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genessia2017-05-22 05:31 pm
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[Log/Backdated] THIS IS NOT HOW BIRTHDAYS WORK!
Who: Koishi, Luke, Satuki, and a few others.
What: Koishi had another birthday. She's giving people presents.
Where: Different places.
When: May 14th
Warnings: None really. Mostly just excessive cute.
Note: Feel free to react. Depending on the situation there may or may not be a response.
Whelp. It was another birthday come and gone. Which meant Koishi was now 416 years old. This meant that people were going to be given presents. Again. Because birthdays involved presents, right? Yes, she was the one who was supposed to be GETTING the presents. But still!
Regardless, her first stop was her sister. Koishi, with a great deal of help, had managed to purchase those computer things as well as a general how-to book so Satori could learn to use it. It wasn't a very advanced or expensive one, but it was certainly good enough to look up cat videos, write on, and manage the plethora of music that her older sister had been collecting during the time she's been here. Likewise she also bought quite a bit of music to go with it. Koishi ended up having to wrap multiple presents. All of them in brown paper and tied down with twine and tape.
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For Satsuki she got her hands on an antique Koto. Someone (not likely Koishi) had taken the time to ensure that it was in proper tune and the strings on it were new. Koishi actually carried it up to the door of Satsuki's flat this time rather than go through the window due to the Koto's size and the fact she didn't want it to bump or get stuck in the window fame. Additionally, she also brought rose tea and rose flavored taffy made from the petals of the blossoms that grow in Chireiden's gardens.
Additionally, Koishi seemed more amused than she should be by the prospect of "hell rose tea" but that may or may not just be Koishi being Koishi again.
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Luke was brought a box containing a new flying pin and a whole bunch of goodies. He got some of the rose tea and taffy too and a book of word puzzles and riddles. But first Luke would have to unlock the puzzle box she hid them in. At 20 moves it was certainly not the most simple one, but it would be fun for him to play with. The mechanism consisted of multiple sliding panels and a combination lock consisting of ornate symbols. The bottom of the box contained a riddle and several other puzzles to give him hints as to where the mechanisms were, what order to do them in, and how to unlock them.
She also brought him lunch.
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Blake was brought a wide-brimmed black hat with a stylish white stripe. She was also given a book containing multiple recipes for a variety of fish dishes. Each was hand written and a few of them had drawings to help along with the more intricate steps. The script was elegant and it was likely that Satori was the one that had done the writing and not Koishi.
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Mewtwo would get a variety of things including several mats, a small table, an umbrella, and a cushioned armchair that seemed to be modified so that he could sit in it comfortably. It was also purple. Because he was purple. Additionally he was given an enormous stack of books. Novels. Many of them were a little beat-up suggesting Koishi had bought them at a used store. But she had no idea what sorts of things Mewtwo liked book wise, so at the very least he had a variety of things to keep him entertained.
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Ted was given a basket containing a variety of cheeses and a large book containing a how-to for a variety of largely harmless (but likely very annoying) pranks and magic tricks. These ranged from card tricks to slight of hand to different uses for disappearing ink to a variety of ways to soak people with water. Clearly, nothing bad could ever come of this.
---
Alice would be given some lovely new fabrics taken from Nova City. Ones that had the technology to change color on command and self repair small rips and holes over time. There was a good bit of it too some textured more like cotton, some more like silk.
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Namur was given several coconut crabs. Alive. In a crate. Additionally, Koishi brought him some unagi, the freshwater eel carefully prepared and served over rice with some sort of delicious and tangy sauce. It tasted exactly like barbecue chicken, though the texture was vastly different.
---
Liv was brought a variety of spices in several forms to expand the types of texture present. Additionally, there was a DVD containing one of the most wonderfully terrible-in-all-the-right-ways zombie movies Koishi could find. And its equally good-bad sequel.
---
Mayu was given a set of bamboo calligraphy pens two bottles of black ink. Likewise he was given a book of tales and fables from classic Japanese literature. Youkai stories. Additionally he was also given the charm and note. (mentioned below)
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Remilia and Flandre would be given a bottle of oni sake and a basket of fruit from Chireiden's gardens, some rose tea, and a large cake, fully decorated. You couldn't ever go wrong with cake, right? Especially one filled with strwberry filling reminiscent of the blood vampires were so fond of.
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Everyone else would get a box containing four reasonably sized pieces of chocolate and well wishes. Everyone who she's had even a little bit of interaction with got something.
Additionally anyone who was hurt or killed by Koishi during the incident where she was controlled by the Kamui would be given a charm for luck and life and another note of apology.
(IMPORTANT: If I missed someone who has CR with Koishi then yell at me and I'll apologize a whole lot and add them into this post. Sometimes I lose track of people because I'm an unorganized doof.)
What: Koishi had another birthday. She's giving people presents.
Where: Different places.
When: May 14th
Warnings: None really. Mostly just excessive cute.
Note: Feel free to react. Depending on the situation there may or may not be a response.
Whelp. It was another birthday come and gone. Which meant Koishi was now 416 years old. This meant that people were going to be given presents. Again. Because birthdays involved presents, right? Yes, she was the one who was supposed to be GETTING the presents. But still!
Regardless, her first stop was her sister. Koishi, with a great deal of help, had managed to purchase those computer things as well as a general how-to book so Satori could learn to use it. It wasn't a very advanced or expensive one, but it was certainly good enough to look up cat videos, write on, and manage the plethora of music that her older sister had been collecting during the time she's been here. Likewise she also bought quite a bit of music to go with it. Koishi ended up having to wrap multiple presents. All of them in brown paper and tied down with twine and tape.
---
For Satsuki she got her hands on an antique Koto. Someone (not likely Koishi) had taken the time to ensure that it was in proper tune and the strings on it were new. Koishi actually carried it up to the door of Satsuki's flat this time rather than go through the window due to the Koto's size and the fact she didn't want it to bump or get stuck in the window fame. Additionally, she also brought rose tea and rose flavored taffy made from the petals of the blossoms that grow in Chireiden's gardens.
Additionally, Koishi seemed more amused than she should be by the prospect of "hell rose tea" but that may or may not just be Koishi being Koishi again.
---
Luke was brought a box containing a new flying pin and a whole bunch of goodies. He got some of the rose tea and taffy too and a book of word puzzles and riddles. But first Luke would have to unlock the puzzle box she hid them in. At 20 moves it was certainly not the most simple one, but it would be fun for him to play with. The mechanism consisted of multiple sliding panels and a combination lock consisting of ornate symbols. The bottom of the box contained a riddle and several other puzzles to give him hints as to where the mechanisms were, what order to do them in, and how to unlock them.
She also brought him lunch.
---
Blake was brought a wide-brimmed black hat with a stylish white stripe. She was also given a book containing multiple recipes for a variety of fish dishes. Each was hand written and a few of them had drawings to help along with the more intricate steps. The script was elegant and it was likely that Satori was the one that had done the writing and not Koishi.
---
Mewtwo would get a variety of things including several mats, a small table, an umbrella, and a cushioned armchair that seemed to be modified so that he could sit in it comfortably. It was also purple. Because he was purple. Additionally he was given an enormous stack of books. Novels. Many of them were a little beat-up suggesting Koishi had bought them at a used store. But she had no idea what sorts of things Mewtwo liked book wise, so at the very least he had a variety of things to keep him entertained.
---
Ted was given a basket containing a variety of cheeses and a large book containing a how-to for a variety of largely harmless (but likely very annoying) pranks and magic tricks. These ranged from card tricks to slight of hand to different uses for disappearing ink to a variety of ways to soak people with water. Clearly, nothing bad could ever come of this.
---
Alice would be given some lovely new fabrics taken from Nova City. Ones that had the technology to change color on command and self repair small rips and holes over time. There was a good bit of it too some textured more like cotton, some more like silk.
---
Namur was given several coconut crabs. Alive. In a crate. Additionally, Koishi brought him some unagi, the freshwater eel carefully prepared and served over rice with some sort of delicious and tangy sauce. It tasted exactly like barbecue chicken, though the texture was vastly different.
---
Liv was brought a variety of spices in several forms to expand the types of texture present. Additionally, there was a DVD containing one of the most wonderfully terrible-in-all-the-right-ways zombie movies Koishi could find. And its equally good-bad sequel.
---
Mayu was given a set of bamboo calligraphy pens two bottles of black ink. Likewise he was given a book of tales and fables from classic Japanese literature. Youkai stories. Additionally he was also given the charm and note. (mentioned below)
---
Remilia and Flandre would be given a bottle of oni sake and a basket of fruit from Chireiden's gardens, some rose tea, and a large cake, fully decorated. You couldn't ever go wrong with cake, right? Especially one filled with strwberry filling reminiscent of the blood vampires were so fond of.
---
Everyone else would get a box containing four reasonably sized pieces of chocolate and well wishes. Everyone who she's had even a little bit of interaction with got something.
Additionally anyone who was hurt or killed by Koishi during the incident where she was controlled by the Kamui would be given a charm for luck and life and another note of apology.
(IMPORTANT: If I missed someone who has CR with Koishi then yell at me and I'll apologize a whole lot and add them into this post. Sometimes I lose track of people because I'm an unorganized doof.)
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"Metal bins are easy to get if you want to save any for your friends or for later. But I can also understand wanting to eat them all now. They're really delicious."
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Dig in!
[Yep, it's still completely alive and writhing, trying to right itself or get away.]
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"頂きます!"
And the crunching began. Turns out teeth designed to crack bone were great at breaking through crab shells. Who knew?
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Takin' presents t' all yer friends for yer birthday?
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At this point her crab had stopped moving and she had eaten most of it. Surprisingly enough she had done so without eating a single scrap of shell.
"I'm timeless. I will have infinite birthdays as long as my aspect is maintained. They're special now but I need to keep them special forever if I want to keep having them mean anything."
Weird logic, but it made sense. Kinda.
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Guess that's a good way t' look at it. An' either way y' getta spend time with people y' like, so win-win either way, huh? Sheheheh!
[He chows down on another, then looks around the room at the rest of the crabs- now quickly making themselves at home since it seems the danger has decided to pick on someone else for the moment.]
Mighta been on t' somethin' with that metal bin idea.
[One just knocked over Ted's ladder.]
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Unless Namur wanted to eat them all in one sitting. That's fine too.
"And yeah! I like hanging out with my friends! That means I like hanging out with you! You're a lot of fun!" Her smile couldn't be anything less than genuine.
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[Regardless, Namur throws an arm over her shoulders and gives her a squeeze- assuming she's corporeal. Then he takes a few seconds to look around at the rest of the crabs.]
Ehh, we'll jus' shove 'em back in the crate for now. 'S already here, an' we gotta go getcha that hotass dress I talked 'bout earlier, aye?
[He grabs the ones who've been granted a temporary stay of execution and hammers the lid back into place.]
Where y' wanna go shoppin'? Nova's got all kinds a crazy spacey shit y' can custom make, Fayren's got more shit like for princesses an' knights, 'round here most a what yer gonna find's like black an' require one a them poofy skirt things underneath, an' Genessia an' Attleton's gonna have yer kinda normal classic shit. Like the stuff that never goes outta style cuz y' jus' can't beat it. What's yer pleasure?
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She helped him collect the crabs that had been scuttling around, keeping back when he hammered the lid down to keep out of the way.
As for the shopping question though... "Um, I dunno. I don't go shopping for hotass dresses so I don't know. I did go to the outside world before when I was in Genessia during the big incident with the occult orbs. That was a lot of fun! People wore all sorts of interesting and modern things. I've never seen anything like it before I came here."
Never-mind the fact she experienced the occult orb incident via the dreamdocks.
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[Namur kicks the crate into a corner and opens the door, head canted to the side, shoulder angled a little more prominently toward her.]
Wanna ride?
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And she was pretty light too. She had mass, certainly, but she was probably floating too. Ah well. That just made things easier.
"I can't wait! I bet I'll find something really nice to wear. That way I can look nice at nice events in something that's not a kimono."
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[Namur snaps his fingers.]
Got it! Gonna find y' a nice li'l black dress. Checked out plenty a girls wearin' 'em t' everythin' from clubbin' t' formal shit, so y' know it'll go everywhere.
[He's fine with her weight. He's carried much larger people for longer distances. It doesn't take long for them to get through the gate and into Genessia proper, but that's where Namur pauses, scratching his head.]
Shit I never went shoppin' for this kinda thing 'fore. Not here, anyway. Uhhhh....
[Namur sniffs one way, then the other, and picks the direction that seems to smell a little more girly.]
This way!
[And off he goes! Please feel free to remind him that maps are a thing.]
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Koishi is a very good passenger, even putting some of her inertia toward turning when need be. It didn't help much considering her size and weight but it was the thought that counted.
"Oh! Umm... Neither have I. But Miss Music took me shopping for things a long time ago in that direction." She pointed. "We picked up swimming clothes for when we went on vacation. It was a lot of fun!" The shopping or the swimming?
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[Oops, going the wrong way, then. Namur banks in the direction she points.]
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Koishi patted Namur's hair as they approached a very nice store. "Here! Here!" Certainly very pricey, but no doubt a place like this would have the hotass dress they were looking for.
Koishi slid down off of Namur's back and scampered over to the window, looking inside before heading to the door. She almost walked directly into it before she paused, and pulled on the handle, slipping inside quickly. "Hurry Mister!" So excitable!
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Kinda nice t' be able t' walk through walls an' shit, huh? What's the weirdest place y' ever woke up in?
[He has to kind of stay stooped over in order to not scrape his head along the ceiling, and he waves a bit at the store clerk who is, indeed, giving him a funny look somewhere between terror and suspicion. But whatever. Namur squints at the clothing on display.]
Also 'bout what size're y' lookin' at?
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"Hello Miss! I was here before a long time ago but I'm here again now. I need a pretty black dress because its my 416th birthday and we're going to go dancing!"
This was, fortunately, more the clerk's speed and she quickly straightened up and looked down at the pile. Even from where Namur was standing he could see they were all the wrong size.
"Right. Well, let's find something that works well on you, shall we?" And then to Namur. "Shall we be getting you fitted for an outfit too?"
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Sweetheart, all them dresses is probly gonna look a helluva lot better if y' weren't gonna be drownin' in 'em. Shit, y'd fit half a Big Mama in this'n!
[He holds one of them up, pulling it out at the waistline so she can see how wide it is.]
An' that's really sayin' somethin', cuz Big Mama's part giant or some shit. Look, there's room for y' an' a friend.
[Then he holds it up to his height, eyeballing it critically.]
Might be a good'n though if y' can find it smaller. Y' got that covered, aye?
[The last bit, of course, was directed at the clerk.]
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The clerk removed the clothes from Koishi's hands, walking around the counter and gesturing. "This way please." And walked deeper into the store. The little youkai tilted her head, glanced once back at Namur, before floating after the clerk.
"Okay. You wait here please! Things might get knocked over if you don't, okay?" And she was gone.
***
It was nearly an hour and a half before the two returned. Namur had been able to hear them speak here and there, but it was impossible to see anything past the racks of clothes. All of the other customers ignored him for the most part and there really wasn't anything his size to sit down on. Hell, there weren't even any magazines.
The clerk was seen first, looking a little exasperated but otherwise fine. She was holding Koishi's folded attire against her chest, looking back after a moment to see what was keeping her customer.
"These are strange shoes Miss..." and out she stepped. Her polished dress boots a squared heel about an inch tall, giving her some much needed height. And it was just enough to show off a bit of calf before the dress began. It was black and silky but not too dressy, topped with a modest v neck. Over it was a long sleeved decorative overshirt of black lace depicting roses. Just enough to draw the eye away from the inhuman details of her upper arms. It also seemed the clerk had managed to find her some appropriate earrings (they were probably magnetic) and had swapped the yellow ribbon on her hat for a glossy black one.
The little youkai ran her hands around the brim, placing it once more on her head. The clerk leaned in just as quickly, tilting the hat up and back, letting the article frame her face and hold her minty hair in place. The clerk had even managed to find some light pink lip balm for her.
It absolutely qualified as a "hotass dress."
"Umm. Is this okay? I might have trouble walking for a little bit though... But it's not too hard. I can't jump or run like this though. But that's okay! I can fly!"
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'Bout time, holy shi-
[And then he gets a good look at Koishi, and blinks, nearly dumbfounded.]
-it.
Well damn. This li'l store 'maid beat the snot outta y' with a puberty stick, huh? Shit.
[HAHAHA NO, SERIOUSLY. Namur is just now realizing that this really was a wonderful but terrible idea. Koishi is a child, even if she's half a bazillion years old. There really do need to be limits and Fionna pushed them hard enough to last a lifetime. Now he has to find some way to show Koi a good time but not get his claspers in a knot and thaaaat might be a much taller order than he originally thought. He rubs the back of his head with his palm and smiles, laughing at himself more than anything.]
Looks good, sweetheart. Let's getcha checked out an' int' the club, huh?
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Apparently she didn't get it, having never dealt with puberty because... well... ancient eldritch mountain monster.
Apparently she was holding Koishi's clothes folded up nice and neat. "Oh, right!" Drifting up and over, Koishi rummaged in the pocket, pulling out her device and handing it to the clerk to get it beeped in for payment.
And it totally went through. Well. Namur was paying her for the occasional escort job but he probably didn't realize she's not only paid by Satsuki but Satori still had the majority of her guardianship money.
"Yeah! I'd love to go. I need a spot to put my other clothes though since I'm not wearing them."
She tried to touch down again, having to do a little hop to keep her balance on the heels. "Ah. These boots are straaaaange. At least she found ones that fit my third eye."
While that probably was the most "amazing" thing about the outfit, it still, somehow, wasn't the most surprising thing. Namur what have you gotten yourself into. At least the clerk returned with Koishi's clothes and a little handbag that matched the new dress. She opened it for a moment to show she had placed Koishi's device inside before handing it to her along with the extra articles.
"So where are we going Mister Fins?" Okay so it was 'Mister Fins' now. Progress?
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[He drops his shoulder in front of her so she an climb up on his back again.]
Headin' t' the club now, aye? Ever learned any dances?