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[stairsbro]

who the hell even nominated me for heroic??
its because im the only around here with a sweet cape right?
what are you guys even ON
whats your criteria for that

anyway so speaking of heroic shit
summer is coming for realsies and its my job as hella amazing media overlord to provide you with movies full of literally all the explosions and mind numbing violence
and maybe some actual good movies too idk well see how it goes
we need to pump out some sweet blockbusters everyone can watch the fuck out of
get hyped genessia

casting is open for these various masterpieces
let me know if anything on this list is something you wanna do
- wanna blow up some shit and let me film it in exchange for money
- want to be in a movie
- can act
- probably cant act but wanna try anyway
- know how to operate film equipment
- willing to pretend to do stupid shit for money
- willing to be a human crash test dummy / stuntman
- wanna collab for the greatest soundtrack in existence
- got crazy plot ideas youre willing to sell to me
- have a really hot bod / face
- can open this soda for me its giving me a hard time

Comments

[Video]

[sarcaskick]

I mean, they nominated me for most heroic too.

So.

Grain of salt, etc.

[Video]

[stairsbro]

Didn't you save Alice from yourself? Yeah, I'm thinking this is a purely ironic nomination.

But it might have something to do with looks because you've got like those extreme superhero eyebrows and hair that would look good in a breeze.

[Video]

[sarcaskick]

[ That's... he didn't even consider the possibility that there was possibly any real thought put into his nomination.

Huh.

He decides to focus on the flatter instead, running a hand through the aforementioned hair. ]

I rock what I've got, that's true. Didn't know eyebrows were a heroic feature, though.

[video]

[stairsbro]

Strong facial features are basically trademark hero nonsense. Strong brow. Strong jawline. Strong cheekbones. You're checking boxes, dude.

[video]

[sarcaskick]

And you're checking me out. I feel so objectified.

[video]

[stairsbro]

What? No, I'm not. I'm just calling you hot and- uh... Shit.

[video]

[sarcaskick]

You're going to make me blush. I'm the bashful type, you know.

[video]

[stairsbro]

I had you pegged as more of "Yeah, I know I'm hot shit" types.