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[paganf_ckingmin]

[His shoes are wet, the hems of his pants are wet, and Pagan Min is Not Happy.]

What. The. Fuck. I was in the middle of something!

Usually, I try not to much up the airwaves [wow you liar] but since I was all but fucking invited - who do I talk to about replacing my fucking shoes?

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[Audio]

[alwaysimpaled]

[Because Dante was bored, and this guy sounded full of himself, he engages full troll mode.]

That depends. Do you know the muffin man?

Re: [Audio]

[paganf_ckingmin]

Do I sound that gullible to you? Here's a hint the answer is fucking no.

But on the off chance that you're serious - I'd love to know where you get your shit. I'm getting the feeling I'll need a new supplier.

[Audio]

[alwaysimpaled]

It was worth a shot. I was kind of hoping to see how long you spent looking for Drurey lane. Seems about your level.

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[paganf_ckingmin]

[He sounds calm still, but a dangerous kind of calm.]

What makes you say that after hearing me speak for five fucking seconds?

[psychoslayer]

Wow, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the coffin this morning.

Welcome to the party.

[paganf_ckingmin]

That, little girl, is exactly the fucking problem.

Party? [He actually laughs - a sharp thing.] I don't think so. I know a fucking party when I see one. This appears to be an overpopulated eyesore of a city.

[psychoslayer]

I'm not a little girl.

[Faith rolls her eyes.] There are apparently five cities. I haven't been to all of them. Great fun, right? Here, you're kidnapped, go run around and apparently "save" the world or something. It's great.

[Audio]

[swordprincess]

...I take it you've just arrived.

[It's pretty obvious from the way he's freaking out. But since he's complaining about his clothes, this could be an opportunity to try something...]

If you need your clothes replaced, there is a new shop that just opened up in Nova City, called Revocs. The owner is named Ragyo Kiryuin.

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[paganf_ckingmin]

A shop?

[He sounds half offended and half torn. There's a small sound of disgust and then...resignation.]

At least tell me they've got a decent tailor on staff and no off the shelf bullshit.

[Audio]

[swordprincess]

[She blinks. She thought he'd feel better about talking to someone to replace his shoes. Unfortunately, she can't vouch for Ragyo's tailoring skills.]

Well, she does brag about her skills as a tailor, but I have yet to visit her shop myself...

[Video]

[forgottheoffbutton]

[There is a man with a bag on his head on your screen, Pagan. Almost familiar, except he has eye holes and goggles.] Um...none of us know who brought us here. You could try to get Ms. Weiss to get you new shoes?

Nope staying Audio!

[paganf_ckingmin]

[Well. That's new.]

Is she the one taking responsibility? Fucking perfect. How do I find her?

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[forgottheoffbutton]

W-Well sir...no. She says it isn't her fault but a lot of people blame her. She is in Nova City, I think. If you need new shoes, perhaps someone can help you locate a store?

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[lunarlegionnaire]

[Ah. The 'explosive' kind of newcomer. Always fun.]

Your priorities are on the out-of-whack side, but just read those maps you woke up with. Shouldn't be hard.

And no, 'I don't have time for this!' won't cut it. You've got plenty.

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[paganf_ckingmin]

[There's a sound something like a breath being taken.]

One - The instructions said to express myself and that is what I'm doing.

Two - I'm not looking for some shitty retail store with cruelty free products, I'm looking for quality.

Three - Kindly fuck off.

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[lunarlegionnaire]

Three won't cut it either, I'm afraid.

[Well, now he's interested.]

Look, seriously. Take it in. You're as stuck here as the rest of us. Might as well be a big boy about it before looking for new Hush Puppies.

voice;

[sizedoesntmatter]

The shoe store, pretty sure has shoes.

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[paganf_ckingmin]

Why didn't I think of that?

Oh, right - because I'm not after mass-produced shit.

Would I care about my fucking shoes if they were some kind of pedestrian loafers? No, because I would have no damn taste to begin with.

I am used to a certain fucking caliber of quality, and I am not lowering my standards for this shit-hole. Got it?

voice;

[sizedoesntmatter]

[Jeeze, so they are one of those people. He's never really met those kind of people, but still.]

Well you wouldn't be able to afford a new pair of shoes with the money you have in the way you want them. Unless you want to be homeless and hungry over a pair of shoes.

voice;

[whiteas]

At this rate someone's going to start a curb-side cobbler and shoe shine stand right outside the Bay.

[ SO many people have been asking lately.. ]

Re: voice;

[paganf_ckingmin]

What the fuck is a shoe shine going to do for water damage?

[He... yeah, he thinks she's an idiot. I'm sorry.]

voice;

[whiteas]

It's not, but if you're going to offer such a specified service it should be a full-service station or else you'll start hemorrhaging cash by not fully utilizing supplies for possible services.

[ Whatever bro just because she's thinking a bigger picture. ]

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[captain_by_the_book]

[ Okay.

Oookay. ]

You're the second person whose first concern upon arrival was their shoes.

[ And he's getting mightily irritated with skewed priorities. ]

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[paganf_ckingmin]

Am I? I'll have to meet the first.

[There's atutting noise.]

Why the fuck does everyone want me to focus on the problems I can't immediately fix? For fuck's sake

[captain_by_the_book]

There was a man who was very concerned with the state of his pedicure.

And I'm not wanting you to do anything. It's just an observation.

[ Still slightly better than angry pedicure rants, though. ]