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who the hell even nominated me for heroic??
its because im the only around here with a sweet cape right?
what are you guys even ON
whats your criteria for that
anyway so speaking of heroic shit
summer is coming for realsies and its my job as hella amazing media overlord to provide you with movies full of literally all the explosions and mind numbing violence
and maybe some actual good movies too idk well see how it goes
we need to pump out some sweet blockbusters everyone can watch the fuck out of
get hyped genessia
casting is open for these various masterpieces
let me know if anything on this list is something you wanna do
- wanna blow up some shit and let me film it in exchange for money
- want to be in a movie
- can act
- probably cant act but wanna try anyway
- know how to operate film equipment
- willing to pretend to do stupid shit for money
- willing to be a human crash test dummy / stuntman
- wanna collab for the greatest soundtrack in existence
- got crazy plot ideas youre willing to sell to me
- have a really hot bod / face
- can open this soda for me its giving me a hard time
its because im the only around here with a sweet cape right?
what are you guys even ON
whats your criteria for that
anyway so speaking of heroic shit
summer is coming for realsies and its my job as hella amazing media overlord to provide you with movies full of literally all the explosions and mind numbing violence
and maybe some actual good movies too idk well see how it goes
we need to pump out some sweet blockbusters everyone can watch the fuck out of
get hyped genessia
casting is open for these various masterpieces
let me know if anything on this list is something you wanna do
- wanna blow up some shit and let me film it in exchange for money
- want to be in a movie
- can act
- probably cant act but wanna try anyway
- know how to operate film equipment
- willing to pretend to do stupid shit for money
- willing to be a human crash test dummy / stuntman
- wanna collab for the greatest soundtrack in existence
- got crazy plot ideas youre willing to sell to me
- have a really hot bod / face
- can open this soda for me its giving me a hard time
>action!
Super effective. Fuck your HP. The target is now confused. [ the curse of being a tiny boy. ]
No? It's like... - Oh, okay. Yeah. I could just show it to you. I don't know if my explanation metaphors are going to strike a chord with you. I'd probably just confuse the living fuck outta you.
[ easy to spot with his theme of red and the palest person around with shades on. she's not hard to spot herself, being a multi-armed amazonian woman. hot damn. he's caught looking up at her without saying anything for a second.
oh crap. she said hi. ]
Il...dikó. [ did he get that right? ] I'm Dave. 'Sup?
no subject
I don't really now what's the HP but yes. As long as it works in combat, why not use it to your advantage?
[That's pretty much her philosophy. Combat Pragmatism for the win. She has to smile at Dave's awkwardness, gently.]
Nice to meet you Dave. I'm doing as well as someone who found themselves kidnapped and brought to an alternate universe can be. I'm still not convinced this is some sort of alcohol induced dream. And talking about drinks...you needed a soda opened, right?