[Video] and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

[earth_rick_c_137]

[ Have a 60-year old human with a unibrow, sitting... in a bar? Definitely looks like a bar in the background. Like hell was he going to start tinkering with this garbage phone at the Bay with only his flask to sustain him. ]

Oooookay, this is-- [ beeelch ] this-this is real original, guys. Real novel.

[ He downs a shot. ]

I'm super impressed. And also already getting super bored.

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[earth_rick_c_137]

[ Don't worry, he's noticed. That's half the joke.

Which is why he's right back to laughing again. ]

[number1stalker]

[What an ass, and not even the good kind like Black Hat.

Enjoy hearing from her end a chomp. Yes her solution to get Rick to stop laughing is to bite her phone.]

[earth_rick_c_137]

Oh, oh I-I can totally see the app-appeal now!

[number1stalker]

[Oh look, she got video on now. Too bad Rick covered his phone up because now he is missing the dirty look she's shooting the phone.

The gross spit covered phone.]

You're better when you're making Flug sad.

[earth_rick_c_137]

[ Aaaaaaand, more laughter. ]

[number1stalker]

[Just the smallest of huffs from her, SHE CAN WAIT FOR RICK TO STOP.

maybe.]

[earth_rick_c_137]

You're real funny, you-you know that?

[ There's the sound of him uncapping his flask, because the bartender's not keeping up with the hardest-working liver in the universe. ]

Didn't think Hat was into fu-funny.

[ He's pretty sure Hat isn't into anything, but he'll go along with this for the punch-line. Because it'll infuriate Hat. That's the best punch-line he's going to find on this garbage little world, now that he knows that jackass is here. ]

[number1stalker]

Thanks!

[Demencia that's not a compliment, you silly girl, and yet she is going to take it that way.]

And he's more focused on selling goods to villains, most of the time. Which you've gotta be one if you know of him.

[That and Flug's glorious demoralization via Rick, that helped her figure that much out.]

[earth_rick_c_137]

So, ba-[ beeeelch ]bag boy is 'Flug', who're you?

[ He totally wants a name to taunt Hat with. Yes indeed he does. ]

[number1stalker]

You got it, and me?

[Oh Rick, he shall be so disappointed when mentioning Demencia won't get much of a reaction.

Except maybe disgust.]

I'm Demencia.

[earth_rick_c_137]

[ DISGUST IS WONDERFUL HE'LL TAKE IT. ]

Fantastic, so when's the wedding?

[ That's right, he spite-ships it. DEMENCIA HAS GAINED ALLY?? ]

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[obscenilicious]

Good to know you still don't have a hobby, Rick.

[earth_rick_c_137]

I expect an invitation, Hat.

One of those fa-fa-[ braaaaaaaaaap ] fancy ones with the cursive. I may even attend.

[obscenilicious]

I would but after a certain point it becomes a bit tiresome to keep up with whatever random reality you've jaunted off to.

Considering you don't even have a good idea of it, excellent book keeping as always.

[earth_rick_c_137]

Like reality's ever been a problem.

[obscenilicious]

You don't even know where the hell you are, do you?

[number1stalker]

[This face, Black Hat. Just this face.]

[obscenilicious]

Not even if it'd save my life, Demencia.

[number1stalker]

[NOT DISCOURAGED AT ALL.

ONE DAY, BLACK HAT ONE DAY.]

[obscenilicious]

[NEVER EVER NEVER]

[number1stalker]

[NEW BEST FRIEND THEN.]

As soon as he actually asks me.

[Look she might be delusional on the front of her target of affection, but she's still got expectations.

Which are equally delusional.]

[earth_rick_c_137]

So any day now.

[number1stalker]

Mmmhmm!

[earth_rick_c_137]

[ Snickersnort. ]

I bet-better get an invitation. I'm an old friend of Hat's.

[ Yep they're totally 'friends'. Pals. Buddies. Not at all in a multiverse-wide slap-fight for probably decades now. ]

[number1stalker]

[THIS CANNOT END BADLY.]

Mm... I guess you can, what's the name the nerd said... Richie?

[Pro-Tip; Demencia barely pays attention, which is why she's able to think BH reciprocates her feelings.]