

[RATCHET YOU ARE OVER FIVE MILLION YEARS OLD ACT LIKE IT]

I'm a war medic awarded with the highest honors from the Senate, if we're going to stand here and brag.

I'm sorry, I don't think I've heard of that title before.

[ Garrus no stop. ]

My title actually gives me authority on this planet. Yours does not. So, start talking before I shoot you in "self-defense."

Who are you?

[ Honestly he wouldn't normally be this hostile to a supposed new comer but he scared the shit out of him refused to cooperate and identify himself, and was a fucking A.I. So yeah. He's just that "exceptionally lucky." ]

Really? You've never heard of a war medic. I'm not surprised, considering how you're holding a gun.

[Children please]

Considering I'm now a citizen of this planet, shooting me because you don't like me doesn't quite step in line with law keeping procedure now does it?

I will not be threatened into doing anything.

No, see, where I'm from, there's no such thing as a "war medic." Every soldier gets first aid training. And I'd be careful if I were you; I'm the best shot you can find.

[Funny that he comments on the way he's holding his gun and not the major scarring on his face.]

I'll do what it takes to keep this place safe. And right now, you're a threat. So. Identify yourself.

[Look he can't tell, he's pretty sure all space crab faces look like that]

I'm a threat, I don't even have a gun.

I don't have time for this scrap.

[AND AWAY HE GOOOES. At least he's not shifting back into a fast moving vehicle, nope, he's just gonna ~~carefully~~ walk around Garrus and attempt to go... somewhere else.

Yes he could just identify himself, he is on an alien planet, he owes the law enforcement that much but HE PUT A GUN IN HIS FACE.]

[Wait a sec, the thing was unarmed? Well how was he supposed to know that? He lowers his rifle.]

You’re a giant robot and you don’t have any weapons? I find that hard to believe.

[Are you fucking

Did he just ignore him?]

Hey! We’re not done here!

[Except it looks like they kind of are. Keeping up with that thing is going to take work.]

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