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[feckinboomstick]

... So s'it all over then?

Thank God, that was the most pointless half month of me life. May as well have just been feckin' dead, should have faffed about in that dead bloke liminal space if I'd known I'd come back to a load of shite.

Would have gotten exactly the same amount of garbage done.

Great, new guardian votin' too.

Can't wait, I'll get the phone all set up, see if I can't hook it proper to the telly and I'll take a shot every time someone says somethin' stupid.

Tannusen, I want ye to cart me unconscious droolin' carcass to me room when I'm done and lock the door so I don't go stumblin' out at three AM and start a fight with the hat rack again.

Seems like an excellent way to spend me weekend.

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video - NOT even private because lol

[black_black_heart]

I mean, you could have done me, but noooo.

REEEEE

[feckinboomstick]

Everyone can see this shite ye feckin' crummy cat!

I'M IN THE SAME GODDAMNED ROOM AS YE.

[black_black_heart]

[ Laughing, so much laughing. ]

I know! Isn't it great?

[feckinboomstick]

Ye put that godsbedamned phone down right now and come over here and talk shit to me face!

[Video]

[pretty_handy]

Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine? I think it wasn't so bad, we got to do some exercise.

What is a telly?

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[feckinboomstick]

I get exercise. Willingly, without havin' to be prompted by a shriekin' empty soul attemptin' to suck out me life force.

Tis the talky box.

[Cass that isn't helping]

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[pretty_handy]

Oh but there's exercise and then there's exercise. Nothing helps to tone your gluteus like running away from abominations.

Yes, that is very helpful, thanks.

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[feckinboomstick]

Buy a feckin' treadmill and hire a dock worker to stand at the back of it with a pipe.

What?

What? Ye ain't heard of the TV? The idiot box, the television.

[There we go, not everyone knows your weirdo slang, loser]

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[number1stalker]

Haha you fought a hat rack?

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[feckinboomstick]

After half a bottle of whiskey you'll be surprised at what people will start a fight with.

[number1stalker]

Huh.

So who won?

[feckinboomstick]

A tag team between the floor and the wall.

[om_nom_namur]

What, didja hide in yer house the whole time?

Anyway, which a the runners y' think's a touch less dumbassed?

[feckinboomstick]

I was carin' for a burn victim. So aye, locked right up out of sight like a great scared baby I was.

None of 'em.

[om_nom_namur]

So what, the burn victim die in the end? How come yer bitchin' 'bout doin' shitall if y' was gettin' shit done?

[feckinboomstick]

What cos I could have been more productive other than that, I can do more than a single thing with me time, mate.

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[clevermind]

I'm glad to see that you are unharmed.

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[feckinboomstick]

Ye alright then, Belle? Haven't seen ye in an age.

[More due to his not being at the shop of course]

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[clevermind]

Yes I'm alright. Dorian was kind enough to come to my rescue.

[She offers a small smile at the video.]

I'm afraid that I wasn't able to do very much to help him.

video;

[icyheart]

If you save those shots, save them for me as well. I need a good laugh.

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[feckinboomstick]

Ye can drink with me in spirit, we're gonna be watchin' the same cock and bull.

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[icyheart]

I'll drink with you in spirit while having a good laugh. Sounds fun really.

[Video]

[forgottheoffbutton]

D-Do you have stock left, sir? I'm willing to purchase some of your goods.

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[feckinboomstick]

Stock?

Wot, in me shop?

Aye, yes I've plenty of it now that I can get back in the bloody thing, what'dye need?

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[forgottheoffbutton]

Protective charms are my current interest. The stronger the better.