genessia | nine ticks; text

who the hell even nominated me for heroic??
its because im the only around here with a sweet cape right?
what are you guys even ON
whats your criteria for that

anyway so speaking of heroic shit
summer is coming for realsies and its my job as hella amazing media overlord to provide you with movies full of literally all the explosions and mind numbing violence
and maybe some actual good movies too idk well see how it goes
we need to pump out some sweet blockbusters everyone can watch the fuck out of
get hyped genessia

casting is open for these various masterpieces
let me know if anything on this list is something you wanna do
- wanna blow up some shit and let me film it in exchange for money
- want to be in a movie
- can act
- probably cant act but wanna try anyway
- know how to operate film equipment
- willing to pretend to do stupid shit for money
- willing to be a human crash test dummy / stuntman
- wanna collab for the greatest soundtrack in existence
- got crazy plot ideas youre willing to sell to me
- have a really hot bod / face
- can open this soda for me its giving me a hard time

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do you have one

I do. Never been used though.

whats that mean
it cant be used
is it still in that fucking crazy plastic they seal it in
where you need a can opener
to open the can opener
i mean talk about some bullshit right there
that stuff is impossible do
gonna have to buy a pair of scissors to open your can opener
oh whats that?
the scissors are vacuum sealed in that plastic evil too
so then you just end up jabbing the shit with a knife and trying not to slice your hand open

Oh no, I didn't buy it sealed in anything. So it doesn't actually need opening.

Just....never opened a can with it yet. Been wanting to though.

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